This is a true story, an account of the time I picked up a gorgeous woman at a function and had, arguably, one of the most depraved nights of my life.
My organisation had recently finished an overseas construction task and as a reward they threw a big party for us on return home. We had been away from our families for a long time in an isolated region with no booze, no women and not a lot of fun save for masturbating and lifting. So we were all excited for this big event.
It was an employee and families event, so most of the staff had brought along their partners, siblings and family members, so there was a good spread of women at the venue. I went stag, as my family all lived out of the state and to be honest, I was there for the free booze.
The venue was quite nice, big, very loud and packed with people. My industry is male dominated, so most of the families were the staffs wives, girlfriends, siblings etc. The dress code was pretty loose, so most of the women were dressed semi-casual. I worked the room, meeting my friends and colleagues families and enjoyed way too much champagne and dancing.
The night went well, but I didn't meet anybody worth mentioning at this point. Feeling pretty drunk and unsatisfied with the apperitifs, I left the party and headed up the road to get a burger. Swaying in line (yes swaying because I was so hammered) I eyed up a couple of ladies in front of me.
One was a skinny middle aged blonde and the other was a Eurasian woman, short, but impossibly curvy. She was dressed in a denim mini skirt, plump arse perfectly framed, stocky legs on tall heels and a see through, loose fitting leopard print top. From behind, I could see her thick bra strap and soft honey back. I briefly closed my eyes and imagined her bent over in front me, skirt hitched up. Then the blonde lady faced me and smiled, before introducing herself; I think her name was Catherine but I cant recall. She said that she saw me at the party but we hadn't met. We introduced ourselves, still standing in line, before her little friend turned around. My eyes bulged a little and strayed to her chest as she turned. She had impossibly huge tits, literally the biggest I had ever seen. They weren't just huge; they were ginormous when compared to her tiny frame. The leopard top was see through on the front, and the fabric contoured perfectly over her tits, ensconced in a black lacy bra. The effect was cheap, but sexy. This woman wanted to be noticed and didn't seem to mind my slack jaw and wandering eyes. She introduced herself as Jen, and mentioned also that she had seen me at the party. We flirted as we waited, innocent chit chat.
Every time Jen laughed, she did a little foot stamp and her glorious tits jiggled. They were both fucking hammered as well, eyes glazed and swaying.