Patty broke up with me just as I was starting my vacation. I was supposed to be at her place, but in this case, of course, I went back to my place.
After talking to the Landlady, I became even more uncomfortable, because I found out that she had seen and heard Patricia and I having been fucking. Yes, we did fuck, but we didn't have sex like normal couples do, it was more of a quest to satisfy ourselves and our urges, not a fulfillment for two.
And what's worse -- she saw me playing with myself...
For almost a whole week I was in no mood to play, at least not the harder ones. However, somewhere at the end of the week I was moved to relieve myself again. I got up from the computer, on the screen of which, of course, was a porn film from some site, I undressed and went over to the closet, in which stood my wooden box with toys. The state of excitement was doing its job, I was blinded by the fact that I was about to relieve myself. I lost my guard and a situation occurred that I never wanted. The moment I stood by the closet, completely naked, with a maximum erection and a toy in my hand, the door opened and the landlady, Jane, stood there. I was holding a dildo with a suction cup in my hand, and she was holding clean laundry, which she had cleaned up and wanted to bring back to my room, but she didn't know I was home.
There was an awkward silence, I did not know how to behave, and in addition my erection did not diminish at all, my penis continued to stand hard as wood.
"I see that I disturbed you in playing with your toys" said Jane looking at my hard penis, then at the toy in my hand.
I didn't know what to answer her.
Jane came into the room, put the washed and ironed clothes and sheets on my bed, then straightened up, smoothed out her sweater and skirt, intertwined her hands with each other and as if nothing ever happened said calmly:
"So this toy you put in your... Back... Did I guess right?"
I just nodded my head. The landlady squatted on the edge of the bed, put one leg over the other, entwined her hands below her knee and with a typical British lady's manner she smiled politely and said without any great emotion:
"Show me as you play with yourself."
"Jane" I started confused "I don't think it's a good idea. And I think it's a bit private."
"Patty was a very nice girl." continued Jane "You fucked her under my roof, you also fucked yourself under my roof. Because of this last and more you have broken up. You are now standing and ready for another fun with your penis and a pretty good sized toy. Now I want to see you do yourself good, or you look for another room and it's tonight you have to move out!"
She corrected her hair, then put her hands below her knee again.
The room was very comfortable, I didn't have to worry about basically anything here, I paid her a small amount of money and she provided me with a room to myself and a bathroom and kitchen to share. I didn't want to lose that, there was too much loss in a short period of time, but I was terrified at the thought of having to jerk off in front of the woman I was paying for the room, who was also my mother's age. On top of that, we worked for the same company, though in very different departments...
"Are you going to keep this to yourself?" I asked, although I knew I didn't have much choice.
She smiled kindly
"All the boys play with their penises, and most of the girls like to have fun too, but no one tells the others about it. What happens to you in this house, no matter how strange or naughty, stays between you, Mr Pinky and me."