I was about to get the keys to the bimmer but Trudy asked if we could take the van. "Bill, now really, four drunken ladies in your BMW sounds cozy but we need some room."
Trudy leaned over and whispered in my ear, "Besides, we got a few things to do and need the room for Sue to do a few things."
I opened up the van and the door slid open. Trudy went up front and Mary and Alexis ushered Sue to the captain's chair with the automatic door.
I could only imagine what the ladies had in mind for her.
I backed the van out and onto the deserted street. "Where to ladies?" I asked my four fares.
It was midnight and I am driving around town with four drunk professional women, none of which are wearing underwear of any sort. I always remembered what mother used to say before heading out with the boys for a night of drinking: Always wear clean underwear. These four didn't listen to mother. They weren't wearing any underwear.
The heater finally kicked on the cold Sunday morning. Warmth began to fill the van. Everyone was shivering except Sue. She wore a fur coat but not for long.
Alexis piped up from the very back, "How about trying Smitty's?"
Mary, who was sitting next to Sue in the middle captain's chairs, countered with, "How about Guiseppies on 306?"
Trudy, always the peacemaker, settled it with, "Let's go out of town a bit. 306 it is so lets go!" Trudy added emphasis to her words and drunken stupor by banging on the dashboard with her hands.
"Give me your cell phone," Trudy demanded of me.
"It's on the floor by your feet," I replied back to Trudy.
Trudy dialed Guiseppes and ordered three large pizzas. One cheese, another pepperoni, and the third vegetarian. "Twenty minutes, great!" Trudy disconnected the call. Great, you'll humiliate my wife and worse, burn up all my minutes on my phone.
Sensing my mild irritation, Trudy reached over and grabbed my dick. "Don't worry; you'll get the time back. It'll be worth it."
Mary and Alexis caught the fever and joined in the cheering. Sue looked dejected. Paybacks are a bitch.
I looked in the rearview mirror and watched Mary and Alexis jabbering away about what a great evening it was. Trudy turned up the stereo a touch and whispered to drown out her voice to the other three, "You alright with putting her on exhibit? If you're not, we can do something else to her."
I thought about it for a few minutes before I replied. Trudy and I had worked in the same firm and she knew that I rarely provided snap decisions and responses. Rather, I thought through the consequences a bit more before making a decision.
Sue enjoyed her fantasies usually at my expense. Her three compatriots also were a big part of them and usually followed their fantasy leader. Until now. Trudy had become queen for the evening.
I looked over at Trudy and gave her the thumbs up sign. I mouthed the words, "Let 'er rip!"
Alexis yelled from the back, "I'm thirsty!"
Sue replied, "How can you or any of us be? We drank four bottles at the private show and killed a bottle and a half of tequila at my place."
I looked in the mirror and asked Sue, "What private show?"
The other three ladies just giggled. Trudy knew my cross-examination skills even though I hated going to court. I was about to skin Sue out of that fur.
I saw a seven-eleven on the right and pulled in.
"Sue, you got the warm coat and all, how about picking up a twelve of beer, your choice, a six of water, and two two-liters of something, also your choice," I instructed Sue flipping her a twenty.
"I'm gonna need some help carrying all that. Mary, will you come in?" Sue asked trying to sober up.
Trudy cut her off. "Sue, you're on your own. And, by the way, no shopping carts or baskets to help you on your shipping spree. The money cannot be carried in your hand," Trudy concluded.
Sue looked like someone just told her that her dog was run over. "I don't have any pockets in this fur!" Sue shouted at all of us over the stereo.
Trudy turned around and told Sue directly, "I think you do have a pocket. Matter of fact, since I own your ass this evening, roll that twenty into a cigarette shape."
Sue heard the words and began rolling the twenty into the shape of a cigarette. Sue definitely was still drunk as evident by her diminished motor skills. What should have taken a few seconds took nearly a minute. Sue was giggling at her own inability to do such a simple task.
If I didn't know that she was drunk, I would have made a derogatory remark about her blond hair color.
Sue put the twenty in her mouth and asked Mary for a light.
Trudy was also still smashed and giggled along with Sue and the others. Trudy made her next comment that kind of sobered Sue up.
"Sue, now take the twenty in your right hand and hold it. You are right handed right sweetie?" Trudy asked Sue.
Sue nodded yes.
"Good. Now open your coat for us to admire your body," Trudy took her drunk friend through the process step-by-step.
Sue opened her coat revealing that fabulous body. Sue was a swimmer in high school and university. She missed the Olympics by a second. She has maintained that body in the same shape that it was twenty years ago when she graduated from university. Mary and Alexis always admired her body.
Sue's nipples began to stiffen in the cold winter air. It didn't help that it was also very late.
Sue was smiling as her nipples hardened. She trimmed her bush into a one-inch wide landing strip of true blond hair. Her long legs stretched out in the van.
Trudy gave Sue the next command. "Now spread your legs honey," Trudy made the command with honey dripping on every word.
Sue giggled even more and shot us a beaver. "Like this?" Sue asked Trudy.
"Yes Susie," Trudy responded.
"Now take the rolled twenty and slide it in your pussy Sue," Trudy gave the next to last command in the van.
Sue slowed her giggling down and slid the twenty inside of her snatch; the end was still slightly visible.
Alexis and Mary just stared at the proceedings.
Trudy went for the final humiliating piece. Sue's fur was open, her legs were spread and the twenty dollar bill had found a 'pocket' so she wouldn't lose it.
"Sue, you are to go into the store and buy the stuff we just told you without any help from us or the store clerk. You have three minutes, GO!" Trudy fired off the proverbial staring gun.
Sue got her legs together and gathered her coat about her, opened the door, and went out to the door.
Alexis asked the question, "Did anyone bring the camera?"
Trudy fished in the bag on the floor and pulled out the digital camera. She handed the camera to Mary. Mary snuck in the store and worked her way around to avoid being seen by Sue.
Sue had no problem getting the six pack of water and the two liters of soda. The problems started when tried to carry the two and keep her fur closed.
As Sue walked the coat opened revealing her legs up to her thighs. The problem came when she tried to get the twelve pack of beer.
Sue juggled all three heavy items. Her fur coat opened fully exposing her entire front to the store clerk as he heard the commotion and the saw the flash of Mary's camera.
Sue made it to the counter with the fur wide open. The case of beer was against her stomach and the two liters of pop were against her 36 C's. The water was balanced in front of the soda pop.
The clerk, probably nineteen years old, was enjoying the show and reached up to help catch the soda pop and water as Sue made it to the counter with a clatter. He also caught a free feel of Sue's left boob. Mary had captured at least a dozen images of Sue in her predicament.
Sue closed the fur in front of the young man and he tallied up a bill of $11.54. It dawned on the Sue where the money was.