Sue called me and asked about coming over and grabbing a pizza, so I said sure, whatever. She arrived about 30 minutes later, and I let her in. We haggled about what we wanted on the pizza, and I called and ordered it for delivery.
She was wearing jeans and a T-shirt, and I told her I thought she was over dressed. Sue took her sneakers off, and I watched her. I didn't say anything, so she took off her socks. I still didn't say anything, so she took off her jeans, and she was wearing tight white lacy boy shorts underneath them. I could make out her red pubic hair though the thin lacy material. I just looked at her, and she took off her T-shirt, wearing a thin white sports bra type of thing underneath. I motioned for her to take that off too, and she was pulling that off when the knock came on the door. I smiled and gave her a twenty.
She sighed resignedly and took it from me, heading for the door. I wandered along behind her so I could watch what happened. I said "Oh, and I want change, and act like this is perfectly normal."
She stood there in just her boy shorts, took a deep breath and opened the door. The guy standing there with the pizza box almost dropped it when the door opened and there was an almost naked girl. She bent down, so her tits dangled, and caught the edge of the box, taking it from him. She handed him the money, and smiled as he slowly counted out the change in her hand, not taking his eyes off her tits. She thanked him and closed the door, turning towards me with the pizza.
"No tip?" I said.
She said "But you wanted change!"
"Right, but I want to tip, or they won't want to come here again." I smirked at this. I knew I was going to get excellent service once word of the almost naked girl answering the door got out.
"Seriously?" she whined.
"Yes, quick, or you'll miss him."
She opened the door and ran down the stairs, trying to hold her tits from flapping, calling out "excuse me!"
I wandered over to the window, and watched her catch him outside, just as he was getting in to his car and giving him a tip. She was covering her chest with her arm, but I think we can let that go.
I heard her running up the stairs, and quietly closed the door. She ran up to it, expecting it to be open, and started banging on the door, insistently. I sighed and went and opened the door, letting her in as Andy, my neighbor across the hallway opened his door.
"Sorry for the noise," I said, and he grinned at me. We both closed our doors behind us, heading back inside.
"Where were we?" I asked.
"What?" she said.
"Before the pizza was delivered," I said, "oh, right, you were over dressed."
She pulled her boy shorts down, stepping out of them, and sitting on the floor by my coffee table where I'd put the pizza box.
We sat and ate pizza, and talked about this and that. She'd had an argument with her boyfriend (I didn't ask about what), and wanted to have a few drinks and stay the night.
"I don't have any wine," I said. "We could go and get some."
We finished the pizza, and she pulled on her boy shorts. She reached for her jeans, and I said "no, it's a nice night, you don't need those."
She picked up her bra, and put that on, picking up her T-shirt. "Also no," I said.
"Can I at least wear my sneakers so I don't hurt my feet?" she asked.
"Sure, I'll even let you wear socks," I said.
So, we were ready, me dressed, her in her underwear. If you didn't look too hard, she looked like she might be coming from the gym or a yoga studio or something. Off we went to get a bottle of wine at the 7-11. She was incredibly jumpy, but it was a quiet night out. The few people we passed stared at us. Well, at her. Once we got to the 7-11, I left her to find a bottle of wine and went and picked up some chips. We met by the register, where an older guy was staring at her.
"After you," I said, motioning for her to go first. She put the bottle of wine of the counter, then turned to look at me.
"$7.95," said the guy at the register.
I looked at her. She looked at me.
"I don't have any money," she said.
"Well that sucks," I said, moving her bottle of wine aside and putting my chips on the counter.
"$2.99," said the guy at the register. I paid him, and took the chips and put them in a bag.
"Can you buy me the wine?" she asked.
"Why would I do that?" I asked her back.
"I'll make it worth your while," she said.
"What are you suggesting?" I asked.
"When we get back to your place..." she drifted off.
"But we're here, now. What will you do here, now, for me?" I asked.
The guy at the register was suddenly very interested in our conversation.
"I'll let you rub my tits?" she said.
"I don't know that that sounds like $7," I said.