"Deborah seems nice. I'm glad you asked her out. I can't wait to meet her daughter Coochie."
"Stop getting ahead of yourself. Just because the waitress and I flirted doesn't mean we're going to be anything serious enough to bring her family into it. Besides that's all I need is two eighteen year old's that act fifteen."
"You should Daddy. Like you said I can't be your girlfriend, and daughter both. I think we're getting past that part don't you? I mean I can't be your lover forever even if we both like the sex."
"STOP! Three weeks ago you wanted nothing more than to be in a relationship style thing with me. We both know that's impossible outside of occasional playing around."
"Almost every day Daddy." She reminded him.
"As long as we agree on it I'm good, but long term shouldn't even be a thing."
"Right! I'm good with now and then Daddy. Personally I can't get enough of you, but you're so right." She hugs him from behind as he sits at his computer. "I understand though. Besides I have lots of sex partners these days. Tender is good to me. So are all your friends."
"The friends need to stop tapping your ass. This is getting out of hand."
"Nooooo! I like Greg's big dick. Uncle Mike and Uncle Andy haven't even had me again. They deserve some."
"Fuck it! Do what you want. You're old enough to make your own decisions."
"You can still tell me what to do. I like pleasing you Daddy. Just don't take away people I like teasing and seducing. You created this Mister."
"Monster more than Mister." He chuckles.
"So can I keep playing with Mister Frank? I likey money."
"We'll see. I told him to call and request time as it fits his schedule and his pocket. He made good offers but you can't tell me he's that rich."
"You haven't seen where he lives. I think he's more than just a Cocktologist. He's a plastic surgeon."
"He doesn't look the type to be into anything illegal. I'd say he's invested money well. Stock market kind of stuff."
"Besides, his nephew is squirrely cute." She giggles.
"Robin was it? Wait! I knew that. For the fiftieth time hearing his name."
"Yesss! He snuck in and masturbated..."
"How many times this week are you going to tell me this story? For crying out loud, I get it. Kid crush."
"He's eighteen like me. Shy like me."
"You're not shy anymore."
"I can be. even when I'm not I like acting like I am. It gives guys a really big hard on."
"Everything about you cries BOING!" He over dramatizes his emphasis of her well played seductiveness, hands fluttering in the air.
"You're so silly Daddy. Can I take Robin's virginity?"
"Truth and you know it. Hold up! What? Take his virginity? You're going to risk your job being Frank's play toy by fucking his nephew? Are you out of your mind?" Shaking off the thought he changes the subject, "So how's school been? We haven't talked much the last three days."
"Nothing special." She turns away gritting her teeth. She couldn't tell him of Brett's scheming which led her to being gangbanged in school. Nor, risk her Economics Teachers job for fucking her after the gangbang, in his classroom. Her Dad would blow up at her. Best to zip it. Unlike her butt zipper jeans, those stayed unzipped.
"One more week. Your Mom texted me saying your Graduation gown came in the mail. You need to go over and try it on."
"I don't want to go to Mommy's." She pouts envisioning her Mother's ruthless, sleazebag boyfriend Mark Rapier. He was trying to blackmail Paige like so many others in her life. Most she wanted. Him no way.
"Well I'm making you today or no Medieval Times."
"Noooo! I want to meet Todd. He sent me a message saying his Larper group was getting together out in the woods for a battle. He said if we hit it off I was invited."
"I'm just now hearing about this?"
"About the Larper invite yes. He asked me yesterday. I just forgot to mention it."
"How many other guys are you forgetting to mention?"
She pouts rubbing her toes in the carpet with a lowered gaze. "Lots!"
"Unbelievable. How can I protect you if you don't tell me everything?"
"Because you have Deborah now. I don't want to take up all of your spare time."
"I'll make time. What haven't you told me?"
"The guys from the bus want me to meet them tomorrow for a long bus ride."
"Medieval Times? You expect to do both in one day?"
"Yesss! We can take the bus to Medieval Times. I googled the routes and how many times we switch buses."
"Oh, so I'm riding along when you're getting groped by the college guys." He puckers considering how fun that might be to witness. "I guess we could do that."
"Yay!" She pats her palms together rapidly. "You can use your cell to record me getting felt up."
"What about that scarf costume you made for this Todd guy?"
"It's not done quite. I plan on finishing it while you go on your date tonight. It will give me something to do."
"Speaking of...I don't want to leave you alone. Too many crazies know about you from Tender. They can track you here."
"Please don't tell me you invited Mommy to stay with me."
"Are you kidding me? Hell no! I don't want Paula even knowing I'm dating. Let alone a black woman. She's just a tad racist, thanks to her Skinhead boyfriend. Why do you think he lives in Skokie?"
"I never thought of that. So who is staying with me? Gerry from next door?"
"No." Lonnie chuckles. "I invited Greg over."
"REALLY?" She bounces around with excitement.
"And Joshy."
"OH MY GOD!"
"And, Bryan."
"NOOOOOOO! OH MY GOD! I LOVE YOU SO FREAKING MUCH."
"So much for your scarf project." He laughs.