A few notes, if I may: This story is fact based fiction. My wife and I correspond with an author on this site, regularly. We have never met, never talked on the phone, but truly enjoy our communication. This story has been in the works for some time, with this author's full permission. I will not be using the name she writes her fabulous stories on this, or any other site. If you think you know who she is, you're probably wrong. Over my 50 year marriage, I have serenaded my wife with rather risque Limericks. Taken from an album called 'On Campus' by Doug Clark and The Hot Nuts, and from Uncle Shelby's Book of ABZ's, by Shel Silverstein. On with my fantasy.
Nearly a year ago, after reading stories on this site for years, my wife and I found a group of stories by one particular author that knocked our socks off.
To call these stories well written, and sensuous, is truly an understatement. I started emailing the author and she answered back. My wife also started, and we enjoyed a nice long distance 'relationship'.
One day, Deb, my wife related a true event to our friend, telling of a very sexy meeting Deb had with a young lady, resulting in her first ever lesbian encounter. To say this author was pissed, is also an understatement. She tore into both of us, for assuming since she wrote erotic stories, she wanted to be regaled by a couple of rank amateurs.
After more than a few apologies, and a few days of complete silence, we both get an email, saying, one of us should publish the story, here, detailing this adventure.
After making sure she really was OK with Deb's telling her of this, I put together my very first story, here, called, "Two Firsts" Because it was followed up with another incident, my second story found its way onto this site, "Two Firsts, Annie and Carly" Our author friend, who I started calling Sunshine, told both of us to continue writing.
My wife and I decided I would do the writing, and she would be my editor. Sunshine also gave me several well proven tips, that I still use.
Over the Spring and Summer, we kept up our communication. We would send pictures to her, and through my stories she found out a bit of personal information about us. We never asked her anything of a personal nature, even though we did know she was married.
One summer day, we get an email with an audio file on it from our friend. We knew her voice, and what we heard had our mouths hanging open.
Her voice: "Oh, yes, push it in harder" coupled with some very sensual moaning.
His voice: "My God, oh, fuck" coupled with the very obvious sounds of two bodies slapping against one another in a very sexual way. Remember, this was audio only, but got us both in the mood, if you get my drift.
We listened at least three times, making us both very warm, ourselves. We figured we were no longer in any doghouse, so we wondered what we might do in the category of one upmanship.
Thinking about those aforementioned Limericks, I sent an audio file of my own.
"There once was a girl named Alice. Who used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Dallas"
Send.
Two days later, the email we received had about a dozen emojis of laughing people, with only one word. MORE!
Not two hours later, we get another audio file.
His voice: "Your mouth feels so good." Moaning is heard.
Her voice: Muffled sounds similar to licking an ice cream cone.
His voice: "So fucking close"
More muffled slurping, followed by a very loud "Ohhhhhhh, yes"
Deb looks at me and asks, "Did he just cum in her mouth?"
Shrugging, I said that's what it sounded like to me.
This got me thinking of the song from "Annie, Get Your Gun" called, Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better.
This got my mischievous wife and I thinking. Could we take this a step farther?
First, we sent another audio file.
"There once was a man from Nantucket.
Whose cock was so long he could suck it.
