Remember, I was takin Dollie shoe shopping? She didn't know it yet. And what better way for a man to get extra points than take his girl shoe shoppin? By this time during our dress-up surprise shopping trip, Dollie had that special glow! She was hot! After some more wandering up and down isles, we headed toward the shoe department, although Dollie still didn't know it.
Yep, there he was, Al Bundy from Married With Children... Well, sorta looked and acted like him. Actually, there were two male shoe clerks. One was busy fitting shoes on another cute gal wearing a mini-skirt. Lovely long, lanky legs. I wanted that job!
Remember that mule analogy? Dollie was being an Ass again. "No way am I trying on shoes dressed like this," she repeated.
Perhaps it was not the smartest thing to say-- at the time. But I reminded Dollie how we all got a cheap thrill with the little female clerk down isle seven.
The mule won... temporarily. Again we shopped and looked at sexy clothing. After buying a few halter tops and other girlie things I was getting to her! Seemed like hours, but eventually we accidentally ended up back in the shoe department, just lookin!
There were a few negative sides about clerks and sales people. They were always there trying to sell something. There's some mysterious thing about shoes, especially sexy pumps, and women, that us men have no clue about. After all, I grab the first pair of tennis shoes, dress shoes, or Wellington boots that fit and I'm outta there!