The Job "interview"

"I got a new job!"

Deliah sounded very excited. I grinned at the phone. This is how she was: all news, no structure.

"Uh, hello to you too."

Deliah was already into the start of her next sentence, but paused at my words and then took a deep breath.

"Ah, yes, sure, hi Manny."

"Hey Del. So, you got a new job?" I thought about stringing her along for awhile with questions about the weather, but I just didn't have the heart. She shot into a monologue of epic proportions.

"So you know how I've been out of work for awhile yeah? And I did all those short courses at TAFE but nothing was coming out of it, and I was starting to worry about paying rent and yeah I know you said you'd help me out but you shouldn't have to help me out and then I was walking back from the gym and my butt was throbbing and haha sure make your jokes, but I'd done a really hard work out and I really couldn't afford it but I had a fifty in my pocket and I saw this place and it said massages for fifty dollars for half an hour and I figured 'well why the hell not?'"

She took a deep breath and I marvelled at her staying power. And then my brain caught up to her words.

"You went to a massage place? That one near your house? Where half an hour is only fifty bucks? Interesting, tell me more!"

Deliah giggled. "Ah, so you know the place, do you? Well, I didn't. Never needed a massage before. Well, at least not one that I pay for. But it seemed like fun and there was this gorgeous Korean woman who came out into the main room when I opened the door and she was smiling and when I said I wanted a massage she took my hand and led me to one of their rooms. And the music was nice and the lights were low and there was a lovely smell of oils and she told me to take my clothes off and she'd be back soon."

And sure, I knew the place she was talking about and even though I hadn't been personally I knew friends who swore by it and there was lots of winking and mentions of happy endings and I started to get a feel for Del's story and anticipation had me stretching out my boxers. Deliah had been my friend for more than a decade and a glorious little pocket rocket -- just over five feet tall, big blue eyes, button nose, hair that went from blonde to strawberry depending on the weather. More than one person had used the adjective perky to describe her, in all senses of the word. I didn't have to imagine what she looked like, peeling out of her gym gear and lying face down on the massage bed -- we were regulars down at Sunnyside -- but it was a fun visual all the same.

"Ok, so you're naked on the massage bed..." I prompted. She giggled again.

"Oh, no, not yet. I left my panties on -- cos I figured that's what you do, but when she came back in, she laughed and patted my bottom and said 'ah no, you don't need these' and just pulled them down herself, throwing them on top of my other clothes. She said she didn't want to get oil on them."

"Good call," I said with a smirk.

"And she said her name was Kiki and she started drizzling oil on me and rubbing it into my back and shoulders. And we chatted as she worked on my neck and shoulders and I told her that she had great hands and that she could go harder if she wanted. And I told her about my massage course and how I recognised some of the things she was doing and she was very excited about that and said that they always needed new girls and did I want a job? And all the time was stroking me, spreading the oil over my skin and it felt spectacular."

By this stage I was rock hard, lying on my bed, cock projecting at the ceiling while I stroked myself. I was a bit breathless when I said "I bet it did."

She paused again. "Enjoying this story, are you?"

"It conjures up some interesting images."

"Dirty bastard. Anyway, she moved to the bottom of the bed and started working on my calves. I mentioned that the reason I had come in was because of my sore butt muscles from my workout and she said she could do something about that.

"'See, this is the difference between us and big spa places,' Kiki told me. 'We massage all the body for you.' And she moved up my legs, sliding my feet apart and working my thighs as she moved upwards. And I'm thinking 'Wow, she can see everything from that angle.' And like she could read my mind she said 'You are a very pretty girl!' and it was obvious she wasn't just talking about my cute face."

"Well, she's not wrong," I said, stroking harder as I imagined Kiki staring at Del's gorgeous pussy in the dim light.

"And then she drizzled more oil on my ass cheeks and lower back and then she laughed and said 'oops' as the oil dripped into my crack and her fingers followed it down, smoothing it over my cheeks and dipping gently over my -- well, you know."

"Your little rosebud?" I asked, smiling. I sometimes read her porn stories I liked while we were driving to the beach. There are tropes.

"Exactly. And then she slid her thumbs into the curve of my buttocks and really worked the muscles in the area, which was wonderful, but each stroke would pull my cheeks apart and her face was very close while she worked and I was starting to get wet and I'm sure she could smell my excitement from where she was."

My breathing was a little ragged as I said "And then what?"

"And oh my god it was good. She used light strokes. She lifted my ass a little bit off the bed and reached around my hips to stroke my inner thighs, pulling my legs further apart. And she brushed my pussy with every stroke, pretending it was an accident each time. And then, with her hand still on one cheek she leaned down to whisper in my ear.

"'So, now is when I'd usually ask you if you wanted anything extra included in your massage today,' she said and I got a thrill but I was also kinda disappointed because I really didn't have any extra money for whatever these extras might be."

"Ah man. Next time call me and I'll bring you some cash if they'll let me stay and watch." I was close now and really wanted a satisfying ending to the story. "So that was it?"

"Patience, my pervy friend," Del said, obviously enjoying hearing my excitement. "So actually, what she said next was: 'So do you want a job with us?' And I said yes, absolutely, and she said 'well, then, this can be your first lesson. You tease the customer so much that they can't think straight and then you ask them if they want something extra. And they say what they want. And you ask them how much money they have. And surprise surprise the service they want will cost about as much as they have on them. Or you stop and just go back to massaging their shoulders and neck again.'"

"Sneaky," I said, "And then?"

"And then she asked me to pretend to be the customer and tell her what I wanted and I said I wanted to see her naked and feel her body against mine and she smiled and said 'usually I would expect at least one hundred dollars more for that' but she was happy to continue with the lesson for her newest employee. And Manny, I'm going to have to introduce you to her one day because she is just perfection without clothes. Her breasts are firm and round, with tiny dark nipples that just roll under the tongue. She has a snake tattoo that starts under one breast and curves down alongside her groin, wrapping around her thigh. She is perfectly shaved with a pussy that tastes slightly sweet -- oh, did I give something away?"

I groaned at the description, unable to say anything more coherent. She snorted.

"She turned me over onto my back and oiled me up nicely, cupping my breasts together and climbing up onto the table to straddle me as she worked my front with those heavenly hands. And then she leaned forward and started to slide up and down on top of me, her breasts dipping into my belly button and then her nipple teasing my clit before sliding all the way up and smooshing my face between them. I could feel her grinding against my hip bone before sliding between my legs and pressing her mound against mine.

"'You can do this to a man or a woman,' she said and slipped her fingers down between us. 'If it was a man then you would grab him and push his cock against you.' Kiki slipped her fingers against my pussy as she whispered to me, her cheek to mine."

I could hear Deliah's breaths growing heavy now too and I was sure she was pleasuring herself on that end of the phone too. I could come at any time now, and I was just slowing down to hear the end of the story.

"Fuck Del," I managed.

"So then she said 'and if he hasn't come in your hand by now it is time to give him some incentive' and she slip up my body and shifted herself, turning around so that her ass and pussy were millimetres away from my face. And then she leaned forward and slid her fingers across my pussy again. What would you do in my situation, Manny?"

"I would want to have a little lick to see if she tasted as good as she looked," I said and Deliah gave a shaky laugh.

"Oh absolute- ohhh -- absolutely. So I asked her if she minded and she responded by sitting down on my face and my tongue was out in a flash and my hands gripped her hips and I devoured that pussy like a starving woman. And she is wriggling on my face and making little gasping sounds and she's pretending to wank me off like I'm a guy and every time her gripping fist comes down it smacks against my mound and I get a little closer to coming. And she says 'so you don't have to do anything you don't want to do, but I really love the taste of a man or a woman and they usually come so quickly.' And her tongue darts into my pussy and her lips are on my clit and I came so hard and I'm coming again now and I want to hear you coming as well!"

And I yelled into the phone as I spurted like a breaching whale and covered my belly with rope after rope of spunk and I lay there gasping and feeling my cock twitch in my hand as she breathed heavily into the phone in the aftermath of her own orgasm.

And we lay there for a bit. And then she cleared her throat and said

"So yeah, that's how I got my new job."

And I said "When do you start? Can I be your first client?"

And Deliah chuckled and said "How about you come over now? I really should get some practise in before I start."

And I leapt to my feet and started gathering together the clothes I'd just removed.

"Oh," she said, "And remember to bring enough money for whatever extras you want."