Party Hall Pass
We are getting ready for a party. One of Laurie's work mates is having everyone over for a Saturday night bash. He is single, so no kids.
Laurie on the other hand had gotten her IUD pulled three weeks ago, and according to the thermometer today could be the day. So, first I had to fill her up (for the third time today.) I could always tell when she was in her fertile time even with the IUD because she got really horny and I had to be on tap. But finally, we are getting ready. Party started at 7 it is almost 8.
"I want to wear this dress." I looked over. It was her "Fuck Me" dress. White, semi-transparent in the right light. Tight, so tight that she could not wear a bra or panties, or they would totally distort the lines. The space age fabric was designed to provide the required supports. It was by a local designer and designed specifically for her. Her first big purchase after graduating from university. I grinned, I am getting laid tonight. (Not exactly news to me.) She slips into it.
"OK", not that I actually have a say. If I had said no, she would have done it anyway, and actually I did not object, she looked a real killer in this dress. I walk over and she turns around so I can do up the zipper. When we first got married about 5 years ago, she could just barely manage by herself. Now, her breasts are a bit larger than her normal 34D, and she had added a bit around the waist. Once we have a kid, the dress will be toast, so this might be her last chance to wear it.
I start pulling the zipper up. "Breathe out." She exhales as much as she can and I manage to get the zip all the way up. She steps away and does a slow twirl. The tight dress shapes her body, pushing her breasts up and any excess along with them. A tight corset is loose in comparison.
"How do I look?"
"Every man who sees you is going to want to fuck you on the spot." The square neck shows off the tops of her breasts. Just below you could see the nipples as slightly darker spots in the fabric. If she gets turned on, they will jump out and grab you. I scanned down, the skirt ends about 3 inches above her knees. Long enough that if she bends over it will not be obvious that she had no underwear on. However, if she stands in front of a light that illusion goes away. I am getting an erection just looking at her in that dress.
"Oh! I can see it is working already." She grins and steps forward to stroke my erection.
"Oh, no, we are already late for the party and if I fuck you again, we will need 30 minutes to get you cleaned up before we can go." She pouts, then smiles.
She turns around and slips on a pair of 2" heel pumps. At 5'9" she does not really need the heels, but she said they made her feel sexy. "OK, hold that thought for later."
In the car Laurie enters the address she had been given and Google tells us 25 minutes. We start off. At a light part way there I look over and asked myself how in hell did I land such a gorgeous woman for my wife. She looks back and grins.
"What?"
"Just wondering how did I manage to land such a wonderful man as my husband." I grin back and the car behind me honks his horn, the light has changed.
The house is a mansion. Huge. And for a Batchelor. Laurie looks at me. "Family money. His dad made millions on a startup that became a unicorn, and they sold it for $2.4 billion. I know they had a bunch of investors and he only got about 20% of the money, but still a HUGE amount. He doesn't really need to work, but he says he likes it. They have professional money managers to take care of the money."
We ring the bell, and are greeted by her work mate Bob. He shows us around and makes sure we have drinks and food. Then he heads off to talk to other guests. As far as I could see Bob was the only one that I had ever met. Then Laurie spots a couple of the women from her office and we go over to talk to them, I am told I had met one of them before, but I do not remember her. The conversation rapidly went where I was not interested, and after a bit, I drifted off. I found a group of guys talking football, not my favorite topic but one where I could at least appear interested and somewhat knowledgeable.
Later, I look at my watch, it is coming up to 11 and I need another drink, I had switched to sodas after the first one, as I am the designated driver, and Laurie the designated drinker. I found the bar, and got a coke. Bob was about 6 feet from me talking to a guy. They were not looking my way, I followed their gaze out the window and there was Laurie, backlit by a yard light. She might as well have been nude.
"I bet I could tap that." The other guy said. "She is hot to go, and I swear no underwear."
"I doubt it, she is devoted to her husband, and he is around here somewhere."
"Well don't warn him. I am going to go and fuck her right now."
Bob looked around and spotted me. "I didn't warn him, you did. Jerry, meet Tom, her husband."
I nodded and toasted my drink toward him.
Jerry looked at me. "You're the husband? Shit, what did she see in you?"
So, my first impression of Jerry was that he was an asshole.
"So, are you going to watch me fuck your wife? I have the biggest dick you have ever seen; she is going to drool over it."
Oh, shit, the one thing that a Laurie has missed out on was fucking a really big dick. It is on her bucket list. I have no idea what to respond, so I don't. And, she is in her fertile window, so she is horny as hell.
Jerry turns around and heads for the door. Bob and I followed. Jerry walks out to the group Laurie is talking with. She was slightly slurring her words, and swaying a bit as she stands there, clearly drunk. Jerry takes her hand, kisses it and says "Hi, I am Jerry. How would you like to fuck the biggest dick you have ever seen?"
She pulled back her hand, stepped back a pace. "That is a really lousy pick-up line. Besides, my husband, has the biggest dick I have seen." She looked over at me. "Did you put him up to this?"
"No, I just happened to be in hearing range when he told Bob that he was going to fuck you. So, I followed him out."
She looked back at Jerry. "Extraordinary claims, need extraordinary evidence. Prove you have the biggest dick I have ever seen." This conversation is starting to draw a crowd. A couple of gasps came from the audience. Not good news, it seems that some of them had seen it before.
Jerry reaches down unzips his trousers, unbuttons them and lets them fall. Then he reaches inside his boxers where his erection was quite visible and pulled out the biggest cock I had ever seen. I am 7 inches, he had to be 10, maybe more, and fat. Much bigger around than I am. "How's that? Ain't this the biggest most glorious cock you have ever seen?" He is loud, attracting more people to his audience.
Laurie puts her hand to her mouth. She sucks in a deep breath. She looks at me, she looks at him. At that point, I knew she was going to ask for her hall pass. She held out her hand to me. I stepped over and took it. "What should I do, he is truly the biggest I have ever seen, maybe too big." Excitement is sobering her up. Her nipples are tenting her dress. A mean feat considering how tight it is. She hands me her drink.
When we got married, she had mentioned that she really wanted to try a really big cock, and said we should have a hall pass system. Either one of us could ask for a pass, but who ever asked had to justify it, and a maximum of one a year. The other party could say no, but had to have a good reason. In our first five years neither of us had asked for a hall pass.