ZOOM ZOOM CHRISTMAS
My name is Eric and I am the team member on a marketing group. With COVID we have stopped going into the office and have been having video-conference meetings using Zoom. As a team member, I participate in the Zoom call. The calls take place on a weekly basis, usually in the morning on a weekday. There are five men and two women on the team.
My wife Edie and I live in a condo in a suburb that is a thirty-minute drive from work. She works days during the week and must go in to the hospital where she is a nurse. Thus, she is usually not home when we do our Zoom call.
One week, Edie had the day off when we were having our video conference. I was sitting in the den, facing the camera phone, with the door to the den behind me. I was focused on the cameras showing the other participants in the meeting and the documents that formed the basis of our discussions. Suddenly, the other people in the meeting stopped talking and just stared. I wondered what was up until I caught a glimpse of my own camera. Behind me, Edie was dusting the bookcases inside the room. That was fine, but she was topless. Her titties jiggled as she flicked the feather duster over the furniture. She apparently had no idea that she could be seen. Edie would often walk around the house nude or topless before she would take her shower and then get dressed. When I saw her, I immediately hit the button to shut off my video. The boss, Shelton said, "Hey Eric, your video went off. Turn it back on." I turned to wave Edie out of the picture. She didn't understand at first and slowly moved off to the side. I thought she understood, but she was still there, flitting around outside the room, topless. I turned my camera back on.
I was going through several key points from the paper in front of me. I didn't notice Edie walk back in from the side until she put her arms around my neck from behind. She was standing behind me and her tits were rubbing against the back of my head, clearly visible to those on the call. "Excuse me guys." I said. "My wife is playing a joke on me."
Shelton said, "Let's just watch her play the joke for a while." Edie lifted her tits and pushed one nipple into my ear. I couldn't believe my wife was doing this. I had to laugh as she continued to disrupt the meeting. She finally walked away and waved to the camera.
After the meeting ended, I went to the bedroom to find Edie. She was lying on the bed in the same outfit she'd worn in the den. She wore pajama bottoms and nothing else. Her tits were hard. She laughed as I climbed on the bed with her.
"What was that all about?" I asked.
She said, "I didn't realize you were on a video meeting at first. Then, I thought, since they've seen my boobs, why not have a little fun. I don't think I know any of the guys on the call, so I didn't care.
I said, "You do know Shelton, Gary and you've met Rita and Herb, I think."
She said, "Uh oh, I didn't realize you were talking to those guys. Well, I guess they know me a little better now."
The phone rang, it was my boss. I ignored it and made love to my wife.
I called Shelton back later. I apologized and explained that Edie didn't know I was on a call at first since she normally is not home but then she pushed things further. He told me there was no need to apologize. He said it was a good thing Edie wasn't home all the time or I would have to come to the office if I was going to get anything done.
Over the next few weeks, I took a lot of ribbing from the other guys on the team. It was all good natured. They would ask me if I was alone at the start of each meeting. Attendance improved too. the few guys who had missed Edie's exhibition meeting were very disappointed.
The next time something interesting happened was at our last Zoom meeting before Christmas. I didn't realize that Edie had taken the day off until I saw her staying in bed while I took my shower. She seemed to just be sleeping in.
I kissed her good morning and told her I would be on a conference call. "No funny business today, please."
