I had a dream about you last night. It was a foot dream. I think your facebook friend request sparked my imagination while thinking of the past.
You really were quite a hateful, bullying, bitch to me in high school. Of course, I hated you for it, but that didn't do anything to abate the feelings and thoughts I had about you and your large athletic feet. My hormones were too very powerful.
In my dream, I walked into a house confidently. Apparently, it was my house. As I entered the front, I could already hear you. But not clearly. It was very muffled and incoherent. When I found the room you were in, my dream self was not the least bit surprised to find you gagged and bound to a suspended X-frame. Completely clothed, struggling for release. Decked out in workout gear; tight little tank, sweats, and worn out sneakers.
The fear in your eyes was evident. Though, I could tell, this was the first time since your bondage that you had seen my face. That look of recognition gave way to relief. How cute. You thought I was there to help you. Silly girl.
"How are you liking your accommodations?"
Fear took over your eyes again. It was apparent to me now that I had somehow kidnapped you and trussed you up.
I reached out a hand and ran my fingers over the tip of your shoe. "I think we'll just get started."
My fingers found their way up to the laces and began untying. By the look on your face and the muffled groan of disgust, I gathered that my dream self had imagined you to be terribly embarrassed by what your feet would smell like after that workout and, no telling how long you had continued to don those worn out sneakers.