"It'll just be a half hour," Jill pleaded. "I just need to shop for a few things for the kids."
Half hour, my ass, thought Rob. After twelve years of marriage, he knew that there was no such thing as a quick half hour of shopping at the big box department store after getting dinner out for the night.
Moments seemed to turn into hours as they shuffled through clearance racks of kids' clothes. She grabbed a shirt here, and a pair of pants there.
"I think I'm all done here," she said. Thank God, Rob thought, that felt like half the day. "I just need to head over here to look at one more thing..."
Rob was deflated. He pushed the cart and followed her out of the kids' section, and over to lingerie. Fantastic, he thought: Bored, and now embarrassed. He hated even walking by the lingerie section, because it had a pretty predictable result – instant arousal. As long as he could remember, women's underwear had set off alarm bells throughout his body. Jill had learned over the years that throwing on a bra or panties that were just even the littlest bit sexy was a sure way to flip his switch.
So Rob was a little nervous as they went into the aisle. Jill picked up a pack of panties, and he pretended to be busy on his phone, hoping the whole time that he wouldn't notice anything, and that his erection could somehow be kept to a minimum.
"Hey, honey," she asked.
"Yeah," Rob said, without looking up.
"How do you think you'd like to feel up my pussy in these?" she quietly asked.
"What?" he asked, startled, and looked up at her. She tossed the three-pack of nylon, silky thongs into the cart, and sidled up next to him.
"My pussy. How would you like to rub my pussy through those panties?" she asked.
"Are you serious?" he replied.
"Oh, yes," she said. "I thought maybe we could freshen up my bra and panty drawer here a little bit tonight."
"Honey, I... this isn't cool, I'm gonna get..."
"Going to get hard?" she quietly asked. She looked nervously around, and then reached down and stroked his cock through his pants. "It looks like you already are."
"But, what if..."
"What if nothing?" she said. "I'm just shopping for some new underwear. I hope you can handle it!"
She casually walked toward a rack of matching bra and panty sets. She picked up a dark pink satin set. "What about this? What do you think of it?"
"I, uh, like it.." he trailed off.
"Like it a lot, or a little?" she asked. Closing closer, she said in a near whisper, "I bet you wish if I was wearing these, you could rub your cock up against them, don't you?"
"Yes," he croaked.
"Yeah, I could rub my ass right up against you. Maybe lay you down, and get on top of you, and rub my pussy right over your cock. I bet you could even feel my wetness sneaking through it..."
Rob could have been blown over with a whisper. He was starting to feel lightheaded. She checked the sizing and threw the set in the cart, and turned on her heel looking for what other trouble she could find. She settled upon a sheer bra hanging from another rack.
"Look at this one, sweety!" she said cheerfully. She passed it toward Rob. "Feel it honey."