Students play adult version with forfeits
Progression story with a competitive group of university friends who take kids' games and wager on them.
A special thanks to RF-Fast for helping to proofread and ensuring the story is in good shape.
The Evolution of Snakes and Ladders
Chapter 1
I should have learned my lessons from the Ludo fiasco and cut my losses. That had cost me £40 I couldn't afford, a month of washing up. And vacuuming the communal areas of our student house in just my skivvies. Think tighty-whites, but a bit greyer from age. But that's the problem being the newbie in a house with 5 other students, all in their final year.
Three other guys and two girls, although the guys often had their girlfriends around for game nights. I didn't always lose, but often enough that it annoyed me. However, I'd three older sisters and was used to people ganging up on me that way. In the end, I'd gotten pretty good and inserted a metaphorical blade into their troika of power and prized it apart. Setting them against each other and conquering. In a way. Usually, it ended up with them arguing and me avoiding a drubbing.
However, as Christmas approached in my first year, and with the rest of the house planning on skiing holidays with friends from Boxing Day for two weeks. I expected to be alone. Money was tight and things at home chilly, with my parents and younger sister reinforced their battlements in whatever issues they invented daily. The house was large and pretty nice for student digs, and I'd bought into the house policy of homebrew from day one.
There were 6 of us and it took 6 weeks to complete a batch. So, we had about 40 pints of beer each week. Although, with the girls, we had a second stream of wine, but it was only about 10% alcohol, but it still got you drunk, eventually.
Then Miranda spoiled my plans of slobbing out, plugging my games console into the big communal TV and drinking, wanking and playing video games. Not necessarily in that order. She didn't appear to like me for some reason, although I suspect it was that I called her Miranda. Which was her name, but she was experimenting with people calling her Miri. I pointed out that it meant Bitter or 'of the sea', which automatically put me in her bad books.
On Christmas Eve, I walked from my room in a t-shirt and no trousers. Expecting to spend the night eating mince pies, watching crappy TV, and ending with a midnight wank, to welcome in Christmas. Well, we all celebrate in our own ways. Instead, I found a pissed off Miranda in the living room swearing into her phone, using terms that would cause a sailor to blush.
Luckily, she didn't see me, and I dressed before returning. But I'd heard enough to figure out her friend had fucked the guy she'd been planning on fucking on the holiday and the shit hit the fan. I returned to the kitchen, poured me a pint of beer, and her a pint of wine.
She glanced at me and gave me the slightest nod of appreciation as I handed her the drink. We'd invested in several sets of Bluetooth headsets for the TV, so people could listen or talk. OK, the girls talked, and the guys listened to whatever crap was on the TV. Which was often better than the crap the girls were on about. But to be fair, the other guys talked as much bollocks.
I was watching a movie and was shocked when a cushion hit me.
"Thanks." she said, raising her half empty glass.
"Wanna talk about it?"
"No!"
"Thank god!" I replied with feeling.
That earned a chuckle, and she unplugged the headphone from the TV so we could both watch. The beer and wine were consumed at a pace. Then I brought out the large box of mince pies my grandmothers had baked together. Having competitive grandmothers was a boon. Frangipane and many variations gifted me enough to last for weeks, or so I thought.
She woke me up sometime after midnight and I sat up from the couch, covered in flaky pastry and feeling a little sick.
"Bedtime." She slurred at me, grinned and then sniggered. "I meant our own beds." And staggered off.
To be fair, I wasn't in that much better shape. I downed a pint of water and peed, then refilled my glass before going to bed with painkillers in reach.
When I woke, I was relatively un-hungover. Which was a bonus. I got up in a good mood and even remembering Miranda was here hardly dampened my mood. After showering, I started my traditional family Christmas breakfast. A lightly toasted bagel, topped with Boursin cheese and smoked salmon slivers on top. A few lemon drops, coffee with a glass of freshly squeezed orange juice with champagne.
Since I'd been making this since I was about 10 (I never got the champagne until I was 16), I made enough for Miranda as well as myself. Then I had a dilemma. Miranda scared me a little, but the coffee and champagne needed drinking before they got cold or warm, respectively. So, I knocked on her door and waited.
"What?" she asked, sounding annoyed.
"Breakfast." I replied and entered the room.
Although, to be fair, I was on the balls of my feet, expecting a projectile at my head at any moment.
"What the fuck do you want?"
"I made you breakfast. As I never expected you here, I have no gift for you, so this is it."
"Does it come with painkillers?"
I grinned as I'd expected that. Placing the tray on her bed with the pills in view, I retreated and returned to my breakfast. Calling my family to wish them the best.
Half an hour later, Miranda appeared in her dressing gown and carrying the tray.
"Thanks! But don't take this the wrong way..." She stepped close and kissed the top of my seated head.
She sat, still looking tired.
"I feel bad for asking this, as I was taking the piss out of you for saying you're 'billy no mate'. But I've no food in and I really don't fancy wandering around town for an Indian or Chinese takeaway for my Christmas dinner. Any chance you have enough to share?"
"I've already made you breakfast." I said, trying to sound put out. But I couldn't pull it off.
At home I loved to cook and found a shared kitchen horrible. And another tradition for Christmas at home was to cook enough we could eat off left-overs for days.
"Tell you what. If you help peel spuds and stuff, I'll think about sharing."
It was funny watching her go through indignation and other emotions to realise it was worth it for food.
I didn't have a turkey but a large chicken and with all the trimming, roasties, stuffing and so on. We were both on the verge of a food coma by 3pm. waddling into the living room, she put on Miracle on 34th Street, then shocked me by snuggling up with me.