When my brother Jerry won four tickets to The Buster's Brewery Theme Park at his hotel's Christmas party I figured he'd probably sell them. He didn't drink and while his wife Cristela was known to sneak a beer behind his back, he thought she was also a non drinker too. I was quite surprised a few months later when I heard he was actually taking off a Saturday from work to take Cristela and her friend Rosa. They wanted to go before Spring Break when the park would be packed with drunk college kids because my brother was clueless about the perks of drunken college girls on vacation.
I was amazed that Jerry would take off work on a busy Saturday but I assumed the fact that Rosa's boyfriend Julio would be going was all the motivation he needed. Julio was a world champion boxer and my brother popped a little boner every time he got to listen to Julio's boxing stories. He would spend hours asking if Julio remembered details of his fights. Julio would politely tell him he saw the video of the fights but at the moment he was just focused on what he needed to do next. Every question Julio would give the same answer but he never showed any annoyance at my brother's constant questions.
What I thought was more fun were Julio's bounty hunter stories. Julio had lots of great bounty hunter stories. He had run down a pimp tricking girls out of the same amusement park one time on the same day his ex-wife was working the kissing booth to raise money for her college. Julio had dozens of cool bounty-hunting stories but my brother would always interrupt them to ask boxing questions.
I had the expectation that Jerry would flake out on the amusement park trip so I kept my Saturday plans open in case I needed to step in and go with Cristela instead. To my surprise, it was Julio who couldn't make it at the last minute. He had a high-dollar bail skip he needed to track down that day. So I did get called to go to the park with them just with Jerry instead of Julio.
The Busters Brew Theme Park had a pretty raunchy reputation for adult-themed fun with their busty beer maidens and wet t-shirt-themed events. I'm not sure how aware Jerry and the girls were of that. The girls dressed in tight one-piece bathing suits and cut-off shorts that left the cheeks of their big brown Dominican asses winking out of their denim-clad asses as they walked. It seemed like they were aware of the park's reputation by the way they were dressed but Cristela dressed like a little Latin whore most of the time anyway. I had only ever met Rosa during swimsuit activities or when she was taking Cristela out dancing so I couldn't tell if it was a coincidence that she was always half-dressed and looking sexy as hell. Of course with her huge Dominican tits, she was going to look sexy no matter what.
Regardless of what they were expecting the park was way wilder than what they had imagined by the way they were reacting to the wild Spring Breakers. Even though Cristela had previous experience with American party culture during her Go Wild Girls video experience a few years ago at Gasparilla and I would later learn that Rosa had been pimped out and physically forced to strip in an outlaw biker bar neither were prepared for the drunken college girls frequently flashing their breasts and running around in wet-t-shirts. It was odd that my brother mostly ignored the frequent appearances of bare breasts as we walked around the park.
Jerry was no longer as fit as he had been in his boxing days. He had gained thirty or forty pounds since his prime when he had washboard abs on his powerful frame from putting in twenty or more miles in on the running trails every week on top of grueling multiple-hour-long gym sessions on the bag and sparring ring. Instead, he had taken up weightlifting in a hardcore powerlifting gym. While no longer ripped his brawny physique projected obvious power. Despite Jerry's powerful aura, Cristela and Rosa were getting frequent catcalls and obvious leers from groups of rowdy frat boys at the beer dispensaries scattered all around the park as we did the ride circuit.
As I was standing alone in line for the restroom, I saw one of the guys from our high school baseball team walk by with a couple of his friends. Trevor was a couple of grades ahead of me so we weren't really close but I remembered him from a couple of parties back in the day. I ran into him a few times after graduation and vaguely knew his two friends were also Phys Ed majors with Trevor who used to play football for a rival school. The most remarkable thing about Trevor was that he had a late growth spurt at twenty and even though he had been a solid athlete at six foot two in high school with almost five more inches he was an extremely imposing figure.
He stopped to talk to me and reminded me of Ronnie and Jay's names. We shot the breeze for a minute before he inquired about my brother. It was then that I remembered that Jerry had roughed Trevor up back in high school a little bit.
I was wondering if Trevor was still holding a grudge about high school stuff when Jerry and the girls walked up from the concession stand sharing a cotton candy which was a first for Cristela. I saw the way Trevor looked at Jerry and knew Trevor was still uneasy in Jerry's presence. Jerry in his typical Asperger's self noticed nothing as Trevor gave him the stink eye before being distracted by all the Dominican chest meat Rosa and Cristela were displaying in their skin-tight marching black bathing suits.
I could see the wheels turning in Trevor's eyes as he remembered the last time he involved himself with some giant brown titties in Jerry's presence. Jerry didn't really beat him up but he made it very clear that he could have really hurt Trevor if he wanted to. I could see him sizing up Jerry now and thinking how easy he and his two ex-football player buddies could take me and Jerry. I wasn't happy with the conclusions I could see Trevor was reaching as he summed up his odds. Even with his new size, I don't think Trevor realized how strong my brother actually was. I don't know if retard strength was actually a thing or how it correlated with autism but Jerry still hit like a truck. The steroided up gym rats gave him a wide berth after watching him smack around the heavy bag.
The seconds felt like forever as the violent sexual tension rose in Trevor and his friends. The whole time Jerry and the girls were oblivious. I wasn't as surprised that Rosa didn't pick up on the toxic energy as I was that Cristela didn't sense any of it. I was sure that dating Julio kept the creeps at bay. You would have to be insane to mess with Julio. Even if you didn't know he was a world-champion fighter he looked like he was made out of granite. I'd seen him destroy five guys so fast that his kid never looked up from his video game. Surely women with Julio were almost never harassed or victims of dangerous perverts like Trevor and his friends.