Introduction
On his wedding night, Brian finds out that his in-laws are totally into incest and BDSM.
WARNING: This is a raunchy and somewhat offensive "meet the in-laws" story, with humiliating treatment of submissives, sexual masochism, abundant incest, sexism, and ethnic stereotyping (all in good fun). The story is meant to be comically over the top.
There's lots of MF, FF, 3 and 4-somes, and a very brief bit of MM anal. All characters are age 18 or older.
Wedding Night
I married into a rather eclectic family. Yes, some might call my in-laws twisted and depraved, but I prefer the term eclectic. Basically the men are lechers and the women are sluts (or is it the reverse?). Most of them, anyway. That especially includes my wife Callie. Of course I knew my wife was a slut before we got married. She always liked to sleep around -- with men and women both -- and I let her dabble in that even while we were engaged. Callie also loves kinky sex, which was always a huge turn-on for me. Nothing crazy, but definitely anal. But now that I've met her family, everything she did before seems puritanical by comparison.
It's hard to believe it started on our wedding night. We'd just left the reception and were walking up to our hotel suite, when a college-age girl who'd attended the wedding caught up to us. She was a pretty brunette wearing a sexy red dress, so I was happy to say hi. But when Callie told me she'd invited the girl to join us in the wedding suite, I was taken aback. Things got even weirder when Callie's older brother Thomas -- one of the groomsmen -- was waiting for us in the suite.
"Honey," Callie said to me in front of the others, "I promised my brother that after he gave me away at the altar, he could worship at
my
altar tonight. I know it's odd, but it's sort of a family tradition. When a daughter or son gets married, Thomas gets to down on the bride. The new husband can watch if he wants. Don't worry, Thomas takes his turn
after
the husband gets his shot. But I realized you might think it's too many ganders for the goose or you might even get jealous, so I found you this this pretty young thing at the reception to keep you company while Thomas and I do our thing. Brian, this is Evie. Evie, Brian."
"Um, nice to meet you," I said awkwardly, stunned at these new revelations. Evie responded with a lively hello.
Callie explained, "I just met her, but she's eager to be a part of our wedding party, so to speak. She's my third cousin once-removed or something, but I checked with her parents and they said it's fine for her to stay over. Don't worry, she's legal -- in most countries."
The girl was certainly attractive enough, and I loved her flowing black hair and slender figure. Callie's a less conventional beauty with some odd facial angles and hair that's somehow a mix of brown, blonde and red, but she can hold a candle to anyone.
To make a long story short, Callie and I properly consummated our marriage, and then she and Thomas did their thing while Evie and I got busy. Evie was energetic in bed but not out of control; she was just really a good lay (not as good as Callie of course). Then just for fun, the two ladies went down on each other while Thomas and I had a beer.
The next morning we hurried Evie back to her parents, Bill and Muriel, since she wasn't even 20 yet. But they actually let us hang out with her for another day. Evie was fine with that, so we took her back to the apartment where we'd be living. We let Evie use the guest bedroom and told her she could stay any time her parents were okay with it.
Our apartment is actually just a wing of the large farmhouse where all my in-laws live, which they call Morganwood. The apartment is separated from the main house by a lockable door, and it's quite comfortable and roomy. We're happy to call it home.
The Family
Callie and I had planned on having our honeymoon a few months later, but to be honest, I doubt it would've been any more fun than hanging out with her crazy family.
Let me name all the family members for you. Callie's mother and step-father are named
Ella
and
Frank
. Ella's five children are
Thomas
(age 40),
Victoria
(32),
Jack
(29), my
Callie
(27), and
Greta
(22). Thomas is married to
Annika
and has a couple teenage kids. Victoria is unattached. Jack lives with his girlfriend