It was late in the evening. A Monday, just like any other. Sally had been swiping through an app all weekend, eagerly hoping she would stumble upon the man of her dreams. She was an optimist, really. It was late into Sunday that she stumbled upon Alex. Tall, great cheekbones and a dimple on his chin with brown floppy hair. Attractive, she thought.
Although it's always tempting to keep swiping past face after face, tuxedos, biceps and boys with dogs flashing by in a blur... she hovered a moment over Alex. Aged 31, and just one statement on his profile, "I like water sports."
Intrigued Sally swiped right. Did he really mean what she thought he meant? Was this a person who would finally willingly engage in her most secret of fetishes with her? No, she thought - he probably likes sailing or something.
When they matched her heart jumped into her throat. What a coincidence. She dove straight in with, "I like water sports too" and a winky face. He responded pretty quick.
"I'm sure you're not into the same kinds of water sports as I am..." he said. And continued, "We could be on totally different wavelengths here."
Guessing that he wasn't in fact a round the world sailor, Sally hazarded to say, "No I think we're both talking about the same thing here..." and sent a sticky-outty tongue face.
She could feel the heat in her crotch building. They started to discuss details about their desires. What they would do to each other.
Sally said she couldn't wait to strip him naked on the kitchen floor, straddling his assumedly gorgeous body, eyes locked on his and to piss all over his hard cock as he moaned underneath him. The puddle around them growing and seeping into the cracks between the tiles. Filthy. Disgusting she thought. How can I be having these thoughts about a guy I haven't met.