This is a story about how I woke up last weekend bare ass naked in a strange place, with no idea how that happened. Well, no idea for a few minutes anyway. The events of the previous evening groggily came back to me.
I had gone out to celebrate my new job with two extremely hot coworkers who happened to be best friends and roommates. We went to a local meat market and then back to their place to sober up and watch tv. We ended up drinking more and watching some soft core porn on one of those pay channels. The girls started to complain about how one sided those movies are, always showing T 'n A with zero eye candy for the ladies. I tried to be a gentleman and agree with them and they both shared a mischievous look with each other that I found extremely sexy.
"Oh you are so sympathetic, eh Steve?" Mel asked.
"You have no idea how unfair life is for us girls," Sarah continued.
"Sure I do. Guys are pigs and it's rough. I get it." I then tried unsuccessfully to change the subject.
"Why don't you prove it?" Sarah taunted.
"How?"
"Hmmmm..give us a minute. We'll come up with something."
It was then that the movie heated up and I couldn't concentrate on our conversation. The movie had a lesbian scene at a pool where two topless women started to make out. The closeups of their nipples rubbing against each other was too much for me and I let out a gasp. This set Mel and Sarah off.
"You're a pig too!! See!" Sarah laughed.
"No I'm not!!"
"So you wouldnt want to see that? If we took our tops off you wouldn't want to watch that?"
"Well, I mean...no...I.. just..." I couldn't focus.
"I tell you what, spend the weekend here. Do and act out everything we say and we'll show you that Sunday night," Mel taunted.
"Wait. What do you have in mind?" I nervously asked.
"A weekend of fairness," Mel stated. "Guys have it so easy. All you have to do is look at us and you can see how we look, bust size and all. And guys have no problem objectifying us. We are going to turn the tables on you this weekend."
"All I have to do is do what you say? And you'll do the topless pool thing?"
"Yep," they said in unison.
"But no nudity, right? I only see cleavage from time to time on you gals, I haven't seen you naked...yet."
This seemed to trip them up. They huddled up and whispered. After what felt like an eternity they broke their discussion and Mel said, "Here's the deal...you do what we say, how we say and you will see us do that scene. No nudity from you...unless you want to get naked, but that will be up to you!" And with that she gave me a sexy smile and a wink.
All of that was coming back to me, but i still had no idea how I was naked in their spare bed. While I was trying to figure that one out, Mel barged into the room. I pulled the covers tighty over my naked body.
"Good morning, sleepy head. How are you today? Ready for some fun?"
"I guess so...actually I think I want to call this off. I wasnt supposed to be naked."
"We thought you would say that, that's why we asked you last night that if you were serious, to put all of your clothes outside of the door and sleep naked. And that is what you did."
I remember that now...they actually said that they sleep naked so it was only fair for me to start now...What did I get myself into?
Sarah popped in with some toast and juice. "Eat up and we will bring your clothes for today to you. Don't get too full, we ladies can't eat much. We have our figures to maintain."