Let me introduce myself. My name is Larry and I'm a bachelor, but not by choice. You see, I was run over by a car when I was 3 years old and the doctors at that time didn't think I had a chance of making it through that first night, let alone be able to make it to 29. Needless to say, I developed this disability, which resembles someone who has suffered a stroke.
I bought this house about five years ago, and I've had family members move in and family members move out. One thing has stayed constant though, my on-going horniness.
I had been watching Linda for a few weeks now, ever since she moved in next door. When I noticed she was moving in, I did the customary new-neighbor-thing and went over to introduce myself. She stood about 5'7 with blonde hair that went almost all the way down to the crack of her ass, and blue eyes that would cause any red-blooded man to melt.
One morning, I woke to my alarm...7:30...oops, time for Linda's morning coffee. See, most people wouldn't think anything of someone else having coffee in the morning, but when Linda drinks her coffee, she drinks it in the nude. She doesn't even mind if the blinds are open or closed(most of the time, their open),
I've gotten quite fond of Linda's morning routine. She would start the coffee maker and sit in a side profile while she started reading the morning newspaper. I have never been a good judge of breast-size but I am guessing from the sight of her chest, that she wears at least a 38D cup.
I took a chance that morning and called her on the phone. "Hello?" the angelic voice said. "Well, Hello, this is Larry, your next-door neighbor. I was just wondering if you happen to have a few hours free today?" I said.
"Just so happens that I am free all day."
"Well, that's wonderful! How would you like to have lunch with me, or maybe dinner?"