There standing before me was a pole I was eager to press between my thighs. I had practice this technique for three months with the assistance of a girl I met at a health and fitness club a few blocks from my condo.
A petite five foot two inched blonde, Veronica has a habit of wearing her pants so tight that she has earned the nickname of "Camel" short for camel toe.
Veronica is a clinical psychologist with a PhD. I was surprised to see someone who monitors the behavior of others so adventurous. Three days a week she lets her hair down and dances at a gentleman's club for a walk on the wild side. And the pay she earns is nice too.
She invited me to dance one night when the club held its open stage night. Once a week they dared Amateurs and wannabes to get up on stage and shake their money makers. On this particular night Nicole and I decided to join Veronica for a night of fun and gentlemen attention. What Nicole didn't know was that I would be joining Veronica for the evening of striping and pole dancing. It wasn't until I joined Veronica in the dressing room to prepare for the show that Nicole found out. I couldn't tell Nicole because I know she would feel the need to join us on stage.
Veronica asked for a moment alone with Nicole to discuss something with her.
I said. "Sure." and left the two women to talk.
I waited nervously by the bar while they talked about the night's events. The bartender offered me a drink to try and calm my nerves.
"Do you want to talk about it?" She asked. "You look like you're shaking in your boots!"
"I'm going to be riding the pole at the club tonight, and my girlfriend is with Veronica who's telling her about my debut."
"Boom chicka wah wah," Was the unexpected response the bartender gave me. Followed by a "Really?"
"What does that mean?" I asked.
"Well, you just don't look like the dancer type," She said.
"And what kind of girl do you think I am?" I asked.