"Hey, you two still in bed?" I heard Trina ask from the bedroom doorway. "I though you said to be here at seven!"
"Is it seven yet?" my wife asked sleepily.
"Yeah," Trina answered.
"Okay. We're getting up," she yawned, tossing the covers back.
"Whoa! Naked? In bed? Together?" Trina exclaimed.
"Oh, shut up," my wife answered as she padded to the bathroom.
"I guess that little video was well received?"
"Seemed that way," my wife answered from the bathroom as I got out of bed with my typical morning woody, drawing Trina's immediate attention.
"How much seemed that way?" Trina asked her.
"Enough to leave me sleepy!" my wife snapped back. "Damn. I need a shower. I smell like sex!"
"That's a good thing, right?"
"Maybe," she answered as the water for the shower started. I watched Trina walk into the bathroom and close the door, shutting me out of the conversation. I pulled on a pair of shorts and padded to the kitchen barefoot to start some breakfast and pack the cooler.
"Okay stud. Time to lose those shorts and put on your swimsuit!" my wife said after we had finished eating breakfast. I wasn't looking forward to this, partly because I'd just spent the last half hour looking at both Trina and my wife in those suits I bought them, both of them having pulled their zippers down, my wife to her belly so most of her boobs showed, and Trina allllll the way as far as it would go so that both her tits suck out and her pussy showed when she stood up. I knew what the game was. My wife had clearly greenlighted her to show off like this to make sure I had a hard-on when I went to put on whatever it was they bought.
"Can I at least wait until I get the boat hooked up and loaded?"
"Nope. We're wearing ours, you get to wear yours," my wife said with a smirk on her face, reaching into a little bag and pulling out a tiny black piece of material. I took it and held it out.
"You sure this is a guy suit?" I asked, staring at absolutely microscopic men's bikini cut bottom.
"Oh yeah. Absolutely!" she said as I turned it around and realized it had some white writing on the front. 'wife's property' was stenciled on it.
"Sweetie. I don't see any way this is going to fit over, well, over me, like this."
"So?"
"You WANT me hanging out like that?"
"Why not? You don't mind hanging my tits out where everyone can see 'em."
I groaned softly. "You do realize that I could get arrested for showing that much. I mean your boobs showing through a shirt might not be considered appropriate, but it's not illegal. Me hanging my dick out in public IS!"
"You haven't even tried it on yet. How do you know you'll stick out?" she asked with a very naughty looking grin.
"Fine, give me that!" I took the suit and pushed my shorts off. I stepped into the tiny black suit and pulled it up, getting it as far as covering my balls and about a quarter of my dick. The other three quarters stuck up out the top. "See?"
"Let me try," Trina said, stepping towards me. She grasped my dick in her hand and pulled the front of the suit material away from my body. She leaned my dick one way and the other, trying to make it tuck into the tiny suit without success, but her motions did nothing but make my hard-on feel even harder, especially after I noticed her exposed nipples getting harder and fatter as she worked. "I guess you're right. It's not going to fit."
"Well, I guess we go back to our regular suits then," my wife said.
"Huh? Why?" I asked.
"You can't hold up your side of the deal. That was the deal, right? We'll wear what you pick, but you have to wear what I pick. You won't so we don't have to."
"It's not my fault you didn't buy something that was legal to wear in public. I'll wear it in the boat, but not driving there or on the boat ramp."
"Not good enough," my wife answered.
"You could let him wear that other one. The one I bought," Trina offered.
"I don't know. That wasn't the deal," my wife said hesitantly.
"Come on Nancy. I kinda like this suit. Let him wear the other one."
"But it's way to big."
"Compared to this one, sure, but I'm willing to bet you're gonna like it anyway."
My wife sighed. "Alright. But ONLY if he doesn't back out again. If he does, we just call it all the way off and I go back to my blue suit."