Last Saturday Sid and I went to one of my favorite stores, Home Goods. As I wandered the aisles looking for nick-nacks to line the shelves of our new house, I found Sid in the aisle loaded with comforters. Strange for a guy who would just as soon use grain sacks for sheets so I approached.
I was 10 or so feet away when I saw the object of his attention. A woman was leaning over getting a pillow off a lower shelve. Her bending caused her tight shorts was showing the back of a thong running up her butt cheeks.
Moving closer, I saw her stand and turn to face Sid, whose eyes were locked on a rack of badly augmented boobs. I would say the cup size was at least an 'f' and highlighted with dime-size nipples. She could see me as I was standing at an angle to Sid and off his left shoulder. I cleared my throat causing him to side to his right to allow another customer to pass. Finally, he looked around and saw me next to him.
"Honey, sweetheart, are you thinking of buying a new bedspread?" Smiling, I added, "Maybe we should ask your friend what she thinks."
The woman looked at me as if she could kill. She scurried around the next corner of the aisle and disappeared.
"Kitty, I---."
"You saw a woman out to taut men and make them, as in your case, shoot their load. Hell, you went to her like a moth to a candle. And, you got scorched."
After leaving the store, I made a point of swaying my ass as if I was on a swivel. "Anyone watching me, Baby? Or maybe I should get bigger tits to keep your attention."
I good-naturedly tease his ass for at least an hour.
This past Sunday, I walked into the den wearing a baby blue halter top that tied in front and around my neck. I had the garment tied so loosely that the slightest movement made my boobs sway if in a hurricane. My white shorts didn't hide the fact I was wearing a tiny red thong. My jewelry was red, and white plastic bracelets, and I was wearing my red 4" platform shoes.
Posing with my hand on my hip I told Sid I thought it was time we go shopping. His eyes were almost bursting out of their sockets.
"Are you going to go out shopping wearing that? Damn Kitty, that's almost illegal."
"But Baby, the woman last weekend had you mesmerized with her boobs and showing thong, I thought sure you would approve. Get off the couch and let's go!"
I had applied eye make-up with reddish and smoky hues and my lips wore my brightest red gloss.
Sid opened the door to the SUV for me and smiled. I had no idea where we were going.
"Sid, where would you like you hot slut to expose herself? Maybe Wal-mart? Or at Penney's? How about Lowe's? We could look for new lights for the bathroom. There's usually a lot of contractors buying for the next week."
"Kitty, you're going to be the center of attention where ever men are. You look like a sex worker. Honestly, are you sure you want to do this?
"Honey, the way you were fixated on that bimbo last week, I think I should get equal time to play to the guys. Let's start at Walmart in the auto department. I love having greasy men wanting to rub up next to me."
Thankfully, the Wal-Mart was close. I sat with my legs spread as we rode so Sid would see the outline of my thong.
I told Sid to drop me off at the door in the parking lot and then park. "I'll be at the jewelry counter."
Wearing my sunglasses as I walked into the store, I saw people almost gawking at me. One guy in a worker's vest locked onto me and almost paralleled my every step.
As I glanced over the rings and bracelets in the glass case I saw in a small mirror trying to get a cell phone photo. To make his moment better I turned and smiled, having my hand on my hip. I took off my sunglasses and smiled. I thought he was going to lose it immediately!
I looked around the jewelry, waiting for Sid. Well, and watching the other customers looking at me. Sid arrived, and in my best possible attempt, pushed my body into his. "Hi, studly," I said.
Sid didn't show his uncomforted and surprised me by placing his hand on my ass. I cooed, adding, "You ready Big Man? I'm about to be that tart you've always wanted."
I led him through the store to the rear where the tires were on display.
I made a show of running my hand over the tread of one of the tires. "Sid, I love the roughness of this one. I bet this would make a wonderful dildo." Two men stared at me. I felt so naughty!
I swayed through the department, bending over whenever possible to allow the halter top to fall away from my breasts. allowing men to see my best attributes.
Sid was beaming from a short distance away. Knowing I was showing him I can control a room of men as well as that bimbo at Home Goods.
We didn't have to visit Lowe's. My juices were flowing like a leaky faucet.
