You get home from the grocery store and I look up from my book, a bit surprised.
"Hey, Sarah. Just getting back? I thought you were only picking up some beers and cokes for our party tomorrow?"
"Yeah, that's all," you say "the, uh, the lines were long."
"Oh, ok ... that makes sense" I say, pretending to believe you. What you don't know is that, when taking out the trash, I found a box. This box, this very special box contained your new bullet vibrator and now, knowing that you have one, i have the upper hand. I wait for you to go to bed, and then find the bullet hidden in your drawer.
Just as I suspected, the remote that you keep in your pocket works on a standard radio frequency.
This means that it's the work of only a few minutes to put together another remote that should work just as well -- actually, better, because my remote will be able to override yours. My nocturnal efforts concluded, i snuggle back up to you and resume spooning -- you'll never know i was gone.
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By the next evening, our backyard party is in full swing. More than one person has commented to me that you look especially radiant tonight, and I cannot disagree. I don't know if it is the thought of your secret vibrator hidden up your pussy, or the feel of its as-yet-unpowered movements within you, or the (mistaken) belief that no one knows what you are up to but there is something that makes you glow with inner beauty and raw sex appeal. I know I'm not the only one who can feel it, and I notice more than a few jealous glances tossed my way by men who wish they were the ones who would be going home with you at the end of the evening.
As soon as dinner is over, you announce that it's time to have some fun and lead the way to the level part of the backyard we have cleared off as a dance floor.
"Gametime," I think to myself, "now my precious slut will learn what happens when she keeps her dirty secrets to herself!" Sure enough, after only a few minutes, I see your hand slip into your pocket and your dancing gains a new, wild intensity. Your breathing gets heavier each second -- anyone else would ascribe it to the exertion of your dance moves, but I know the truth; I know that it is the buzzing of your vibrator against your clit that is making you pant in the middle of the dance floor, secretly throbbing with pleasure in a crowd of our friends.