Rumors - "The Program" Expands Across the Nation
In our school rumors of a program requiring students to attend classes completely naked had begun to circulate around campus just before summer break last year. Someone said they read a participant's account on the Internet, but most of my friends and classmates simply could not believe it was true.
Being normal curious teenagers we chatted about the outrageous ideas in the halls and wondered whether "The Program" was the bizarre creation of another student's imagination, a cult of nineteen-sixty's hippie parents, or a group of Ivy League sociologists bent of redesigning society along utopian lines. Some pretty amazing speculations from a bunch of hormone driven teenagers in suburban northern Virginia, huh?
On the last day of classes the novelty of these rumors had largely worn off and talk of summer jobs and planned family vacations prevailed. When the final bell rang and all the buses left West County High's parking lot, a sizziling silence descended over the buildings disturbed only by the sounds of grasshoppers in the distance. I walked home with three friends, Mike, Jim and Paul. Nobody mentioned the rumors from school, but I imagine we were all thinking about them.
Over the Summer
The job I arranged during the last few months of school was working at the local import car repair shop in the center of town. The pay was pretty good and it also afforded me an opportunity to keep in touch with car owning classmates and hear stories of the summer adventures long before anyone else.
Susan was a quiet blonde haired girl I remembered from Alegbra class who owned a sporty convertable handed down from her older sister. We had only spoke to each other a couple of times during the school year, so I was a little surprised when she struck up a conversation with me in the waiting room while her oil was changed.
"So, have you been doing anything interesting outside of work this summer?" she asked.
"Oh, well, not really. Working here takes up most of my time and you wouldn't believe the number of people in this town who let their car's maintenance slide until summer heat catches up with them." I replied emphatically.
Susan said her dad had gotten her an internship at the local television station for the summer, and that she was learning everything there was to know about broadcast operations and on-air news reporting. The money was okay and the people seemed really interested in making sure she learned as much as she worked at ordinary office tasks. This was something she really had not expected, but many of the station employees were fairly young themselves and working at WWHN was their first post-college job.
When her car was ready I completed her service order, she paid for the oil change, and then she asked me something rather unexpected.
"So, you probably haven't heard anything else about that program everyone was talking about since school got out have you?" she said discreetly while we stood to the side of the service counter.
"No, I haven't. There have been a few other students in here but nobody's mentioned THAT at all." I said. "Why? What have you heard?"
Quickly Susan explained the television station had received canned footage for the news staff to work with, and that one day a couple of tape editors asked her to look at some of it. When they asked if she was offended by nudity at all, she wondered what sort of Summer Break footage was about to be viewed.
"Then I told them nudity was no big deal to me, but that I actually hadn't seen much of it outside of the locker room, at a friend's sleepover or at home." So both editors nodded and began to run the first segment. "Dennis, it was about 'The Program' and its impact on a high school in southern California!" she said.
I was somewhat surprised to hear that rumor come up again, but even more surprised to hear that it was not shimply a rumor, but in fact a real thing!
"So what did the tape show?" I couldn't help but ask, knowing that I needed to hear the details quickly and get back to work. Susan sensed my need and told me a reporter covered the introduction of The Program, interviewed a couple of school board members, a psychologist, and a handful of parents before cutting to a wide pan of the school campus itself.
"It was a shot of students getting off the buses before first class and there were actually several naked butts walking away from the camera!" she said in a totally serious manner as if to convince me she was not making this up in the least. "A few heads turned to watch the naked students go inside, but most of them were totally to busy to even care apparently" she added, and then she went on to finish the tale by saying that everyone interviewed, including the students themselves, had nothing but positive remarks about The Program.
"No way. You're kidding me, right?" I asked.
"Absolutely not. I watched every piece of video we received later that same day and not one minute of it was negative or disapproving" she answered. "And get this..." she added pausing briefly to compose her final sentence, "The Program is coming here next year and the Parents and Teachers Association is meeting to discuss how WE will be introduced to it!!"
"You mean WE as in West High?" I could barely ask.
"Yes. Us." she replied with a tone of dread and foreboding. "Apparently the politicians in Washington have already reviewed the trial program data, questionaire results, and heard testimony from school officials and parents representing the cities where The Program was tried. Afterwards they found no Constitutional infringement was involved and the civil benefits worth further exploration."
Wow! Susan really seemed to have learned the complete details of the entire story and become somewhat of a reporter herself in the two short months since classes ended. I felt myself hanging on every word she said and almost immediately considering the implications they carried... Which not surprisingly caused my mind's eye to picture her on a television screen with bare shoulders and chest descending to the lower edge of the picture. Even though Susan is a nice looking girl, I had never before imagined her in a bikini or less during all the time we were in classes together!
The End of Summer
About two weeks before classes were scheduled to begin a letter from the school board arrived addressed to my parents. Dad opened it before dinner that evening and found a survey to be completed by parents of West High students.
The survey included questions about their personal attitudes towards nudity, whether they had ever been skinny-dipping, modeled for art classes, and whether they considered simple nudity to be sexual or pornographic. After dinner mom and dad answered these questions quietly while I sat at the dinner table also. Very few words were excahnged between them, but a few gestures with a number two pencil and alot of head nodding occured.
Before the survey was finished they found a page labeled, "Remainder to be completed by the oldest student in your household" and being an only child that was obviously me. Mom passed over the pages and the pencil and then both of them left the room headed for the den. I spread the pages out in front of me and began reading.
The first questions were really basic stuff, list your age, weight, height, hair color and of course, sex. I didn't think I would be filling in any circles with a number two pencil over the summer, but here I was. The next set got into attitudes and opinions I had towards nudity as it is depicted in classical art, literature, old and new movies I might have seen, and finally the ways the body is used in contemporary print and television advertising. "Do I think it is acceptable for billboards to show young men in their underwear?" was one of the questions, and the possible answers were "Yes", "No" or "No opinion".