I spotted the ad on Craigslist, there was a photo and the machine looked pretty good. It was for a Harley, a three wheeler. It had saddlebags, all sorts of toys. I needed one of those like the proverbial hole in the head, no matter. One look at the photo and I was drooling.
I mentioned it to my wife Debra, and surprise! She didn't throw a fit at the idea, in fact, she seemed interested, wanting to know what I had planned. I told her we could go on rides, enjoy the sunshine and the wind blowing through our hair, have jealous people all looking at us.
OK. Anyone who has ever ridden one of those things knows that they... well... shake. Put the lady on behind and by the time you get to where you are going they tend to be all fussed up.
That is the theory, anyway.
The bad part was that the guy that owned the thing lived way down South, a few miles past the California border. He also wanted cash, none of this check or credit card B/S. That meant, go to the bank, draw out cash. Of course, being a small town, we can go to our bank and draw out a couple of grand, if you want 15 grand, we have to call them, they have it shipped in and we can then go pick it up days later.
Sure as hell, someone would buy the toy before I could get that done, drive down there.
Even worse, Debra could not go with me, she had to work at the clinic, plus she was pulling 4 hours in the evening in emergency to cover some staff vacations. The clinic she manages as the Doctor on staff is always short of people. I say the reason for that is, they are cheap so the Nurses and Doctors head for the big city where wages are a lot higher. Can't blame them for that, but it means my Debs is always pulling extra shifts.
But that put me in our new Dodge ram pickup, by myself, with a bit over $15,000.00 in cash with me. That worried Debra, she told me to be careful and I planned to be. But, I also hold a CWP, so I took my .45 Colt along with me, since there would be an overnight stay somewhere. Let's face it, a 700 mile round trip in one day was not something I was going to do comfortably at my age.
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I found the place easily, it was maybe 15 miles off of Interstate 5, there was a big wooden mailbox out front. A rather grizzled old farmer came out to meet me, the way he moved made it pretty clear why he didn't want to ride the trike any more. Hell, he was walking but that was about it.
A quick look, a short test drive, I bought the machine and we loaded it. He actually had a ramp, so I drove it right into the bed of my truck, lashed it down.
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Headed back up Interstate 5, I realized I needed to take a leak, there is a rest area right there past the border so I pulled in. Without all of that cash to worry about being gone, I did my business, came back out, not really paying much attention...
"Leave me alone, asshole!~" I heard a woman yell. Looking up, there was a young woman by the exit back to the freeway, a little blue car was pulled up, the door standing open. Some guy in his 30's or so was grabbing at her and she was putting up a struggle.
I started my truck, pulled up behind the little car and hit the horn. The guy turned and looked at me just as I was getting out. He got a mad look on his face, but then as I stepped sideways he saw the pistol in my hand. I didn't point it or anything, but his expression changed, he jumped into the little car and they took off.
"Are you OK?" I asked the young woman.
"Yeah. Those guys are jerks." She said. I noticed she had a scratch on her face and her hair was all messed up, it kind of looked like she had been in a fight.
"Do you know them?" I asked.
"No, not really. They gave me a ride, but they were messing with me. I told them I had to pee, so they stopped here. Then I was trying to get away, they were trying to get me back in the car when you showed up, so thanks!"
"No problem." I put my pistol back into my truck, getting ready to hit the road.
"Hey, mister? Can I get a ride?" She gave me a big smile.
Now, I am not in the habit of picking up hitch hikers, I looked at her thinking of telling her no, but she looked so small and vulnerable.
"Where are you headed?" I asked.
"Florence, over on the coast, my sister lives there."
"I am headed for Waldport." I told her.
"That's pretty close, hey, it sure would help, mister. It seems that everyone who gives me a ride wants to mess with me, but you look harmless." She gave another nice smile. She was probably right, my mostly silver hair and lined face does appear to be a bit grandfatherly. I come across as the nice old man that lives next door and mows other peoples lawns for them.
Yeah, I do that sometimes, too.
"What the hell, hop in. I could use some company, it's a long drive."
"Cool! Thanks, Gramps!" She climbed into the passenger seat, tucked her bag down on the floorboards. I got in and off we went.
The first thing she did was ask if she could change the channel on the radio, I listen mostly to talk shows. I nodded, on came some lord knows what I never heard before, she was hopping up and down, that was almost funny.
Some guy ranting in a sing song manner to someone else beating on a trash can is not my idea of music, but oh well.
We were running at about 70, I had the windows down part way and it was hot outside which at my age, I like. The girl was squirming, she seemed to be sweating.
"Man, it's hot out, isn't it?" She said at one point, fanning her face. I was actually perfectly comfortable, I could have turned on the air conditioning but to be honest, I didn't want to. The thing in my big Dodge blows cold, makes my feet hurt and I don't like it in my face, either.
We hadn't been talking much, I normally don't when driving, I like to keep my attention on the road. We must have covered 50 miles before I even thought to ask her name.
"It's Candy." She said.
"Really?"
"Well, actually it's Kathren, but Candy is what everyone called me way back and it stuck."
"I see. I'm Dan." I told her.
"That's a nice name. Hey, Dan? Do you mind if I change clothes?"
"No, do you want me to pull over at the next stop?"
"I can do it here, I have a top and some shorts in my bag." With that, she stripped the T-shirt up and off, undid her seat belt and wiggled out of her jeans, just like that.
That fast, I had a completely naked 19-20 year old female sitting in the seat next to me. I managed to keep the truck going straight, though. Now, being a normal male, I glanced over at her, she saw me do that and giggled.
"I ain't bashful." She laughed.
"Clearly." I told her, getting another laugh. She pulled out some white shorts, what there was of them, and did some wiggling. One surprise was the mass of brown pubic hair, it's rare to see women with any at all in today's world.
Even my Debra back home is bare, so am I in fact.
Candy did have breasts but there wasn't much there, what she did have are close to the largest jet black nipples I ever saw. She glanced over my way, caught me looking again.
"My tits are ugly, I think as soon as I get some money I will get me a boob job." She said.
"No, actually you are quite beautiful." Oddly her breasts reminded me of a tiny Vietnamese girl I saw dancing on stage way back when I was in the service. She had almost no breasts and her nipples were huge and jet black like that.
Now I found that erotic back then, and I found this situation erotic also. This young girl thought nothing of stripping naked in my truck, and she did not know me at all. She was sitting there, nude to the waist and making no move to put on her halter top.
"I hope you don't mind, I was too warm and the breeze feels really nice on my skin."
"I guess I don't if you don't." I told her. One thing, she had complained of being "messed" with, and if she was like this with others then I could understand why.
"Say, how old are you?" It suddenly pooped into my head that here was some old guy with a half naked underage girl in the front seat, get stopped by a cop and... well, you know. Handsome face on the front page of the local paper.
"I'm 19, I will be 20 next Monday." She gave me a smirk, having picked up on what I was thinking.
"Don't worry, mister, I am legal." She let out a big laugh at that.
So, for about 150 miles, we rode along with this 19 year old sitting topless in the seat next to me. I was thinking that when we got to Medford where I had a room reserved for the night, I could maybe be getting myself out of this situation.
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Candy had been sleeping, she woke up as I slowed and took the exit.
"Where are we?" She yawned and stretched.
"Medford, I spend the night here, then head on home in the morning."
"Oh, I thought we were going all the way to Florence?" She asked. Now of course I said Waldport, not Florence. While that is really not all that far on down the coast, I still didn't want to drive the extra miles very badly. Not even with this rather uninhibited female sitting next to me.
"I have to sleep, I can't drive that far." I told her.
"Ok. OK, then. Do you want me to just go back to hitching rides, or can I stay?"
"Stay? You mean, with me?"
"Sure, you look OK. Plus, I am really hungry, I haven't had anything since some waffles yesterday morning." She glanced at me hopefully.