Chapter 16: The Twins For The Win
The following Friday evening, YasmÃn texted Alexis and I, saying that Lance had told her to take us for a girls' night out. We were with Chris and Ty when we received the message.
"Girl's night out? Does that mean that we're not invited?" asked Ty, sounding hurt.
"Duh. That's exactly what it means," answered Alexis. "Unless you've had an operation recently that I should know about."
"Are you going?" Ty pouted.
She looked at me, and I nodded. "Of course, we're going."
"Well, what will we do while you're out?" persisted Ty.
"You boys can jerk each other off till we get back," retorted Alexis, sounding annoyed.
"I'm sure you'll think of something. What did you do before you had girlfriends?" I asked, looking at Chris.
"Homework, video games, the gym. Nothing nearly as exciting as the last few months," lamented Chris.
"Jeez! We're only going to be gone for one evening. Don't act like we're moving out of state for a new job or doing a semester abroad. We'll be sure to give you lonely neglected boys extra attention tomorrow. Don't act like such sad little puppy dogs." I gave Chris a hug and Alexis kissed Ty on the forehead. "Go out to a bar or something and have a drink. Do something fun without us. Now, it's time for you to go. We need to get ready. We'll see you later." We shooed them out of our room as they whined.
After they shuffled dejectedly out the door, I heard both of their phones ping. "See, there's something for you to do already. You'll be fine." I closed the door behind them and turned to Alexis. "Oh my god, you'd think we just broke up with them. I mean it is nice to feel wanted, but a short break will be healthy. And it will be fun to just have a night out with just us girls."
"I know, right?"
"YasmÃn didn't say anything else, did she? What are we supposed to wear? Where is she taking us?"
"She didn't say where we're going, but she did say that we should wear something sexy."
"Of course, she did. I've never seen her wear anything that wasn't sexy. That's just who she is."
We did our best to rise to the occasion. We wore short skirts, tight blouses, and heels. We did our hair and make-up and were ready to go by the time YasmÃn texted us that she was waiting outside in her car.
As always, YasmÃn looked amazing. She refused to tell us where we were going, saying only that it would be a fun new adventure and that the night would be memorable. When we pulled into a parking lot in the low-rent section of downtown, we finally got to see what she had in mind.
"What is this place?" asked Alexis as we got out of the car. "Is it a club?" The sign said "Tetons" and the marquee said "Live Shows Nightly".
"Yes," she answered. "It isn't a very high-end club, but it is a lot of fun. In fact, it is the dive vibe aspect that I like best. I like to come here sometimes to let loose."
There was a short line at the door. The big bouncer welcomed us and waved us in without charging us the cover fee. Inside, it looked much like I expected it to. There was a bar with two female bartenders, a stage that was still dark, a lot of tables with people drinking and talking, and loud music playing. There must have been about 100 people in the bar already. I noticed that about two-thirds of the patrons were men. We sat down in the middle of the crowd and took in our surroundings. A waitress in a skimpy outfit came and took our order. When she brought our drinks, she said, "If you want to enter the contest, there is a sign-up at the bar." She pointed to the end of the bar, then she turned and walked to the next table.
"What contest is she talking about?" I asked.
"Oh," said YasmÃn, "this club has shows every night, including various contests that you can enter if you want to. Sometimes they do karaoke, sometimes wet T-shirt contests, sometimes strip-teases, and sometimes pole dancing."
"Is that why you like to come here?" inquired Alexis. "To see the shows?"
"Yeah. They're entertaining. At first, I liked to watch. After a while, I started entering the contests."
"You did? Which contests did you enter?" Alexis queried.
"Well, I can't sing very well and I don't know how to pole dance, though I've thought about taking lessons."
"So... wet T-shirt or striptease?" I asked tentatively, arching my eyebrows.
"Both."
"You got up on stage and took your clothes off in front of everyone?"
"Only during the striptease. During the other contests I was wearing a T-shirt, of course. And panties. You don't want to get your whole outfit wet. And my panties are usually wet already by the time they spray the T-shirts."
"Oh my god!" Alexis exclaimed. "Weren't you scared? I would be so terrified."
"Yes, I was scared—especially the first few times—but that is part of the thrill. I like the adrenaline rush of being seen by everyone. I get such a kick from exposing myself in such a public way. The embarrassment, the shame, the taboo, it all gets me so nervous before it all starts. I get sweaty and feel butterflies in my stomach. Then when the music starts, and the crowd starts to cheer me on, I start to get really into it. I get lost in the moment and feed off of their energy. I love how they enjoy my performance and appreciate my body. The more they want me, the more I want to give them. They get me going, and I try to give them the best performance that I can. The more the crowd showers me with adulation, the more I show them. It's a very positive feedback loop."
"Do they make it rain for you?" asked Alexis.
"Oh yeah, when I make it sexy enough and show them enough skin, they pony up alright. I've made pretty good money here."
"Really? Like how much?" I asked, intrigued.
"Well, first prize in the wet T-shirt contest is $200 plus they cover your bar tab. I've won it a few times. The crowd is unpredictable, so you never know who is going to win. Often, the loudest cheers are for the biggest tits, but not always. Sometimes, it is about the shape of the breasts, sometimes large areolas or prominent nipples win, and other times, a bunch of guys will get really loud to support their girlfriends and wives. But mostly, it is about the girl with the best moves. You really never know."
"Guys bring their girlfriends here?" Alexis was incredulous.
"Oh yeah. All the time. Wives too. The girlfriends and wives often make a show of being offended and humiliated, but I'm convinced their objections are mostly performative. They almost all agree to participate eventually. And they always clearly enjoy it in the end.
"I've also made a lot of cash doing the striptease. There isn't really a contest, but you make plenty when the crowd throws money at you or sticks bills in your undies when you give them extra special attention."
"How much have you made from doing a striptease?" I asked.
"One good dance with an enthusiastic crowd can get you a few hundred dollars after you clean up everything they throw on the stage at the end of the dance. And they'll let you dance more than once if there isn't a long list of girls signed up. One night, I made over $1,000 for 3 dances. Sometimes I come here when I need cash, but mostly I come because it is fun and it gives me a big rush."