"Shut up, WOMAN," she repeated, for the umpteenth time - emphasizing the word 'woman' of course. And shaking her head. Of course. And smiling. Of course.
Back in mischievous mode, she was fully in control once more. After all, the nearest item of clothing belonging to me was three doors down the road: in my own home - so unless and until I could get there she could clearly have my naked ass anytime, anywhere, any way she wanted. Just as she and her friends has done the previous night. And now she was clearly plotting further amusement at my expense...
You may recall I'd been on the verge of restoring some balance in our budding relationship this morning. Okay, I'd been sent off to the kitchen, naked, to make her breakfast. But we were on a more or less equal footing. Kibitzing and smacking bottoms kind of thing. Unfortunately, I'd opened my mouth and out popped: "Shut up, WOMAN."
It had been a joke...a quip...a throw-away line. But the moment I'd said it I'd froze in the doorway. Knowing...
"That one will cost you, smartass. That one will cost you dearly..."She'd chuckled wryly, just a hint of a sinister edge..."Certainly up until the reading of the cards, and probably afterwards...hold on, what's that? Are you hard again? Already? Are you getting...? Turn back here...c'mon, let's see...Hmh-hmh...that is one nice cock. Just takes a lickin and keeps on tickin. It is going to be fun to abuse you all day and all night. Shut up indeed...you're going pay big time..."
And there had been more. Of course. Implications of the diabolical. Not that she was prepared to say anything specific just yet. Instead, she was enjoying herself in the moment, so to speak. Watching me pad across the kitchen to the island, to collect the dishes left over from her breakfast. Naked. Of course. Me. Stark naked and erection rolling and bouncing with every move.
"Did I see you loading the dishwasher?" She casually re-belted her dressing robe, tightening the gap around her cleavage - deliberately re-emphasizing the differences in our current status. While I had to reach out across the island, as I said, naked, to collect the dishes.
CFNM. Clothed female naked male.
"Yes." I held the plate off to one side - off my right hip by almost a foot - leaving her a clear view. Keeping her sweet seemed a wise option, since she had a track record of, well, making life uncomfortable.
"I'd prefer you wash them by hand."
"Of course," I smiled back at her, turning away to head for the sink. Cursing mentally.
You may also recall that it was washing dishes that got me into this mess in the first place. I'd been washing my own dishes, in my own house - when she'd let herself in, caught me naked and started taking pictures...and, well, the rest of the evening and night are spelled out in some detail in Simone Says...
Simone was perched on the counter now, beside where I was fishing one dish at a time out of the dishwasher and washing them in the hot soapy water. The dressing robe had rucked up a bit at the hem, showing most of her lovely shapely legs.
She was texting on her blackberry.
Texting had proven a huge source of problem-embarrassment for me the previous night. Simone and her small cadre of female friends sent lots of texts. Noting the frequent twitches of smiles tugging at the corners of her mouth - each of which seemed to tug my erection one way or another - I decided to be proactive. So to speak. "I wasn't serious, you know."
"I know." She didn't look up - kept smiling at whatever she was reading.