THE EVOLUTION OF TRUCK FLASHING
Many of you are new at this flashing trucker game and may think it's only been around since modern tractor trailers became widely used. Well friends I'm gonna tell you just how it all began. Don't bother looking this up. What I have to write is all true. I should know, I just made it up myself and truckers don't lie.
I suppose since this is written for truckers by a trucker I should start out like truckers do when meeting in a truck stop or on the CB radio. "You ain't gonna believe this shit."
Way back when America was home to the American Indian he transported his goods and his squaw on a contraption made of long thin poles tied together with Buffalo gut and vines. He found those poles at an old lodge so they were known as lodge poles.
While the young male Indians pulled the crudely made contraption to a new home the cute little squaws rode behind, often nude or semi nude enjoying the summer sun upon their bosom. Other natives watched and copied, spreading joy among the others. This also was when the word "beaver" started being used to describe the white woman's pussy. Red Man's woman's pussy was bald.
After the wheel was invented, bigger and better carts were built giving the maidens ways to display their mammary glands even more prominently as they sat up higher.
At the same time this form of transportation was being used all over the world, from the tribes of deep dark Africa to the back roads of Rome. In fact it was later those Roman chariots determined the width of roadways and RR tracks. A little known fact, RR's, trains, and rail cars became what they are because of two big horses asses.
Man could now travel farther and seek new fortunes. Go West young man was heard throughout the land.
The Studebaker brothers had been building plows for the farmers of the east coast. Seeing a way to make more money they copied and modified wagons called Conestoga's. As our forefathers and five or six mothers now traveled in horse and oxen pulled Conestoga and Studebaker wagons those mothers and maidens had new strangers to show off to. Even though the Indians or natives were normally hostile piece was in the valley as people of all races enjoyed seeing white woman's breasts.
It was a famous Indian chief who named those mountains out west The Grand Tetons after seeing several young white women topless sunning themselves on the prairie. This same great Indian chief and his tribesmen were often heard shouting "show me your tits" as they surrounded the wagons. The wild virgin white women laughed and removed their garments to the delight of the Indians and the cowboys.
Then came the gasoline engine and trucks. Soon to follow a guy named Vin Diesel created a bigger stronger engine that ran on peanut oil. It was so large trucks with 18 wheels became the average.
Women now drove their own cars, highways were widened, flashing became known throughout the world as a way to create sexual satisfaction for all who took the time to look left.
Vehicles became even better, heaters to warm partially naked bodies, and car radios were invented, then the citizen band radios making talking among themselves possible for the flashers and the flashees.
My young bride became one of the first flashers I personally knew. I trained and coached her to show her little boobies to all who would look left. Many did. Life was good back then.
Mr. Holt and Mr. Best were now building various pieces of farm equipment out in Kalifornification to work the soft soil to plant fruits and nuts. They decided that the Midwest was the place to be so relocated into an old washing machine factory changing their name to match the funny looking tracks those new tractors now had.
This is about when I became a trucker for a large company. I trucked only in a small area of the Midwest to places owned by the company. There were advantages to this. I soon knew which truckers drove what and which ladies in those cars were exhibiting skin.
Life was great for this young new truck driver. I'd watch my side mirrors for signs of bare arms and shoulders. I soon learned to look to my left and down. I soon learned to wave, honk, and thank those young ladies who showed lots of leg and occasionally lovely breasts, hereto forth known as boobs, tits, or hooters.
Words like puppies, dogs, and girls, among others, are used. But I like the more popular usage. I mostly call them titties while my wife likes to call hers boobs.
I and other young red blooded truckers realized that if we let those lovely ladies know we appreciated their feminine exposure, by waving, and making other gestures, as well as mentioning it over the now popular CB radio, they might show us even more.
In a short time drivers, pretty women, and their male partners knew that the CB radio was their friend when flashing was performed. Word of mouth gave us truckers advanced warnings to be prepared to look and we obliged by playing it forward for drivers ahead.
