Today was the luckiest day I've ever had. Today I got fired... What?... You don't think that's lucky? Well my day started just like any other.
I got up at 6:30am to be in work for 7:30. I work at a sewing factory, as a gofer. I move material from one end of the factory to the other. Pretty boring he? Well not when you consider I am one of three guys that work in the entire factory. Even the boss is a woman. Of course most of the women are older but about ten of the thirty or so are still pretty attractive.
Our day was like any other until lunch. Most of the older ladies sit in the lunchroom to eat, however myself and about seven of the women sit in the loading dock. We grab crates and talk about all kinds of things.
Today I got out there a little late. The ladies were laughing about something.
I looked at their faces as I entered the loading dock. They were looking strangely at me. I couldn't figure out what was going on so just sat down and opened my brown paper bag.
"Hi Barry."
Valerie was the prettiest of the girls. She was only about twenty with long black hair. She had very pretty eyes.
"Hi Valerie."
"How are you today?"
I paused. Even though it was just Valerie talking to me, all of the other women were looking at me... "I'm fine...How bout you?"
"I'm fine... The girls and I were talking Barry. We were thinking about going to see a male-strip show."
"...uh...ok... Have fun?"
"Well, we were talking about it but... it's awfully expensive."
"I can see that... why are you talking to me about it?"