Being homeless sucks but my old bird just can't live in a place with walls and doors. I think it has to do with her being locked away so much when she was young. I love her so whatever she wants is what we do.
Sometimes, it's not to bad, but if you want to have a piece of ass, there's just no place to do it and she really does like to fuck.
Once in a while, you get lucky, like when we found an unlocked motor home sitting in the driveway of a house with nobody in it. It was all hooked up, with running water, electricity and everything. We went in and had a ball. I must have fucked her three times, then had a shower and ate her pussy. We even found some stuff in the refrigerator and used the microwave to have a nice meal before she gave me a world-class blowjob and we fucked again. Then the owners came home and we barely got out before the cops came. But that was a rare occurrence. Usually when we screw we have to settle for the back seat of someone's unlocked car.
We often sleep in doorways or on park benches but you cant fuck very well there. Sometimes we go to the wooded area in the park to screw but my old bird thinks people are coming to get her when we are back in the bushes there. She always thinks that people are out to get her but someone, I think it was one of the male nurses at the institute, told her she was safe from them while she was sucking on a dick or had one stuck in her pussy. I think that's why she likes to fuck so much.
She was only twenty-three and scared shitless when I first met her. She looked a lot older though like, maybe forty. But I knew a little of what it was like for her because the CIA and FBI have been trying to find me every since I escaped after two years in the VA hospital after the Viet Nam war thirty or so years ago. They want to stop my pension and brainwash me to forget the things that happened in Nam. I know they couldn't find me if I could get this metal plate out of my head. It's got a locater in it and they can track me with their satellites. My old bird, Sally, said she could take it out for me but I ain't sure she knows what she's doing all the time.
Anyway, Sally said she wanted to fuck again right then so I was looking for something comfortable. Sally ain't much to look at, kinda scrawny with wispy, dishwater blond hair and bad teeth but her pussy is the best; the sweetest and softest I ever had and she can give you a blowjob that will curl your toenails. Sometimes I think she could even suck that metal plate right out through the end of my dick.
I ain't much of a catch either, missing my right ear and half of my right foot. Thank goodness I can still hobble around on it with only a cane and don't have to use the crutch like they told me to. I wouldn't be too bad if my head didn't hurt all the time. The scars from the land mine don't show unless I take off my shirt but the scars on my head are pretty bad. There ain't no hair on the right side of my head and what little there is on the left side is gray and wispy too. Lots of people are afraid of me when they see the claw that use to be my right hand but it don't bother Sally none.
Anyway, I tried a lot of the cars on the other side of the street but the fucking alarms kept scaring me off. There was a big conversion van under a tree, shielded from the streetlight. I checked to see if the owner was stupid enough to have one of those little magnetic key holders under the fender.
Hot Shit! Now, I had to go back and get my old gal from the gas station rest room where she was having a bath. I was hoping she washed her pussy. I felt like having a box lunch at the "Y" that night. I probably should have washed my dick while I was there.
"Common old gal, I found a van with a mattress and a bunch of clothes in the back."
"Shhh, don't say anything, there is someone listening on the other side of that air-conditioning grill. I've got to protect myself. Take your cock out and let me hold onto it until we get there. You know I'm invisible to them when I'm holding your dick."
So, off we went, her a half step ahead of me, my pants unzipped, her holding onto my soft cock and looking right and left like a cautious little mouse, leading me like a dog on a leash. She was pushing her shopping cart with the other hand. We got to the van and she had to let go of my big dick (It had gotten hard during the trip over) in order to get in the back door.
"Oh, this is nice. Look, there is a stuffed animal, some kind of an ape."
I thought it was a teddy bear but what the fuck did I know.
She began to take off her clothes when she observed, "This mattress is nice and soft. Lets try to not get any cum on it, or if we do, make sure we wipe it up. It even smells nice and clean in here."