Here's a little Nude Day Contest tidbit for you. Readers of my other stories will notice a few familiar characters here and there. I hope you enjoy it!
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"So, here's the thing." Amy steepled her fingers before her on the desk and leaned toward me, looking and acting with a detachment I found scary. Then and there I decided I wouldn't take the job if it meant she was going to be there every day; her hair, pulled severely back, gave her the look of a vulture. I tried to keep my smile pasted on. "It's been explained to you what we cater to. Our customers like butts."
"I know." I hoped I sounded charming. I needed a job. It didn't have to be this one, but no way would I find better money than I could make here. My friend Brittany had told me all about the tips. Five or six months here and maybe I could finish my damn degree. "I'm fine with that."
"Good," the woman murmured. She arched an eyebrow. "I'll just lay it all out for you. The Health Department mandates you cover all posterior skin for indoor dining establishments. Our own corporate policy mandates at least ninety percent visibility of each cheek, as approved by your manager." She smiled thinly, letting it sink in. "There are a lot of ways to bridge the gap between those requirements, and as long as you wear the assigned tanktop or shirt, you can figure out the lower half yourself."
"Mm hmm." The other person at the table was the hiring manager, who'd done nothing but stare at my body since I'd arrived. It bothered me, but not much; I never really mind showing off, and the whole point of the job was to let men stare at my ass. "She'll do fine, Dr Bishop," he leered.
Something had struck me. "Indoor? What's the difference?"
Amy shrugged. "I don't know. Ask a lawyer. It has something to do with the annual Beach Bash, and the fact that all the food service is done there by women in swimsuits?" She didn't seem to care much.
But the man did. "Our original location on the South Side has a patio." He nodded knowingly. "In the summer, we can set up an outdoor food-prep area and..." He smiled like a man dreaming of heaven. "Well. The normal dress code doesn't really apply out there."
"Any other questions?" Amy, apparently some sort of doctor, acted like she hadn't even heard him.
I hesitated. I didn't want to appear prudish: I'm not, and this wasn't the kind of job I'd get if I seemed to be. But Brittany had been vague about some of the details, and I figured I should get them figured out before I signed on the dotted line. "I'm curious," I began, "about touchy customers."
A vigorous nod from the woman, a Hannibal Lecter glance from the man. "It's a problem," she admitted, "but we're zero-tolerance, and we print that prominently on the menu. No touching. We're not a strip club, not even close."
"Not even close," the man parroted.
"So no. The last thing our employees need is a handprint made of Hot Stuffed-Bra Wing Sauce on their butts." She smiled, apparently intending that to be funny, but I was nodding.
"Good. And pics?"
"Pics?" She cocked her head.
"Pics. Like, customers taking pics of us." I looked back and forth between the man, who looked like the kind of guy who had an awful lot of pics of the employees, say, on a hard drive, and the woman. For her part, she didn't seem able to comprehend my question. "They're allowed to?"
"Of course." She took a sip of her sparkling water. "We maintain a robust social media presence, and a lot of that is content posted by our customers." She shrugged. "If that's a problem, then Cheeks probably isn't the kind of place..."
"No! Oh, god no!" The last thing I needed was for her brain to complete that sentence. "No, I'm fine with it. God knows, the internet is already chock-full of pictures of my butt." I giggled; it was a joke, but not by much. I saw the man make a mental note. "I just wanted to know what the expectations are. Like, if customers want me to pose for them."
"Oh!" She smiled now, more pleasantly than before, and spread her hands on the desk. "No, you should feel free to go only as far as you're comfortable with, for any customer request." She nodded to herself. "We insist that everyone in our organization should feel safe and respected at all times. Isn't that right, Ben?"
"I hold all you girls in the highest possible regard," he nodded, his eyes squarely on my tits. I wondered, for a wild second, whether he'd just whip it out and start masturbating right there. I was vaguely impressed he'd made it
this
long; the very first thing they'd had me do when I walked in was to drop my pants and show my butt, with the emphatic insistence that I didn't
have
to do it. Left unsaid, of course, was that I'd never be hired if I refused, so I'd spun on my heel and mooned them with what I hoped was a certain degree of sass.
I certainly wasn't worried about how I looked. Brittany made huge money here, and I had a far better ass than she did. And I could tell when I turned around that Ben agreed with that.
The woman nodded at her notes, glanced over at the man, and smiled thinly. "There are opportunities too, in some of our other businesses, for our more motivated employees."
"Other businesses?"
"We have a chiropractic clinic, a fitness center, and a retail web presence, all based on the South Side." She pushed her glasses up her nose, then nodded at me. "I think you'll do fine, Lisa," she finished, stacking her papers in front of her. "Welcome to Cheeks & Company Bar and Grille."
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I celebrated that night with Tony, the two of us getting thoroughly sweaty at a college club down by the beach and then heading back to his place after midnight, walking the few blocks with my head on his shoulder and his hand tight on my ribcage. "I'm telling you, I'm fine with it," he insisted.
"I don't want you to be fine with it," I pouted, sticking my lower lip out. "Tony, I'm going to be working at the sleaziest and most sexist restaurant in the area, wagging my ass for every random pervert who comes in for cheap chicken wings and microwaved jalapeno poppers. I don't want you to be happy I'm showing my ass."
"Aren't you? Happy?"
"Well, yeah," I shrugged. He smelled good, all sweaty. "The money's going to be massive, and I'm not shy about my ass."
"Good." His hand drifted down to squeeze my cheek. "I think of it this way: your ass is a national resource that deserves to be enjoyed by all. Especially if it makes you mad money." He chuckled. "I know who you're coming home to, hon."
I did, too, stumbling into his apartment and barely kicking the door closed before I maneuvered myself into his arms and his mouth, his tongue tasting like rum. He was everything I always liked: big and hairy and strong, with a wispy collegiate beard that left red scratches on my thighs when he ate me out. It occurred to me that that might be a handicap in my new job. "Mmm," I breathed into his mouth as our lips dueled to the rising sound of sliding tongues in a saliva broth. I backed off, the spit glazing my chin. "Wanna fuck?"
He answered with narrowed eyes and a hard, proprietary thrust of his hips, driving his erection against my body. I gasped; it always amazed me how quickly I could get him hard. "Guess so," I murmured thickly. My hand dropped down between us, working at his belt buckle while he reached around me to shove my shorts over my ass. Jesus, he was going to take me right here by the front door! I was panting already. I felt my thumbnail chip as I clawed for his belt. "Give me that dick."
"What dick?" He was hot and moist in my ear, my shorts around my knees now and still migrating south. He did this a lot, drama major that he was: Tony was addicted to the grand entrance, the big cue. He waited, his teeth grating against my earring, until my fingers found their way into the humid hairy space between his belly and his cock and closed around that thick, meaty shaft I was addicted to. His chest hummed against me as he laughed grimly. "Oh.
That
dick."
"My dick," I whispered into his neck, already moving my hand up and down along his trembling veins and ridges. His tongue was back around my lips now. I squeezed him hard and felt him grunt into my mouth. "Mine." I got an ankle free at last and lifted my foot up his calf, feeling fingers questing around my ass, toward my pussy. Our bodies were already surging together in perfect rhythm, his hand finding my drooling vag and digging in.
He knew me so well. This was going to be a killer orgasm.
We paused for breath, our foreheads touching while our fingers played with each others' bodies. I know what he saw: my cheeks all red, my dark eyes wide and inky, my full lips slack. Breath tearing out of me. I needed him to plug me, and my frantically moving pussy told him so; I was rubbing my body along his, still working at his cock, grinding us both into a hot frenzy. Sometimes Tony could make me cum just this way, by friction and sweat and spit.
But tonight I wanted cock, wedged firmly into my pussy.
He wrenched his fingers out, his tongue still thrusting into me like his dick would soon, and I heard my top stretch as he forced his hand up under its tight fabric, up my side, mauling my tit through the bra. I was looking at the ceiling all of a sudden, the cracks in the paint up there swimming suddenly in a preorgasmic haze as I arched into him, my bra straps digging mercilessly into back and shoulders when he shoved the cup up and over my nipple.
Fuck. He was working that nipple, suddenly, like he was tuning an old-school radio, the rest of my tit a firm warm handful for his sweaty palm. I tore my tongue from his mouth, my body singing, and forced his head around until I could grate into his ear. "Put it in me, Tony, you sick fuck."