Eric, Tom, and Lisa are standing in Lisa's driveway looking at a brand new Chrysler 300.
"So whose car is it?" Lisa asked.
"It's yours." Eric said.
Lisa's eyes light up.
"Mine?" Lisa asked.
"Yeah...yours...we got it for you." Tom said.
"You guys got this for me?" Lisa asked.
"Yes, but there's a catch. If you want it you have to work for it." Eric said.
"What do you mean work for it?" Lisa asked.
"Oh I'm sure we could think of something you could do to earn it." Tom said suggestively.
Eric and Tom smile and Lisa blushes.
"You guys are horrible. There's no way I'm having sex with you just to get this car." Lisa said.
"We didn't think you would...we did come up with something else that you could do if you're interested." Tom said.
"You guys are pigs." Lisa said.
"Maybe, but we're pigs that have a brand new car to offer. Do you want it or not?" Eric asked.
"Hell yes I want it. Where are the keys?" Lisa asked.
Eric and Tom smiled.
"Easy now, if you want the car you have to play a little game." Tom said.
"Game? What kind of game?" Lisa asked.
"You'll only find out what kind of game it is once you start playing. Otherwise we'll give Amy a chance to play the game to get this car." Eric said.
"NO! Don't you dare give this car to Amy! I'll play the game...I'll play. What do I have to do?" Lisa asked.
"Go to your bedroom. You'll find a box on the bed. In the box you will find what you will need to play the game...as well as the first piece of the puzzle." Eric said.
Lisa hurried inside to the bedroom. On the bed was a large white box from a department store. She opened the box and found a semi-sheer top, a short skirt, a bra, a pair of panties, a garter belt, stockings, and a pair of shoes.
"Well...this certainly makes for an interesting start to the game." Lisa said.
Lisa quickly changed into the outfit that had been left for her and then she looked at the note that was also in the box.
"The bell tolls for thee...stones for all to see. Find the man with No last name...do what he asks to continue the game." Lisa reads.
Lisa thinks for a minute.
"Bell tolls for thee...stones for all to see. That has to mean the cemetery." Lisa said.
She walks out to the driveway where Eric and Tom are waiting in Eric's car.
"So...where too?" Eric asked.
"The cemetery." Lisa said.
They drive to the cemetery. Eric drives slowly.
"The bell tolls for thee...I guess that probably means the bell in the old church...let's go over there." Lisa said.
They drive over to the old church and get out.
"Okay...find the man with no last name." Lisa said.
She starts looking at the grave stones around the church. They all have last names on them. She's getting frustrated when she sees an old Asian man that appears as if he works at the cemetery.
"Excuse me sir...maybe you can help me. I'm looking for someone with no last name." Lisa said.
"My last name No." Jiro No said.
"Oh...your last name is No. Okay. Then I'm looking for you. I'm playing a game. I was given a clue that said to find the man with No last name and do what he asks to continue the game. Do you know what I'm talking about?" Lisa asked.
"Yes...I know the game. I have next clue." Jiro No said.
"Can I have it?" Lisa asked.
"To get clue you must give me your skirt." Jiro No said.
"My skirt? No way." Lisa said.
"No skirt no clue." Jiro No said.
Lisa looks at the first clue again. It says that she has to do what he asks to continue the game.
"Okay...I'll give you my skirt." Lisa said.
She unzips the skirt, let's it drop down to her ankles, picks it up, and hands it to Jiro No. In return she gets the next clue.
"There is a place where things are read...and you must whisper what is said. Near this place of many words...seek a woman feeding birds." Lisa reads.
She walks back to the car.
"We're going to the library." Lisa said.
Eric drives over to the library.
"Okay...I know this is the right spot...now where is a woman feeding birds? Can you drive around back?" Lisa asked.
"Does it look like there's a street back there? This is as far as the car can go." Tom said.
"Okay...if this is how the game is played...I'm game." Lisa said.
She looks around to see if anyone is in the area. When she doesn't see anyone she gets out of the car and walks around to the far side of the library. The back side of the library opens onto a park. There on the sidewalk behind the library Lisa sees a woman feeding birds. Lisa walks over to the woman.
"Excuse me ma'am, but I believe that you hold the next clue for the game I am playing." Lisa said.
"Ah yes...I will give you the clue in exchange for your blouse." Mary said.
Lisa looked around and when she is reasonably sure nobody is around she takes off her blouse and gives it to Mary. Mary gives Lisa the next clue.
"The end of each week finds you here...laughing with friends and enjoying a beer. Behind this house of laughter and brew...a good friend waits for you." Lisa reads.
Lisa walks quickly back to the car.
