So life has been good and I've managed to retire comfortably. Paula and I are spending our winters in sunny Florida and our summers on Long Island so this is working out well.
Here in FL making new friends, even seasonal ones, is not a big problem. It would seem that a lot of our new neighbors have a party streak so finding a cocktail hour is never difficult and one of our old friends Kyle, also spends her winters nearby.
In fact, Kyle invited Paula to join her book club so now Paula has a book club both on Long Island and one in Florida. In her NY club, Paula was the youngest member so for some reason I thought it would be the same situation in FL. Today I found out how wrong I was.
I always teased Paula that her book club meetings were just an excuse to go out to dinner with her friends and gossip so when I heard her talking to Kyle about their meeting I figured it would be the same: go out to a restaurant, talk about the book for like 15 minutes and spend the rest of the time doing girl talk.
The first thing that was different was they were meeting at Kyle's house and were going to talk about the book around her pool and go to dinner afterward. OK, no big deal.
The second thing that was different was when Paula texted me the first couple of photos. Shots of her and Kyle sunning on lounge chairs and then a couple more of the three other women in the group. Like I said, I was expecting older and while Kyle is about our age, the other three looked to be maybe in their 30's.
And they all were wearing pretty daring bikinis on nice bodies.
I'm glad Paula wasn't there to see me zooming into the texted photos or I'd be busted, but hey, I'm a male and she sent them, and, well.... Everyone looked damn good.
I should probably try to describe everybody. I may have mentioned in the past that I'm told I look a bit like Tom Selleck from "Magnum PI", and Paula looks a lot like Erin Gray from the "Silver Spoons" TV show. Kyle looks a little like Kelly Clarkson, perhaps a little thick but still pretty decent. I didn't know who the other girls were yet but they were smoking hot and I'll try to describe them to you as this unfolds.
About an hour later she sent few more photos. This time there were wine glasses on the tables next to the chairs and it showed all 5 women looking over their shoulders with their backs to the phone. Both Paula's and Kyle's bathing suits were pretty conservative in that they covered most of their tushies. I still didn't know anyone else's name but the taller brunette had a 'cheeky' bikini bottom on that revealed a good portion of her tush. The two other girls really caught my attention in that their bikinis were either thong or g-string, I'm not sure what the correct term is but the tiny strap in back was nowhere to be seen, buried in their very shapely butts.
The real eye-opener was that nobody had their bikini top on. I guess this explained why they were facing away from the camera.
"WTF???" I texted.
"Kandi's sundress is strapless, so she wanted to lose some tan lines. Kyle said she never wears a suit and took her top off. So we all did."
"Looks like everyone is having a great time. Hope you don't get spotted." I texted.
"The pool is totally private."
"Maybe I can join your book club?"
"Fat chance!"
This piqued my interest of course and again I'm zooming into the photos but everything except those nice butts were pretty well hidden. Rats!
I guess Paula just couldn't resist teasing the crap out of me as a few minutes later she texted another photo to me. It was of two of the unknown women, still topless, with their arms wrapped around each other and smiling at the phone. Again, you could only see the sides of their breasts as they were perfectly pressed together but it was just incredibly hot.
"Kandi and Janice say hi!" Was all her text said.
"Kandi and Janice have my attention." I replied.
"I'm not surprised"
Shit, they had more than my attention. The pose was perfect in that while you couldn't see their nipples, you could plainly see the sides of their boobs pressed together. Both women were quite attractive: pretty faces, nice smiles, perfect skin tone and of course, nudity. Piquing my interest was that they seemed totally comfortable in this racy pose that implied girl-girl interest, but perhaps I was reading more into it than was there. The photo gave me a semi hardon and I could've easily jacked off to it but thought the better of it. As it turned out the blond hardbody was Kandi who looked like a 33 year old version Christina Applegate who played Kelly Bundy on "Married with Children". The brunette turned out to be Janice and looked a bit like Megan Fox. Just fantastic bodies. No mention yet of the 5th girl who was pretty but evidently not into teasing Paula's husband.
Around 5 I'm having a beer thinking about those girl's boobs and wondering if my Paula is pressing hers against anyone else's. I've looked at the pictures a dozen times or more and was actually holding the phone when it went off again. Another photo but no text. This time the girls have now all changed out of their swimsuits and are dressed for dinner. I knew that Paula had packed a black dress and it would seem that everyone else also chose dresses for tonight. While Paula's, Kyle's and the 5th girl's dresses were pretty conservative, Kandi and Janice's looked more appropriate for going clubbing: tight, short and low cut showcasing nice cleavage. I was starting to wonder about this book club, these women certainly didn't look anything like librarians.
Again I zoomed into the photo, examining the women. I figured the one in the white strapless sundress must be Kandi. The dress fit her like a glove and showcased what could only be described as a killer body with hard nipples pressing through the thin fabric. She must spend a lot of hours at the gym I thought and her breasts were maybe just a little too perfect to be natural. Looking at the other women it seemed that everyone's nipples were showing a little more than I would've expected.
"You guys look dressed to kill, or to thrill." I replied.
Ten minutes later another text. This time Kandi and Janice are standing back to back, holding the hem of their dresses up to the bottom of their rib cages, proving they have no panties on.
"Soooo hot! And soooo fresh! Where are you eating? I'll meet you all there!"
"Top secret, sorry."
So now I'm fucking totally distracted. My wife is out with these younger women who are smoking hot and undressed to impress. My overactive imagination is running in high gear and I'm fantasizing about just what they have planned. Was all of this planned? What fucking book did they read, Fifty Shades of Grey?
Again the phone goes off. This time the photo is of Kyle and Paula, mimicking Kandi and Janice's pose, holding their dresses up. No panties evident. My wife and her friends are commando tonight. I'm torn between hoping she behaves herself, but the twisted part of me hopes she is just the slightest bit naughty and will come home with a story, but worried she might be more than a little naughty.
I have too many questions for texts, I give Paula a call, hoping she'll answer. She does.
"You are going to pay for teasing me so unmercifully."
"Oh, I sure hope so."
"So, who's idea was it to lose the panties?"
"Well, first Kandi put on her dress, and well, you know, you could totally see her nipples, but she couldn't wear a bra with that dress. I think she's a bit of an exhibitionist. Maybe a lot more. Kyle told me a bunch of stuff, but I'll have to tell you later. So then Janice, she's the other one in the pictures, says that Kandi can't be the only one braless, so she takes hers off. Then the two of them start teasing the rest of us about being so prudish, so then everyone did."
"OK, that explains the bras, but what about the panties?"
"Well, Kandi saw that we all took our bras off too and she said thanks for the support, but if you really want to... and she lifted her dress and we saw that she was naked underneath it."
"So everyone just decided to match her that way too?"
"Well, Janice did right away, and again they starting calling us old fogies, so Mary did too. Then Kyle and I didn't want to be the only prudes."