I got an email from wife.
Its subject line simply said "I made this for you."
The body of the message was a video clip. I wasn't sure what to expect, but I downloaded it and watched. It was my wife, obviously. She'd made a video message just for me. This is what it said:
"I want you to know that I love you. I love you with all my heart. You are the kindest, most gentle man I have ever met or, most likely, ever will. You have been my rock in all my ups and downs for the past 15 years and nothing will ever change that. But I need something more."
She had a nervous smile on her face and paused briefly as though she was trying to think of what to say next. She clearly hadn't planned this. It must have been spontaneous.
"Please don't think this is some kind of dear John letter or something because it definitely is not."
Well that was comforting.
"I want you to be my partner until the day I die. What I do want though is to feel sexy again. I want to feel wild again. I want to feel like I am the one and only woman you will ever want or need. But I know things have seemed a bit stale recently. And I think I know why."
This was true. Over the last few months or intimacy has been a bit routine. A couple times a month we have a little date night, go through the motions and have some of the most boring sex you could imagine. I've never been entirely certain why though.
"You once asked if there was anything that I would change about you. I said there wasn't which was not true. There is one thing I want to change, but we just can't change that. You need a bigger dick."
Oh. That was all that went through my mind, "Oh". It never seemed to be an issue before. I mean, I'm not huge by I'm by no means small. Well I mean, maybe I'm on the lower end of average but certainly not small. I mean I haven't gotten any complaints before and I've pleased my fair share of women before I met my wife.
"I know this may seem harsh, but I don't mean it to be. I love your dick, but I need a cock. A big one. And I know this seems out of the blue."
Well that was quite an understatement.
"But there's a reason for that too..."
She hesitated here and I could feel my heart racing wondering what she was going to say.
"Remember when I went out with Julia for her birthday a few months ago?"
I nodded to myself as though I was somehow responding to this video.