Jen and I had packed light for this week long excursion billed as a "cruise to nowhere". The ship would actually take us through the Caribbean stopping at the smaller islands permitting us to swim in warm greenish water.
The ship was by any standard luxurious. There are restaurants, and three swimming pools, each having a poolside bar. For adventurous types there is rock climbing and holodeck taken right from the script of Star Trek NG.
All of this goes to sea in a floating resort that accommodates 1000 passengers plus crew for a week. Cabins above water level have verandas furnished with two chairs and a small circular table. Wifi is available as is television and cell phone service.
Anyway we came to the dock clad in denim shorts and off-the-shoulder tops finding ourselves among the mass of vacationers who would start gong aboard in minutes.
Vacationers proceeded slowly up the ramp to the deck where they were greeted by the captain, a very handsome 50-something fellow who had probably spent a lifetime at sea.
A diagram of the ship indicated the position of our cabin.
Next to that diagram there is another sign, one which I had not expected to see. It read, "This is a nude cruise. Passengers are welcome to bare all. "
"Jenny come 'ere. Read this."
My wife turned her attention to the sign.
"You of all people object? "
"No," I said.
My wife had chosen this cruise deliberately.
We came inside a 225 square ft stateroom on the upper deck. It was like any studio apartment in the city.
"This is perfect," I said as I put my suitcase under the bed.
Leaving her clothes to be packed later, Jen had taken a seat out on the veranda. After peeing I joined her on the veranda.
Jen's eyes roamed over my body.
"Aren't you going to take your clothes off?"
I remained seated staring at her.
"Stefani get your clothes off NOW."
"Yes ma'am," I teased.
I stood up and stepped to my right pulling the low-cut Navy square neck top off. I dropped it to my feet then unfastened the strapless bra letting it slip to the deck.
"I should get implants so my boobs can be as big as yours."
She giggled at my remark. "One of us has to be small. There's only so many big boob genes to go around."
"My mom is a B."
She nodded processing the comment silently.