My wife and I were watching TV when the phone rang. Being closer, I picked up and answered.
"Hello."
"Hello to you!" a sultry woman's voice replied. "Bet you don't know what I'm doing."
"No, what?"
"Fingering my wet pussy and thinking about your big delicious cock shooting hot, cum on my tits and face!" she responded with that deep breathy voice.
I almost laughed aloud, thinking that I should probably hang up. But it was a woman and her brash language piqued my interest.
"Uh. Oh, I see," I stumbled, deciding to play along to see where this was going.
"Someone is in the room with you, your wife maybe," she asked?
"Yes, that's right." Trying to sound normal.
"I'll bet she likes to suck on that big hard cock of yours until it pumps her mouth full of your sweet cum."
"Uh, well I wouldn't say that necessarily," I replied.
"Mama doesn't suck Daddy's dick?"
"No, not lately." My cock was beginning to twitch and I could feel the fever rising in my face.
"Does she let you lick her pussy?" Her voice was getting throatier and I could hear something in the background softly squeaking with a measured movement.
"Sometimes", I said, my voice lowering as not to alert my wife. I was trying to think of an excuse for staying on the line because I knew she would certainly ask.
"That's nice. At least you'll know how when you kiss mine and lick up my juices," she purred. "Oooooo! And my pussy is so juicy right now!"
"Who is that?" Cheryl, my wife, turned and asked, right on time.
I covered the mouthpiece and said, "One of the guys from the office. He's got a problem with an account. I'm mostly just listening to his ideas."