They came from the far corners of the earth, and many remote regions never heard of before or since. Trumpets blaring as each individual nation or country came into the vast stadium, marching proudly with their country's flag carried by someone in the front rank of their delegation.
Doves were released, giant streamers of various colors floated into the air, and music of all different types could be heard as the procession continued on and on. The noise level from the spectators which had begun as a light murmuring over the different entries was now reaching a raging crescendo that echoed throughout the huge stadium.
"LOOK...LOOK...Is he a midget??" A spectator asked her companion with wonder, as she starred at one of the contestant passing by them.
"No, Honey, he's probably in one of the specialized competitions." Her companion had replied with a laugh.
"SWINGING IN THE WIND" was the theme of this years summer competition, and it seemed each nation had done their utmost in their front rank. Huge, almost grotesque dicks of all shapes and colors led the way for each individual group of contestants. Balls hanging close to their knees, and vivid with purple and black colors shining in the sun left one gasping with amazement at their sheer immense size.