My girlfriend, Pam, works at a Ford car dealership selling used cars. True, there aren't too may women doing that, but that's what she does. We have been together for a few months so sex is still a pretty hot item on our list of things to do with each other. We have gotten over the rip-your-clothes-off-and-fuck part of our relationship, and have progressed to the more exotic. We both like to have sex with the possibility of being caught or in unusual places. It adds to the excitement of it for the both of us. We have had a few screaming orgasms in a few unusual places, but nothing out of the ordinary. The usual places; in a park, on the back seat of a city bus, a quickie in a waterbed store just before it closed (not too many people around and the staff is busy getting ready to close), and in the changing room at a department store. She had a passion for trying sex in a hot sports car, but neither one of us had one and the dealership where she worked, well, how hot can a Ford get? They quit selling the Pantera years ago.
It was just getting dark when I got home one evening when the phone rang. It was Pam. "I'm really getting horny." she breathed into the phone.
"I guess I will have to take care of that problem as soon as you get home." My answer was a little nonchalant, but what the hell was I supposed to do for her now? I couldn't exactly drive over to the dealership and screw her in her glass walled sales office.
"That won't be for hours!" (She worked evenings this week.) It sounded like she was pouting, but it also sounded like she had something in mind.
My brain finally engaged, "Somehow I suspect that you have something else in mind a little sooner."
"Well, gee now that you mention it, we just got this hot year old Nissan 300ZX on the lot today. It has you fucking me in the back seat written all over it." she purred. "It's silver with a sexy black leather interior. It's low, it's fast, it has dark tinted windows, and it has this itsy bitsy back seat that could only have been meant for fucking. Anyway, you sure as hell couldn't ride back there unless you were a midget."
"That's a missile! A regular pussy machine. What kind of idiot would trade that in on a Ford?"
"Who cares, we get idiots in here every day. Wanna come down here for a test drive Mr. Customer? We could test that back seat."
"Does it need testing?"
"Oh, it needs it bad. How could I sell a car if I didn't know all about it? Some rich teenager's daddy might want to buy it for him, and the teenager might want to know all about the back seat. He just might ask if he would have enough room to bang his dates back there. I need to be able to give him an honest answer after all."
I got the drift of this. She was getting very hot and I was supposed to come in and play customer and ask to take a test drive in it. I would of course ask for her and say that we had talked on the phone. "Well, I don't know. What do you have on?"
"Clothes! Do you think I do this job naked?"
"What kinda clothes?"
She caught on right away. The purring started again and she said in a soft and sexy voice, "My tight, short, black leather skirt with the zipper on the side. You know, that one you like to see me slide my ass out of. The one you say shows off my legs. My white thong undies, probably getting very wet, no pantyhose - it's too hot for them - nice three inch heels, the ones you call my fuck me pumps, my lace black bra holding in two very hard nipples, and that low cut black blouse with just a few front buttons that you like that shows a lot of cleavage. Interested in a car ride with me?"
"I dunno, you getting wet thinking about it?"
There was a pause. Then she said, "Yea, really wet. Can you step on it?" She was getting very excited and impatient.
"Did you check?"
"Yea, now can you get you ass down here so we can go for a test drive? I want you to fuck me in that car soooooooo bad!"
I could tell she was squirming in her chair. "You trying to tell me that you would look good in the back seat of that car?"
"No, I'm telling you I would love to come all over the back seat of that car! I'm about to come all over this chair while I talk to you about it!"
"Have you got a finger in your panties playing with your clit?"
"No, but I am about to if you don't hurry."
Oh, screw the phone sex. She was desperate to get off and now I was too. There was a terrific bulge in my pants from just talking to her. This sounded like fun, in spite of the fact that she drove like a maniac. Yes I know, I was the one who would be doing the test drive, but she had to get it off the lot and might not we willing to give it up then. "I'll be right there."
I drove to the dealership, parked off the main lot, and walked over to the used car lot. I didn't remember if she had ever taken my car to work, but why take a chance. Besides, people don't drive what I was driving and then trade it in for a car like the one we were about to test drive. I had a Yugo that actually ran (most of the time), and I had just doubled the value of it by filling the gas tank.
I found the Nissan car and walked over to it. Typically, a salesman latched onto me right away. "Can I help you?" he asked?
"Yea, is Pam around? I talked to her a little bit ago about this Nissan 300ZX that you have here."
I could see his face drop. He probably wanted to sell me that fleece-the-customer-special himself. "Just a minute and I will get her for you." From he dejected look I took it that whoever sold it was going to make a killing.
She came out of the office a few minutes later with the salesman who had collared me. He pointed me out to her and went back inside. She walked over to me, and keeping up the act lest anyone was with earshot said, "Hi, I'm Pam, nice to meet you. So, you're interested in the Nissan?"
I could see those sexy nipples of hers straining to poke through her bra right through her blouse. "Only if I really like the back seat." I said quietly.
"Want anything on that back seat?" she said almost under her breath.
"You without much on." I said quietly as I stared at her tits.
"You seem to have a real fixation with my tits!"
"Just a little. You have a great ass too."
"Wanna fuck it?"
"Do I ever!"
To anyone out of hearing range, and everyone was, it looked like to people having a conversation about the car they were standing next to. To the outsider it would look like she was talking about the virtures of this sporty car.
"Promise to fuck it nice and hard?"
"You bet. But I'm going to eat you till you cream first."
"I'm so hot that shouldn't take long!"