Monday morning came too quickly. I had basically called in sick Friday morning to go over to Ashley's, so I hadn't been to my apartment since then. I had driven straight there with Angie and Tess naked in the back seat, eating each other out, so I never had a chance to get any clothing. Being naked all weekend was wonderful. The fact that I had enough sex and sun to last me a while was a bonus! The constant view of athletic, tanned, naked, smooth women was something to enjoy whenever it happened! My car was parked on the street in front of the house, which wouldn't be a problem walking out to naked at this time of the morning, but I knew I needed my car keys. Since I had turned my keys over to Ashley on Friday, I went looking for her so I could get on the road by 4:30 to be to the gym by 5.
I found Ashley and Joey in the kitchen, already dressed in their workout gear, sipping coffee and just having small talk. "Good morning early risers," I greeted. "I got up to get ready for our morning workout, but remembered you still have my keys. Then I'll need to head home and get ready for work. Calling in sick Friday, while definitely worth it, will mean I have a ton of work on my desk when I get there!"
Ashley just smiled and said, "Oh, you probably want to see two letters before you get too far." The look on Joey's face didn't reveal much, but there was a slight grin. Ashley's body language suggested an air of superiority...a dominatrix requirement, I thought. One envelope was apparently from my apartment's landlord and the other had my work's letterhead on it.
I wondered why she had the letters, but neither had a stamp on them, so they hadn't come thru the mail. I had no idea what to expect, so I opened the landlord's letter first. It said, in part, "We are sorry to see you cancel your lease. Your deposit will be forwarded to the address you provided, once deductions are taken out. Your donation of all of your clothes and furniture to the Salvation Army will definitely be appreciated by many needy people. It was an odd request to insist in that the apartment be emptied over the weekend and be delivered to the Salvation Army in the next county over, but your wishes have been carried out. Best of luck in your new venture."
"What the hell!?" I blurted out! "Did you guys do something I need to know about?"
"Yes," Ashley replied. "Sunday, Joey and I used your keys to get into your apartment and get a few of your things, like your wallet, pictures, and what seemed to be your few valuables. Then we went by your landlord's office and gave him a letter from you, telling him you had a job opportunity that had come up suddenly that would afford you to be able to start over and that moving your apartment's contents was going to be more trouble than it was worth. Your letter explained that you had a soft spot in your heart for the Salvation Army in Allen County because they had helped your family once upon a time and you wanted to return their kindness by giving them all of your stuff. I'm moving you into my place, so there is no need for you to have an apartment or any clothes. This is the forwarding address I gave them."
"What?! So that's where you and Joey were most of yesterday! I wish you had asked me first, but I hope the rent here is less than what I was paying. But more importantly, now what am I supposed to wear to work," I sputtered!
"Not to worry," Ashley replied. "You need to read the second letter."