Freddy sat in his car staring up at the sign on the front of the restaurant. Peaks and Valleys. "Experience the tallest peaks and the tightest valleys."
"Gross," Freddy thought with shame, knowing he was about to walk in. He had never been to or never would have expected to go to a breastaurant like Hooters or The Tilted Kilt, but there were a lot of things he hadn't expected that happened in the past year.
He got married at 23 years old. That was expected at least. Victoria and he had been together for 8 years, since their freshman year of high school together. They had moved to the suburbs of a city he had never been to to be closer to her step-mom. Then they got divorced at 24 when Victoria fucked her new boss within two weeks of starting a new job.
Freddy let out a sigh. A 24 year old divorcee about to walk into a restaurant whose marketing strategy is big tits and tight asses.
"Were the asses supposed to be the valleys?" He thought to himself as he exited his car and walked through the front door. He was immediately hit by the smell of fried food and a pumping AC system. Freddy shivered, and couldn't tell if it was the stale smell or the cold air.
The next thing he was hit by was the sight of the girl standing behind the hostess stand. She couldn't have been older than 21. Straight black hair with bangs framed a cute face with an upturned nose. Her hair fell to the top of her chest, which was squeezed into a tight, white, tank top. Her tits weren't as big as the tagline of the restaurant would suggest, but the neckline of the shirt was deep enough to show ample cleavage. Her nipples were very visible poking through the thin fabric.
"That explains the AC." Freddy muttered to himself as he walked up to the girl.
"Welcome to Peaks and Valleys! Dining alone tonight?" She greeted him enthusiastically with a smile.
That's probably not the only time she's going to say that tonight. Freddy thought, but he tried to hide his embarrassment and sound casual in his response of "yep".
"Anywhere you'd like then! Your server will come around with a menu once you're seated."
"Thanks, Jenny." Freddy responded, taking the chance to look at her tits one last time and hide the glance behind reading her name tag.
He walked past the booths and took a seat at a high top with a good view of a tv behind the bar. It was 8 o'clock and a basketball game was on. Freddy didn't care much for basketball, but it was a decent, veiled excuse for coming somewhere like this alone.
He looked around at the other patrons of Peaks and Valleys. 95% were men. Most in groups of two or four laughing and putting back beer and staring at the servers swinging their hips in an obvious attempt at better tips. There were some single diners. Most at the bar, but some at tables. Freddy thought they all looked pretty sad eating alone, but he may have been projecting his own insecurity.
A pretty voice jolted him out of his thoughts and made him physically jump.
"Hiya! Here's a menu, can I start you off with something to drink?"
Freddy turned to look at his waitress and his heart leapt into his throat. She was absolutely gorgeous. Long wavy brown hair cascaded around a heart shaped face. You could tell the natural color was dark brown, but bleaching by the sun had added blonde highlights. Long eyelashes hung over piercing dark blue eyes, above a button nose, above full lips coated in subtle peach lipstick.
He felt like he was staring into her face for way too long, but it must have only been a moment because she continued speaking with no annoyance.
"You know most guys are entranced by us servers, not the other people eating here," She smiled.
Freddy smiled back and chuckled, "I can see why."
His face immediately fell. "Holy shit what a disgusting thing to say. Oh my god I'm so sorry, I don't mean to objectify you. I just mean you're very pretty."
The waitress laughed, "It's not a problem. I mean I'm the one that works at Peaks and Valleys. I'm kind of asking for it aren't I?"
"You absolutely are not asking for anything," Freddy continued. There was a pause as the waitress softly smiled in his direction and Freddy stared into her eyes back. "Uhhh, I'll just have whatever lager you guys have." He continued, as not to extend this painful experience longer than needed.
"One lager, you got it. My name is Callie, let me know if you have any questions." Callie smiled as she turned and headed to another table.
Freddy had been stunned by her face, but now he had time while she wasn't paying attention to him to take in the rest of her body. The natural blond highlights in her hair made him think of a beach volleyball player, and the rest of her body did the same.
The Peaks and Valleys tank top looked even better on Callie than the hostess, probably in part to the bigger tits under the plunging neckline. She had to have at least large C's if not D's compared to the small B's of the raven haired girl, but her nipples were similarly protruding. No bra must also be part of the uniform. Her breasts overhang a tight, athletic waist that couldn't have any fat on it. Her hips widened into an even tighter ass.
The bottoms of the uniform could barely be called shorts. Maybe this is where the thought of volleyball players entered into Freddy's mind, because the servers all wore small tight spandex that cut pretty close to the ass. A girl like Callie, who obviously did a lot of squats and had a round bubble butt, had trouble keeping the bottom of her ass cheeks from peaking under the booty shorts. And when she turned in his direction, Freddy saw a clear cameltoe between her long tanned legs.