Here's a little Nude Day Contest tidbit for you. Readers of my other stories will notice a few familiar characters here and there. I hope you enjoy it!
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"So, here's the thing." Amy steepled her fingers before her on the desk and leaned toward me, looking and acting with a detachment I found scary. Then and there I decided I wouldn't take the job if it meant she was going to be there every day; her hair, pulled severely back, gave her the look of a vulture. I tried to keep my smile pasted on. "It's been explained to you what we cater to. Our customers like butts."
"I know." I hoped I sounded charming. I needed a job. It didn't have to be this one, but no way would I find better money than I could make here. My friend Brittany had told me all about the tips. Five or six months here and maybe I could finish my damn degree. "I'm fine with that."
"Good," the woman murmured. She arched an eyebrow. "I'll just lay it all out for you. The Health Department mandates you cover all posterior skin for indoor dining establishments. Our own corporate policy mandates at least ninety percent visibility of each cheek, as approved by your manager." She smiled thinly, letting it sink in. "There are a lot of ways to bridge the gap between those requirements, and as long as you wear the assigned tanktop or shirt, you can figure out the lower half yourself."
"Mm hmm." The other person at the table was the hiring manager, who'd done nothing but stare at my body since I'd arrived. It bothered me, but not much; I never really mind showing off, and the whole point of the job was to let men stare at my ass. "She'll do fine, Dr Bishop," he leered.
Something had struck me. "Indoor? What's the difference?"
Amy shrugged. "I don't know. Ask a lawyer. It has something to do with the annual Beach Bash, and the fact that all the food service is done there by women in swimsuits?" She didn't seem to care much.
But the man did. "Our original location on the South Side has a patio." He nodded knowingly. "In the summer, we can set up an outdoor food-prep area and..." He smiled like a man dreaming of heaven. "Well. The normal dress code doesn't really apply out there."
"Any other questions?" Amy, apparently some sort of doctor, acted like she hadn't even heard him.
I hesitated. I didn't want to appear prudish: I'm not, and this wasn't the kind of job I'd get if I seemed to be. But Brittany had been vague about some of the details, and I figured I should get them figured out before I signed on the dotted line. "I'm curious," I began, "about touchy customers."
A vigorous nod from the woman, a Hannibal Lecter glance from the man. "It's a problem," she admitted, "but we're zero-tolerance, and we print that prominently on the menu. No touching. We're not a strip club, not even close."
"Not even close," the man parroted.
"So no. The last thing our employees need is a handprint made of Hot Stuffed-Bra Wing Sauce on their butts." She smiled, apparently intending that to be funny, but I was nodding.
"Good. And pics?"
"Pics?" She cocked her head.
"Pics. Like, customers taking pics of us." I looked back and forth between the man, who looked like the kind of guy who had an awful lot of pics of the employees, say, on a hard drive, and the woman. For her part, she didn't seem able to comprehend my question. "They're allowed to?"
"Of course." She took a sip of her sparkling water. "We maintain a robust social media presence, and a lot of that is content posted by our customers." She shrugged. "If that's a problem, then Cheeks probably isn't the kind of place..."
"No! Oh, god no!" The last thing I needed was for her brain to complete that sentence. "No, I'm fine with it. God knows, the internet is already chock-full of pictures of my butt." I giggled; it was a joke, but not by much. I saw the man make a mental note. "I just wanted to know what the expectations are. Like, if customers want me to pose for them."
"Oh!" She smiled now, more pleasantly than before, and spread her hands on the desk. "No, you should feel free to go only as far as you're comfortable with, for any customer request." She nodded to herself. "We insist that everyone in our organization should feel safe and respected at all times. Isn't that right, Ben?"
"I hold all you girls in the highest possible regard," he nodded, his eyes squarely on my tits. I wondered, for a wild second, whether he'd just whip it out and start masturbating right there. I was vaguely impressed he'd made it
this
long; the very first thing they'd had me do when I walked in was to drop my pants and show my butt, with the emphatic insistence that I didn't
have
to do it. Left unsaid, of course, was that I'd never be hired if I refused, so I'd spun on my heel and mooned them with what I hoped was a certain degree of sass.
I certainly wasn't worried about how I looked. Brittany made huge money here, and I had a far better ass than she did. And I could tell when I turned around that Ben agreed with that.
The woman nodded at her notes, glanced over at the man, and smiled thinly. "There are opportunities too, in some of our other businesses, for our more motivated employees."
"Other businesses?"
"We have a chiropractic clinic, a fitness center, and a retail web presence, all based on the South Side." She pushed her glasses up her nose, then nodded at me. "I think you'll do fine, Lisa," she finished, stacking her papers in front of her. "Welcome to Cheeks & Company Bar and Grille."
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