I've ended up in an open relationship. It was my husband's idea, as he'd found himself a mistress and I didn't want a divorce. So now he has her, and I have... well a bunch of guys.
One of the guys I found on Tinder, Darren, had asked me to go to a town about an hour away with him. I think he used to live there or something. I agreed to meet him (I don't want these guys knowing where I live just yet) and told Dave, my husband, that I was going on an adventure.
Dave sat on the bed and watched me getting ready. I dropped the towel, and went to my underwear drawer. I picked out a pair of normal, but lacy, panties, as I wasn't really that bothered about my underwear - I was going to wear one of my summer dresses.
"Can't you wear a thong?" Dave asked.
"Why? These are more comfortable, and it's not like you'll be able to see a panty line under a loose dress."
"Yeah, but I like you in thongs."
"Fine," I said.
I put the panties away and picked out a red thong.
"How about this?"
"What about a white one?" he asked.
I shrugged, and picked out a white thong.
"Better?"
"Much," he agreed.
I put the thong on, then went looking for a bra.
"Do you need a bra?" he asked. "You'll just end up with two straps tangling up."
Fine, I wouldn't wear a bra. I picked up the white summer dress I'd laid out.
"Is this OK?"
"Yup," he said, "that's fine."
I put on the summer dress, some socks and white sneakers. I thought we might end up walking a bit, so I didn't want to wear anything that would end up being uncomfortable.
Just before I left, I kissed Dave on the cheek and told him to be good. I was pretty sure he was happy to see me leave and was planning to have his mistress over. He doesn't care that she knows where we live, but whatever.
I drove to the park where Darren and I usually meet, and he'd arrived before me, as usual. He was dressed nicely, and was leaning on the side of his car. He came and opened my door for me to get out, and then opened the passenger door of his car for me while I locked up.
We drove for a while to get there, and chatted about this and that on the way. He kept his hands to himself, but I rubbed his thigh just so I could see his erection in his pants.
When we got to our destination, he said we should find a bar, and drove around trying to find one that he liked the look of. I stopped distracting him so he could concentrate, and so we didn't get into an accident.
We ended up at a place called Calhoun's. It was pretty noisy inside, as everybody was partying. Darren managed to find us a small semi-circular booth in the near dark, near the back where we could see the little dance stage area while I went and grabbed us a couple of beers.
I met him back at the table, and handed him a bottle, settling in next to him. We drank and watched the crowd, pointing out the occasional good or weird dancers. Some of them were really good dancers, but I know Darren doesn't really like dancing, so I didn't suggest we get up.
A little while later, the music stopped, and the DJ called everybody's attention.
"We have a couple of ladies with shirts who want their free beer!" he called.
The crowd all cheered enthusiastically, and I could see them clearing the little stage.
"As you know, any girl with a Calhoun's shirt can get one free drink a week!"
The crowd were hooting and hollering. Not being locals, we didn't know what was going on, so we watched attentively to see.
A girl, probably a few years older than me, came up to the stage area. She was pretty and blonde, and wearing a short denim miniskirt and cowboy boots. On top, she had a tight white T-shirt with a logo saying "I get wet at Calhoun's." It was a pretty cheap, thin looking shirt, as you could make out her black bra underneath it.
She stood in the middle of the stage, and the DJ was handed a hose from the bar - it looked like the one they use to make sodas. He sprayed the girl all over her front, making the shirt pretty much see through. It was obviously cold, as she shivered. She wrung the worst of the water out of the shirt, and threw her arms up, triumphantly. The crowd went wild, and she went to the bar and collected her bottle of beer. Once she'd finished the bottle, she disappeared into the crowd.
Another girl appeared, probably my age, and found her way to the stage. The crowd were really rowdy now. As she got onto the stage, I could take a good look at her. She was a brunette, with long hair, and big tits, being held in by a red bra under the tight Calhoun's T-shirt. She was wearing tight white short shorts and heels. The DJ hosed her chest, and worked down to her shorts, too. She turned around as he hosed her down, waving her arms in the air, loving the attention. The shirt, as expected, became see through, but so did her shorts, so you could see she was wearing a red thong underneath it. And she had a tattoo of a bird on her bum. Lots of cheering, and she went and got her bottle of beer at the bar, then came back to the stage and danced around sexily while drinking it. When she upended the bottle to drain the last of it, the crowd cheered, and she stepped off the stage.
A bus boy came through with a mop and cleared the dance floor, and the music started up again and people started dancing. I couldn't see the girl in the miniskirt, but the girl in the shorts was still dancing in her see through clothes.
Darren leaned in to me.
"I think you'd look good in one of those shirts."
"Uh huh," I said, "but I don't know where you get one."
"You could ask," he said.
Boo. Fine, I'd find out. I imagined I'd end up doing the wet T-shirt thing, so I handed him my phone so it didn't get wet, and so he could take some pictures for me. Well, for me and Dave... Dave likes seeing my adventures.
I went over to the DJ, and stood and waited for him to get another tune playing. I'm guessing he clicked "play" on his iPod or whatever.
"What do you want?" he almost yelled at me, over the music.
I must have looked at him funny, as he leaned back in.
"Song. What song do you want?"
"I don't," I yelled back. "Where do I buy one of those T-shirts?"
He leaned back and looked me up and down, appraising me.
"You don't buy them, you get them from Alan in the office."
He waved his thumb towards the back, gave me a grin and went back to whatever it is DJs do these days.
I picked my way back to the office, and knocked on the door. There was a gruff noise, which I assumed was permission to enter, and I went in.
"Hi," I said brightly, "Alan?"
Alan was looking at me as I came in.
"Yes," he said. "Did you want an application form?"
"No," I said, "I wanted a T-shirt."
"Ah," he said, "you have to earn them."
"Really? Well, my husband thinks I'd look good in one, so what do I have to do?"
I thought I'd get the "husband" bit in there, so he wouldn't get any funny ideas.
"Well," he said, "you saw Cindy and Tamra get their free beer?"
"Yep," I said.
"That. And then come back here for a photo for my wall."
He gestured behind me, and I turned. The wall with the door in it was almost covered in Polaroids. I stepped closer to take a look, and it was all girls in wet T-shirts, grinning at the camera. They all seemed to be wearing bras though.
"Huh," I said, "you've been doing this a while."
"Yes, about forty years. I'm still using the same old instant camera, until it fails, or my stockpile of film runs out. Then I guess I'll go digital."
"My problem," I said, "is that I'm not wearing a bra."
"Well," he said, "you could put the T-shirt over your dress, but then your dress would get wet. Or you could come back some time when you are wearing one."
"The thing is," I said, "we're just passing through, so I don't know when that would be."
"It's too late to go and buy a bra," he said, "everywhere's shut. So it's either everybody sees your tits through a wet shirt, or you don't get a shirt, I'm afraid."
It wouldn't be the first time people would have seen my tits, so I was thinking I'd do it.
"OK," I said, "I'll do it. If I pull my dress down, can you ask him not to get it too wet?"
"I'm afraid I have no control over that boy," he said, looking almost genuinely sorry. "If I mention it, I'm pretty sure that would get your dress soaked through. You could take it off, if you wanted to keep it dry. You have to come back in here anyway."
Hmmm. I wasn't sure that was going to work that well, but I really wanted to get the shirt to please Darren.
"Do you have any long T-shirts, like a large or something?"
"Sweetheart, I have them in two sizes. Small and too small. Which would you prefer?"
"Small, I guess. Let's see how it would look."
He turned around and opened a drawer. He fussed around in it for a few seconds, then turned back to me with a T-shirt. It looked like he'd chosen "too small," it looked tiny.
"Don't you have anything bigger?"
"Nope," he said.
Fuck. Oh well, let's see how it goes. I reached out and took the shirt from him. It looked even smaller up close, in my hands. I was pretty sure it wouldn't work over my dress. I sighed, and pulled the straps of my dress down my shoulders, exposing my tits to Alan. He was staring at them as I struggled to get the shirt on and my arms through it as quickly as possible.
When it was on, it crushed my tits together, and came down to about an inch above my belly button. I pulled it down, and it didn't seem to help. Well, I guess he didn't have anything bigger.
I thought about going out like this, with my dress, and just let it get wet, but then figured that was going to ruin it. Sighing again, I worked my dress over my hips and down my legs.
Alan leaned forward, staring at my white cotton thong. I had sort of forgotten about that. I'm sure if that got wet, it was going to end up going see through. Great.
"Wow," said Alan, "you look great. Turn around, let me see all of you."