"I think everybody is passed out sleeping."
"Shhh...you know they aren't. I can hear Harry bellowing about his latest stock market conquest. He can't be more than twenty feet away."
I lifted slightly in the hot tub and swivelled, seeing our neighbour on a lounge chair just as my wife had guessed. Some blonde I could not recognize was sprawled on the lounger next to him. Her arm was dangling toward the ground. From where I was she might well be passed out, but she still was a target for Harry's boasting.
All that investigation was a bit awkward, since three fingers of my left hand were buried to the bottom knuckles in my wife's twat, my baby finger holding her bikini bottom away from her hip. My thumb had just found her swollen clit, and I had been thumping it in that slow rhythm she loves, until she had tensed up in case someone noticed.
I could see the first edge of the sun sneaking over the far horizon, dawn was not far away. We were the only couple still in the hot tub, survivors of a neighbourhood celebration of spring. As host and hostess, we felt an obligation to be at least sober enough to deal with the cops if they got called, or to rescue anybody drunk enough to start drowning in our hot tub. It also meant we had to stay awake until the last drunk left or passed out, which meant pulling an all nighter. Luckily we had planned ahead and booked a caterer to deliver a hot "hangover remedy" breakfast around 9 Saturday morning.
The barbeque had included kids, and the families had all left early, around 9 p.m. or so. Then the real party had begun. The tubs of ice were refilled, and more beer produced. Shirts and skirts came off to reveal bikinis. The hot tub became party central.
My wife and I had hung back, slowly sipping our adult beverages, engaging our mutual voyeuristic streaks - guessing which housewife had her former paperboy's now eighteen year old fingers playing with her clit under the water; which couples might have slipped indoors to swap partners; which guys filled their trunks with meat that my wife got turned on by; which lush female lips would look best around my throbbing shaft. I preferred the Collins' Nordic au pair, my wife favoured the new Filipino maid who had just arrived to work for the Millers. That led us to speculate whether either or both couple was enjoying those barely legal nymphets.
By midnight, the crowd had thinned further, down to the hard partyers. Some drunk was sick in the downstairs powder room, another had spewed all over a rosebush. Whenever we went inside for ice or other supplies, we noticed bedroom doors shut. Simply scanning the crowd around and in the hot tub conformed that it was not always the established couples that were coupling.
At one point, I turned to my wife and asked, "do you ever wish it was you, getting a bit of strange cock to celebrate spring?"
"Don't you mean, eating Dot Miller's cunt while her hubby drills my ass?" she laughed, referring to our most obnoxiously randy neighbours, self professed swingers who had dropped heavy hints more than once. "No thanks."
There was a moment around 2:00 when it got so quiet we thought everybody was asleep or passed out, and started dumping Solo cups into trash bags, thinking we might get to bed by 3:00 or 4:00. Maybe I rattled the trash too loudly, because the still night air was punctured by a shout.
"You useless cocksucker." I recognized the voice as that of Nan Collins, super realtor, employer of the nubile au pair.
A crash resounded - something being thrown at her husband, Matt, I guessed. As he came running out the sliding patio door, ducking and weaving like the former all state wide receiver he was, I thought I detected the glint of fresh sperm on his chin. Apparently Matt really was a cocksucker, and Nan was upset about it.
Next, Nan was standing in the doorway, her surgically lifted tits heaving in her skimpy bikini top as she caught her breath. She grinned at me, embarrassed by her actions.
"All I ever asked was that he always share," she explained, "is that too much to ask?"
"I don't think so," I agreed. "Should I go check on him?"
"No, don't bother. Lianna is home watching the kids. She's probably sucking his cock by now - that always calms him down. I'll give them a few minutes to get started, then go join them."
Only then did I noticed that the clattering noise of the thrown pot or pan had startled half a dozen sleeping party guests awake, all of whom had just heard Nan's not so startling admissions. By the time I turned around, several of them were sliding back into the hot tub to warm up.
As I resumed cleaning, Nan ducked out the back fence gate toward her split level ranch style home. A few of the hot tubbers seemed to be getting cuddly, but I made a point of not interrupting their fun. I never did notice any guy slinking out of the house who might have been Matt's sperm donor.
By the time we had snared the last stray red plastic cup, the hot tub was empty again, and my wife and I had slid into the warmth, allowing us to relax aching muscles.
"Even after all these years, you are the one for me..." my wife murmured in my ear as she rested her head against my shoulder.
"Just me and the bubble jets," I chuckled.
"And our fertile imaginations, and Literotica..." she added. I felt her hip moving against my thigh. Her hand rose up and caressed my shoulder, her fingers lingering along my chin line. I could see that her top was gapping open, and her puffy brown nipple was aroused.
Before I had time to even decide whether to slip two fingers inside that gap to tweak her nub, I felt her fingers stroking my hardening shaft through my shorts.