Rachel called.
"Are you expecting a delivery driver today?"
"I am, in about an hour," I said.
"Can I come over?"
"Sure."
She showed up about ten minutes later. She wearing really tight yoga shorts, sneakers and a T-shirt, and was carrying a backpack.
"Hello stranger," she said, giving me a big kiss as she backed me in to the hallway. I let the door close.
"Hello yourself," I said, getting my hands under her shirt to find her wearing a bra. "So, to what do I owe the pleasure?"
"We haven't played together for a while, and I thought we could change that," she said.
"Uh huh," I said.
"Also I have a favor to ask."
"Uh huh."
We walked through to the living room and she put her bag down.
"You know we did a bunch of thongs last week, one with the delivery girl?"
"Yes?" I said, wondering exactly where this was going.
"Well, that thong sold well. But I've had a special request for me to do it again, but video it too. The guy's offering a lot of money, so I thought I'd talk to you first."
"So you're going to be a porn star? What did you have in mind?" I asked.
"I thought we could just recreate the delivery driver skit, and you video me doing it. Can you blank out his face, if you can see it in the video?"
"Sure, we can do that, and I can blank out his face. But it was a girl, I can't guarantee that."
"I didn't mention that in my write-up. Here, take a look."
She handed me her phone, and I read the text on the screen:
'This is the thong I wore when answering the door to a delivery driver wearing just this, stockings and high heels.'
"OK," I said, "so that's what we need to reproduce? Sounds easy enough."
"Perfect!" she said, pulling the T-shirt over her head. She turned around and I unhooked her bra, so she took that off too. She sat down on the sofa, undid her sneakers and took them, and her socks, off.
She stood up and pulled her shorts down, leaving her in just a black thong.
"I don't want anybody to recognize me, so can you just show my back?"
"Sure," I said, and went and got my digital video camera.
"I don't want to show anything to the camera," she said, "so only shoot my back."
"OK," I said.
She opened the bag and got out some clothes. She pulled on her stockings, and I helped her get them, and her thong, all perfectly lined up. Then she put on the high heeled shoes.
"Did you bring the choker?" I asked. "I like the look of that on you."
She nodded, and got the black ribbon out of the bag and put it on. Lastly, she dug out a black bob wig. She went into the bathroom and put it on in front of the mirror, tucking her brown hair up underneath it.
"How do I look?" she asked, coming out of the bathroom.
I thought she looked great, and I told her that. She came and stood in front of me.
"Slap my tits," she said, and I reached out and slapped them a couple of times. Pretty hard, but not as hard as she liked. I tweaked her nipples, and was playing with her tits when I heard a diesel truck in the parking lot. I went and looked out of the window, then said "they're here. If you want to get it, now's the time."
I picked up the camera, and started shooting. There was a knock on the door.
"Goddamn it, hang on, I'm coming!" she called, and I followed her - she put her arm over her chest and ran to the door. I stood in the hallway where I could video her without being seen.
The older delivery guy was surprised to see her, but not shocked. I guess they see this sort of thing from time to time. He handed her the package, then stood there with the pen waiting for the signature, smiling at her.
She played all flustered for a while, then let go of her chest and grabbed the pen, signing for the package.