"Park it Here Furniture? Really?"
Mindy Biles couldn't resist laughing as her new best friend Britney Saunders pulled into the parking lot of a large warehouse style outlet. Privately owned in the area but bought out by a Korean family with the last name Park. The original outlet was known as This Is It Furniture, but most folks called it This is Shit Furniture. Same quality, different owners, the name went with the prior offenders.
"Daddy bought our last couch here when it was This Is Shit." Passenger and prisoner Alexis Roster chuckled. Even the parking spots had concrete barricades with the new store name painted on them.
"I guess they want us to park right here then."
"STOP HERE FOR SAVINGS!" It did indeed say that on a few roadblocks. "I bet they don't pay for dented bumpers."
Britney pulled into a slot and shut her car off. Alexis was handcuffed to Brit's sidekick Mindy Biles as Ali's father had ordered. It did free up current prison guard Brit to drive. Now that they were there the ladies looked at one another over how best to shop and not look silly.
"We either cuff little Missy here to the steering wheel and go in just you and I, or we flip a coin to see who drags her around."
"I've been confined to her all the way here Brit. If we cuff her to the steering wheel, she's going to blare the horn nonstop."
"Honk if you're horny." Ali laughed over it! "ALLLLLWAAAAAYS!"
"We are going to attract attention to her no matter how we do this." Mindy who shared the backseat with her cuff buddy leaned forward on the front seat. "Let's just cuff both of her hands behind her back and make sure she stays with us."
"I promise not to run. Daddy doesn't trust me is all. Where do I go in Cordoba? I don't even know anyone here. Daddy is only worried I'll race back to Oliver on the Rez. He will come for me, so why would I?"
"You know this is because you can't keep your clothing on." Brit rolled her eyes.
"I can't help it, I'm a nudist. Unlike you two I have an incredible body." She gnashed her teeth at both overweight women. "Sorry! I didn't mean that. Don't lock me in the trunk, I've been there and done that on the Rez."
"We are both pleasantly plump. We can get guys just as easily as you can Missy." Mindy swatted the petite blonde with her free hand. "Look at Clinton. He loves our bodies."
"Is that why he had sex with the girl from the convenient store who has a near perfect body like mine?"
"Pop the trunk!" Mindy sneered! "You can go naked in there we'll just use what little you're wearing to stuff into your mouth."
"Please don't, I'll behave." Let the whining begin! "Besides I like shopping even if I rarely get to. I used to go with grampa to antique auctions."
"Emphasis on used to." Brit sighed!
"Hey! Old people like my body just as much as younger ones. Please let me go with you."
"We don't have much choice. Here!" Britney passed Mindy the key to her cuffs. Unhooking her wrist Mindy made Alexis place her free arm behind her and locked both of her hands together. "Why didn't we go get her a change of clothing before we left Caretaker? This loose crop top and her shorts are barely hiding her."
"Hey! I'm covered." For now! Sheepish grin! "She could use a shower too." Long night at the new house those amenities were lacking. "Honestly, we all could."
"I don't mind being called a dirty whore."
"In most cases me neither." Mindy chuckled at the blonde. "Still! Perfume in my purse." Digging in she spritzed herself in the important areas. Brit in the driver's seat did the same with her own scent. Both woman pointing bottles at Ali the girl cringed. "Noooo! I want to stink my own way. Guys will follow me more than you two. Downwind!" She laughed. Both women let her have it with a combo of clashing scents.
"You two suck."
"Let's do this, it's getting late."
Brit opened her car door, Mindy her own. Ali slid out on Mindy's side and the car was locked up. Eying Ali, Mindy frowned and performed a motherly act in primping Ali's shorts, tugging them higher on her waist and almost covering the girl's belly button. Brit immediately cleared her throat and pointed out how the denim inseam was so narrow that the girl's labia was peeking out. Dammit! Shorts lowered still defeated the purpose. Loose was loose! Scissor cut nightmare!
"This won't get any better. We risk it." Brit gave up, Mindy following her.
Ali's cropped camisole was a hopeless measure, the spaghetti straps were constantly slipping from one shoulder or the other. To mask her dilemma, she contorted her cuffed arms upward as if stretching. Nipples were slyly peeking out on the sides depending on her twisted angles. Alexis knew how to make her clothing sexy when she did wear any. No underwear of any kind it was pretty much impossible to hide anything worthy. A breeze over her labia made Alexis smirk. Sneaky witch! Evil shuffled to catch up to her captors.
Following their lead, they walked up to a set of automatic doors and were allowed entry. Much cooler indoors nipples perked up on all three ladies. Ali with no bra on was much more dramatic, however. Thin white top her skin was shining through as it was. Customers in the store accounted for possibly fifteen bodies, mostly young couples looking for tax money newness. A young saleswoman of 20something approached them dressed to kill. "Hello! Can I help you find anything?" Definitely not Asian!
"Hi, Camille!" Nametag! Britney noticed! "I just bought my first ever home and I own nothing, so I need a little bit of everything. Money is no option."
"Woohoo! Big commission here I come." Camille laughed! "I'm teasing. I'll be more than happy to assist in everything you require."
"I guarantee a big commission."
"That gave me chills."
"Let's begin with bedroom furnishings and work my way down. Mindy? Why don't you and Alexis look at living room furniture and decide on a few options. I'll go with Camille and look into at least three King beds for each bedroom." Camille was getting really excited until she realized Alexis was handcuffed. Brit following the redhead's eyes sighed.
"Overlook the prison bitch. Her father is the Sheriff over in Caretaker. Mindy and I work in dispatch, well, we start next week. She's in our custody as punishment."
"Ah! You must have done something very bad."
"I'm a baaaaaad girl." Ali wagged her tongue at the beautiful ginger. "You can show me a bed too if you want." Wink! Wink! Mindy slapped Ali on the ass and ordered her to behave. "She loves to spank me. I'm her love slave."
"You ARE NOT my love slave. I can still stuff you into the trunk of Brit's car?"
"I'd rather have his trunk." Ali noticed another salesman, a 30something with muscles and a tight white dress shirt and tie. Tattoos on his knuckles looked sexy!
"Mine!" Camille sneered playfully then showed the ladies an engagement ring. "That hunk is my fiancΓ©e, Glenn. We're getting married in a month."
"Don't even think about trying to seduce him." Mindy mumbled. "Do not destroy a relationship." Ali pouted over her denial. Oddly, with the ladies looking at Ali, Camille smirked at the blonde and flipped her tongue out at her. Hmmm! Playful Ginger, Ali like! Turning away Camille waved for Glenn to join them. Free at the moment the muscular but well-groomed man strutted their way.
"You called!" Glenn put on his best lover boy pose.
"Can you help the ladies here in looking at living room furnishings while I help with bedroom decor."
"Absolutely!" Glenn eyed Mindy first to show he was aiming for respect. Even Mindy found herself tingling at the handsome hunk. In her thoughts she mumbled "Park that in me." His dick obviously humongous trailed down his left thigh with a large bulge. "Follow me ladies." Parting ways, Brit pointed at Ali with a threatening glare.
"Sorry! As you can probably guess she's a handful. The girl... I better hush, her father being Sheriff. Let's just say she's nothing but trouble."
"I can tell by looking at her." They watched the others following Glenn, Ali although cuffed had long enough fingers to grip at her shorts and lift them. Her butt cheeks in full view Brit shook her head.
"I give up! She could escape a strait jacket." A brief thought of her mother Chantele Bigelow wearing one, Britney had to shake off the image. "Show me my bed."
"Right this way."
While Camille lured Brit into the bed frames and mattress portion of the store, smiling at customers along their path, including a third and fourth salesperson, Glenn escorted Mindy and Ali to the far side of the store.
"So, any type in particular?" Glenn turned halfway.
"Has to be ten inches or I'm not going near it." Ali laughed! Glenn cocked an eyebrow with a cross between smirk and frown to cover both options. Ignoring Alexis at the moment Mindy had her eye on leather sofas. While distracted Alexis leaned to her left as far as she could allowing her camisole's shoulder strap to slip over and onto her bicep. Performing the routine in the other direction that strap joined the other. Free of support her crop slithered down to her perky cleavage and barely hung on. Spiking nipples made for good hooks to keep her top on. Glenn was silently whistling at Ali along with a wink but had to maintain a certain amount of dignity.
"I like this grey leather but again that softer looking green sectional is charming." Flopping down on the sectional Mindy closed her eyes for a moment. As she did Glenn looked back at Ali and palmed his massive swell and playfully shared its length with her. Mouthing the word "Eleven" she dropped her jaw then down to her knees with her mouth wide. She mouthed, "I want it."
He quietly chuckled and waved her up but also pointed at her to wait. Moving up to Ali without being seen he palmed her head and placed her face right up to his concealed weapon. Smothering Alexis briefly he stepped back just as fast and returned to Mindy. Alexis lifted back up to stand just that swiftly. Looking around first she danced in step, excited by her plaything.