"Who was that?" Herman asked, when Theodore had finished his conversation and put his cell phone down in the grass.
"That was my niece Mimi," Theodore answered. "She asked if she could come for a swim. That's what she always asks on hot days like today. She'll be here soon."
"Mimi," Herman thought, "that's one of those names you never hear, but once you come across it, you start hearing it over and over again."
Herman's elder son Matthew recently started going out with a girl named Mimi. Although, you could not exactly call it going out.
Mimi would not allow Matthew anything. She did not let him kiss her on the mouth and did not want to sit on his lap. Sex was out of the question altogether.
Of course, Matthew was very disappointed about this. Therefore, he had asked his father for advice.
"My boy," Herman remembered saying to him, "such a prude is not what you need, you should really get rid of her. There are so many normal girls around. Girls who let themselves be touched. Why should you waste your time on someone like her?"
"Yes, Dad," Matthew had answered, "but she is so beautiful. Spectacularly beautiful. And who knows, maybe one day I can bring her to reason."
To Herman this was fascinating; a girl who was very, very pretty, but completely useless as a girlfriend. He hoped to meet this Mimi soon.
"Mimi is the daughter of Margaret, Gertrude's sister," Theodore explained. " I'm just her uncle by marriage."
Gertrude was Theodore's wife. She would be out all day, Herman was told, as she had gone shopping with her sister. Presumably, this very same sister Margaret. After the shopping, the ladies would visit a beauty salon and get back home only late in the afternoon.
"You know," Theodore continued, "at twenty-one, girls just love a swimming pool in the garden. That's why she's coming here so often."
Theodore's garden certainly had a very nice swimming pool. Moreover, it was out of sight of the neighbors, which suited Herman fine. Because of his paunchy belly and abundant body hair, he preferred not to be seen in his swimming trunk, at least not by strangers.
"It's gonna be a wonderful day," Herman remarked. "Thank you for having me over here."
Theodore had invited Herman to spend the day with him in a lounge chair by the swimming pool. After all, he was home alone today and he had not seen his old bridge buddy for a long time. Also, without women around, they could talk more freely. Not surprisingly, Herman had gladly accepted the invitation.
"Do you still see Charles?" Theodore asked.
Herman scratched his head. He did not immediately understand whom Theodore was taking about. For a few moments, he racked his brains and all of a sudden, he remembered.
Charles, of course, silly Charles. The guy who always cracked dirty jokes. How could Herman forget him? They'd had so much fun with this dude!
Next, Theodore and Herman started reminiscing about all the hilarious situations they had been in with Charles. They got so absorbed by their conversation, that they did not even notice when Mimi came into the garden a half hour later.
"Hi, Uncle Theo," Herman suddenly heard a girl's voice say.
He looked up with a start from his lounge chair. Before him stood a young brunette with curly hair. This was Mimi, without a shadow of doubt. Herman looked her up and down.
On her head, Mimi was wearing flashy sunglasses with large lenses. She kept the upper part of her body covered with a white beach towel, which reached from her armpits down to her thighs. And in her right hand, she was holding a handbag.
However, what struck Herman more than the accessories was her beauty. This girl was downright gorgeous, just like the Mimi Matthew was going out with.
"Herman, this is Mimi," Theodore said. "And Mimi, this is Herman."
Herman gave Mimi a light nod and Mimi kindly nodded in return. Herman did not know how to behave around such a beautiful girl. He nervously looked down in the grass and could not utter a word.
Fortunately, Theodore broke the silence. "I see that you have already changed clothes," he said.
"Yes," Mimi answered. "Mum gave me her key to your front door, so I let myself in and went directly to the bathroom."
While uncle and niece were in conversation, Herman once again let his eyes roam Mimi's body.
"What is she wearing under that towel?" he silently asked himself, "a swimsuit or a bikini? Or maybe even a thong bikini, so that you can see her bare buttocks."
Soon he was to find out that all three guesses were wrong.
"Uncle Theo," Mimi said. Her voice suddenly sounded a little timid.
"What is it, my child?" Theodore asked with a friendly smile on his face.
"You know, I haven't only come for a swim," she continued softly. "I'd also like to lie in the sun."
"Well," Theodore replied, "that's no problem at all. There's more than enough room in the grass. Just lie down here and get a nice tan."
"Yes, but Uncle Theo," Mimi went on, "I want my tan to be even, without any lines. I don't want to wear a stupid swimsuit."
She turned her face to Theodore and gave him a pleading look. "Uncle Theo," she asked in a small voice, "can I sunbathe in the nude today?"
Herman could not believe his ears. Did this girl really want to take a sunbath naked? In the presence of two fat, bald men of more than twice her age? Men who, without any doubt, would be ogling her divine naked body?
Unbelievable! This Mimi was not a prude at all. On the contrary, she was the complete opposite of Matthew's Mimi.
Theodore, however, appeared to be much less impressed.
"That's OK," he said quietly, "but you know the conditions."
"Conditions? What conditions?" Herman wondered. "Having such a gorgeous chick naked in your garden, isn't that simply a godsend opportunity? Why would you want to attach conditions?"
But Mimi seemingly had no problem with it. She nodded in approval.
"OK, then," Theodore said, "you can take off your swimsuit."
"That's not necessary," Mimi answered, while she untied her towel. "I left it in the bathroom."
She spread out her towel on the grass right between Herman and Theodore and lied down on her stomach. She put her handbag next to her.
Herman's mouth fell open. Mimi's naked behind looked stunning. She had long, shapely legs, a beautiful tan back and in between a deliciously curved ass.
"Herman," Mimi said, "could you please get the sun block from my handbag?"
Herman was unable to react immediately. He could not believe that this naked young goddess had made him, an ordinary mortal, a request.
It took him almost a minute to regain control over himself and do what he was asked. Carefully, he opened Mimi's handbag and pulled a bottle of sunscreen from it.
Herman wanted to hand the bottle to Mimi, but she already had another surprise in store for him.
"Could you also rub me in, please?" she asked.
Again, it took Herman at least a minute to recover from the shock. Then he squeezed the bottle and squirted a big glob of lotion into his palm.
With trembling hands, he began to apply it to Mimi's back. He hardly dared to touch her.
Herman started from her shoulders. From there his hands slowly moved down. Every so often, he gave the bottle a squeeze, for Mimi's skin absorbed the lotion quickly. When he reached her lower back, he suddenly stopped.
Then he shifted his attention to the other end of Mimi's body. He squirted another glob of sunscreen into his hand and started to rub her ankles. From there he gradually worked his way up. But at mid-thigh, he did not dare to go any further.
"Hey, hey," Mimi protested, "my ass needs lotion too!"
Herman swallowed. While he was covering her back and legs with sunscreen, his eyes had been glued to her luscious round ass cheeks. But now that he was told to actually touch them, he found himself at a loss. Fortunately, Theodore came to his help.
"Come on," he said, "give that booty of hers a good rub. It looks delicious, so it must feel good too."
Hesitantly, Herman took the bottle and squeezed a few drops of lotion on Mimi's behind.
As his hands were moving over Mimi's bare buttocks, Herman took an even closer look. The view was very, very nice.
Mimi's skin was perfectly smooth. And it struck Herman how far her beautiful round ass cheeks jutted out. This girl truly had a majestic posterior.
His reveries were suddenly interrupted by Mimi.
"Can you put a little lotion between my cheeks, please?" she asked.
Herman did not know what to think. Why would she want that? The sun does not shine between the buttocks! But again, Theodore helped him overcome his hesitation.
"Just spread those twin globes," he said, "then you'll get better access."
Herman carefully pulled Mimi's buttocks apart. Thus, her ass crevice became visible. Slowly, he let his glance slide through her crack. Herman was stunned.
Mimi was completely smooth between her ass cheeks; he could not see a single hair. But even more amazing was her anus. It was not brown, like he had expected; it had an appetizing pink color.
Apparently, Herman kept staring a bit too long. Mimi immediately understood what he was looking at.
"Isn't it nice?" she said, "I had my pooper bleached."
"Yes," Herman sighed, "it's lovely."
Then he slowly started to move his lotion covered finger up and down the cleft of her ass. He did not know what use it was, but at any rate, it was a nice thing to do.