My, you're a tall drink of water. Do you mind telling me what's on your menu for tonight?
Yes, I like meat. I haven't had really good meat...hmmm...actually, I haven't had any meat at all...in such a long time. I'm craving it tonight. No, not rare. It has been rare for much too long. And good veggies. I like variety with one prime loin. And it doesn't have to necessarily be a smaller piece of meat. I'm rather ravenous this evening.
Do I look 5'4"? I suppose sitting at your table he would not be able to tell. Him? Oh, my blind date. He chose your restaurant for our first meet -- I guess he's doing rather well; this is a very nice place, very intimate. Maybe if I scoot away from the table a little bit he'll see me.
No, no cocktails, thank you. I don't drink. But he might, a little. I love a man who smells like a good night out, and Paul Sebastian cologne. Yum. Really turns me on.
Sir! Are you looking at my legs or staring up my skirt? Do I need to call the manager? Because you're gawking.... Ohhhhh. , it's my black lace crotchless panties. Aren't they lovely? Do you like the hose and garters, too? I thought so. I chose this slit skirt for his viewing pleasure. I really hoped he might enjoy them. I want him to have easy access to my exceptionally wet cunt. See... I'm also wearing this matching open-cup bra. Well, stand right there in front of me and I'll unbutton my blouse a little. I love the way my bare nipples feel against this silk. No, I don't mind. You may touch. I believe titties should be readily available, don't you?
We were supposed to meet right here, at this table. I told him to look for a blonde, passionate woman with bedroom eyes and a killer smile.
Yes, we met online. He's so funny and witty. Articulate and intelligent. He told me he's over 5'll", almost retired...or did he say he is retired? ... a little overweight, like me. Do you think extra weight gets in the way of great sex? Well, sometimes, maybe. I'm going to the gym again, and someone is helping me lose this weight. No, just 30 pounds. It took a while to put it on, and it will take a while to get it off. But I am focused.
Hmmmmm. Well, I guess he's chickened out. It's tough to be left alone here.
But I digress. You're not the bartender. You have work to do.
The meat? Yes, a nice piece, please. Something tender and juicy. I probably will be unable to take it all in at first, because -- well...you know-- it's been such a long time. I'll have to go slowly, and even allow myself a little patience and understanding. Just place it on the table for me to savor...and pick at...and lick my fingers. Is licking allowed here? I have a right to enjoy something of which I have been deprived -- don't you think?
...four hours later
Okay...gee. So, you're not the waiter and you didn't get flashed. You made the date but forgot the name of the restaurant. Just my luck, huh? And you know, I never did get that piece of meat...not even the veggies.
After I waited for about fifteen minutes, the maitre'd came to my table to apologize. He said my waiter had run out the back door screaming something about going home to take care of personal business -- and he was running like his balls were on fire. Maybe they were.