NOTES: This is a light, breezy, stand-alone Christmas story featuring my recurring "Oz Beach Boy" character, Matt: a muscular, extremely well-hung, 25-year-old exhibitionist. This story features CFNM, forced public male stripping, female-of-male body worship, and performative masturbation. There is no sexual intercourse. All characters are over eighteen. This is a work of complete fiction.
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It was a hot, sunny Christmas Day in Sydney, Australia. I was being chased up Bondi Beach by ten Dutch girls who wanted my underpants.
My Christmas season this year had been a decidedly hectic and hotly sexual one, and my Christmas Day was panning out in the exact same profoundly bizarre way.
My just completed three-week stint of volunteering duties at The Neil Hamilton Fairley Hospital not far from my home had been a surprisingly and mind-blowingly raunchy one.
Though I was there to help out with tea and coffee rounds, assist in the hanging of Christmas decorations, and various other duties, I'd soon become involved in all manner of wonderfully debauched and wholly inappropriate sexual behaviour. [See Stories: "Oz Beach Boy's Xmas Hospital Strip", "Oz Beach Boy Fulfils Xmas Wish" and "Oz Beach Boy's Xmas Foursome"]
Though not officially diagnosed, I'm a raging sex addict. I'm a 25-year-old narcissistic Aussie male exhibitionist who loves getting nude, preferably with women watching me.
I spend hours training to get my body as ripped and muscular as I possibly can. Though partially for health and fitness purposes, my workout regime is principally designed to attract female attention.
I like to show off and put myself in potentially sexy situations whenever I can, particularly around Sydney's many beaches and secluded coastal bays. I've enjoyed a lot of sordid sex and many kinky hook-ups, but I wasn't expecting any of that to happen at The Neil Hamilton Fairley Hospital.
Though I was there for the right reasons, I received a lot of female attention due to the fact that I had to perform all of my volunteer duties while dressed in a ridiculous Christmas outfit. A casual, Australian-style interpretation of a Santa suit, my absurd get-up consisted of a pair of baggy red satin shorts; a red, button-up, short-sleeved satin shirt illustrated with a large Santa belt and buttons; a red Santa hat; and a pair of ankle-high black rubber boots. I looked, to say the least, rather silly.
When I checked in with fifty-something volunteer coordinator Faye Papadakis to wrap up my volunteering stint on the early afternoon of Christmas Eve, the funny, entertainingly teasing mother-of-four shook her head and laughed.
Of Greek heritage, the short, curvy, bleach-blonde Faye Papadakis was always flirting with me and crossing the line while we worked together. There was nothing sexual going on between us, but the very funny older woman seemed to find much entertainment in embarrassing me and putting me on the spot.
"Matt, I need to take your temperature," Faye once smiled while holding up a thermometer. "And this isn't going in your mouth."
I love that kind of talk and banter, so I happily and laughingly brushed it off, not letting on how much it actually aroused me. I have slightly submissive tendencies, and I love being objectified and mildly humiliated by women, so Faye's naughty chatter was a real pleasure.
I don't like to mess with married women though (it's one of my few "rules" when it comes to my sordid sex life), so even if she'd propositioned me, I wouldn't have partied with Faye...but I'm sure she would have been a great mature-age fuck.
"Matt, Matt, Matt...you will be missed, young man," Faye giggled. "You've made quite an impression on the women around here."
"Oh, right...wow...that's nice," I smiled, instantly concerned about how much Faye actually knew with regards to the sleazy behaviour I'd been engaging in while at the hospital.
"Well, I've got good news and I've got bad news for you," Faye smiled awkwardly. "The good news is that considering what's been happening to you while wearing your Santa suit, you are welcome to keep it as a memento of your time here at The Neil Hamilton Fairley Hospital."
"Terrific," I laughed. "It looks a bit silly, but I've grown quite attached to it. I'll wear it around on Christmas Day!"
"Okay, the bad news," Faye frowned, "is that I have to ask you not to sign on with us to volunteer again next year."
"Oh," I grimaced, instantly forlorn. "Is there a problem? Is there something wrong? I've really enjoyed volunteering here."
"I know, Matt," Faye smiled. "And I've really enjoyed having you here...for lots of reasons. I've had a lot of fun at your expense. I like talking about your willy and all the rest of it, so I know this is very hypocritical...but I've heard about some of the things you've been doing here, Matt. I know what you've been up to, and it's just a bit too naughty, I'm afraid...even for me. So, unfortunately, your volunteering duties here at The Neil Hamilton Fairley Hospital have come to a permanent end."
"Okay...I would have loved to come back next year," I said quietly. "I'm really sorry, Faye. I just can't behave myself...there's no excuse. I've got problems. I totally understand. It's been great though. I've really enjoyed working with you, Faye."
"Please don't feel too bad, Matt...I really have appreciated all of the effort you've put in, and all of the help you've given me this year," Faye smiled. "You've brought a lot of joy to the patients too...and a little bit
too
much joy to some of them, in fact. I really do thank you, Matt...but that's going to be it for us. I'm very, very sorry."
As I turned to leave, Faye giggled, and then left me with a typically embarrassing, utterly hilarious comment that served as the perfect farewell, even though I'd just been effectively cancelled for my inappropriate sexual behaviour at the hospital.
"Matt, if it's any consolation," Faye howled, "I went home and masturbated every evening after working with you. And I tell you, what I fantasised about was far filthier than anything you got up to here! Goodbye, my love! I won't forget you anytime soon."
Amused, but hugely disappointed and angry with myself, I left The Neil Hamilton Fairley Hospital with a heavy heart, but an obvious acceptance that I'd been getting up to way too much below-the-belt mischief while there. Faye Papadakis had no choice but to let me go and gently but firmly warn me away.
I just had no self-control. I cursed my constant inability to resist any kind of sexual temptation. I did, however, have an amazing time while volunteering at the hospital, and deep down, I didn't really have any regrets.
I'd enjoyed everything I'd done there. I'd generated enough masturbation material to last for the rest of my life. I'd also provided a little happiness over Christmas for some other people. I was disappointed but I slowly came to terms with the situation.
By the time Christmas morning came around, I'd cheered up substantially, and was further energised by my traditional Christmas Day catch-up with my best friend, confidante, and one-time foster sister Darby Hamilton.
24-year-old Darby and I had gone through hell as teenagers while in the foster "care" of Stewart and Sharon Whittington, without question two of the most awful and utterly repugnant human beings I'd ever met in my entire life. They were truly hateful individuals.
The only positive to come out of our time with Stewart and Sharon was that Darby and I forged an extraordinary bond of friendship that would likely remain unbreakable for the rest of our lives. We looked out for each other and had a lot of laughs too. Darby was a great girl, and I loved her.
With neither of us obviously having any real family to speak of, Darby traditionally invites me over every year to her house on Christmas Day, which is always a lot of fun. Darby is a lesbian, and she has a colourful crew of sexually diverse friends.
Most of Darby's pals are female, with some bisexual, some lesbians, and a few straight. There are a couple of cool, older gay guys in her group too. Most of Darby's friends have major issues with their families, so Christmas at her place is almost like something of a refuge.
The wholly understanding and non-judgemental Darby Hamilton knows all about my adventurous and often kinky sex life, which she often finds shocking, hilarious and slightly disturbing. It is a frequent cause of concern for her.
"You need help, Matt," Darby usually frowns with genuine sympathy after I detail my latest sordid experience. "You really do...you should see a professional."
Darby also knows about my love of getting naked, so most years on Christmas, I end up stripped down to my underwear or at least bare-chested for her friends' amusement and entertainment. Darby usually just sighs with indifference at the sight of my nude body, which she is now more than familiar with.
"I still don't know how you can actually walk around with that thing between your legs," Darby sighs of my huge penis. "And I don't know how any woman could want that thing inside her!"
After we'd had a few relaxed drinks and enjoyed a tasty Christmas lunch together outside in the dappled shade of the tree-lined backyard, the slightly tipsy Darby started to get a little cheeky and naughty with me, as she often did.
"Hey, Matt, what does it say on those kinky knickers you bought this year?" Darby giggled. "Santa's Sack? Is that right?"
"Yes, that's right, Darby," I smiled. "I bought them from that excellent adult store Intimus...where you buy all your vibrators, dildos and sex toys."
There was a loud chorus of laughs from everybody at our naughty jokes, and then one of Darby's bisexual friends -- the cheeky, funny and very attractive Leticia -- gave me a decidedly dirty smile and pointed right at my crotch.