One of the reasons for getting married is to be out of the single life. Even once you find someone you want to spend the rest of your life with, there are some things about the single life that are missed. Sexual freedom is one of them. For the most part, my wife and I had gravitated to a group of my friends – all somewhere in their 30s. About 10 of us get together a few times a year – to go bowling, or catch a movie, or throw barbecues, or meet at someone's house for some Bid Whist. Most of this group was married. The one who wasn't had a fairly steady girlfriend.
This gathering is after a Jazz concert. We are all dressed up – the women in dresses of varying lengths and styles, and the men in either suits or shirts and slacks. Mark and Rochelle invited everyone back to their house for a few drinks. Most end up in the kitchen mixing drinks, and messing with the single one about getting married – laying out the pros and cons, and picking on him for being a punk with cold feet.
In the middle of our laughter, Alonzo comes in like he is running from something. "Why y'all leave me in there?" he says pouring himself a drink.
"What's wrong?"
"They're in there talking about sex!"
We laugh at him because we know women talked about sex.
"So what? We talk about it too," Patrick says.
"No, they ain't talking about it like we talk about it. They using all kinds of code words, and getting descriptive." He points at me, "And your wife told me to leave so that they could really talk."
They all look at me like I would know what the women are up to. We hear a roar of laughter from the living room, and quiet down to make out what they are saying. We can't, but a moment later there is another roar. Then, of all people, my wife hollers for us not to be listening to what they are saying. The fellas laugh, then look at me again. I sit my drink down, and walk boldly into the living room, "What are y'all talking about that you don't want us to hear?"
René turns to me, and rubs my ass, "You would let me bend you over my knee and spank you, wouldn't you?"
"What???"
"Look at him blush," Tasha says. "That's cute."
Denise nods, "I think that's his way of saying yes he would let her spank that booty."
"He would probably poke it out for her too," Tasha gives a hi-five to Denise, and more laughter erupts.
"Y'all have had way too much to drink up in here."
"Up in here," Yolanda pumps her hands above her head.
"You're all cut off!" I joke then turn to go back to the kitchen.
"Damn, he does have a nice ass, René," I hear as I go around the corner. There are some laughs of agreement.
"What happened?" Evan asks.
"They're talking about who they would spank."
"You lyin'?" Mark accuses.
"You want to go in there and find out for yourself?"
"Shit, maybe I should go in there," Troy adjusts his waistband, "let them know who I'd like to spank."
"What?" a couple of guys said at the same time.
"All right fellas, let's just be real. We all got some sexy ass wives, right? Ain't none of us married to ugly women."
We all eventually nod in agreement.
"Even the 'friends' Pete brings around are tight."
Kenny patted Pete's shoulder, "Ol' girl in there is hot."
"It ain't like I'm trying to push up on none of them – but my wife, Drew, and Tina got sexy legs; Janel, René, and Tasha got great asses; and Denise and Rochelle got fantastic titties."
We all looked at him.
He took a drink, "Damn I'm glad that's off my chest."
"You've been thinking about our wives for a while now?"
Troy laughs, "I ain't blind."
"Man, you wrong," Patrick chimed in, "René got nice titties too." We had our own roar of laughter.
"You not the only one to think so," Mark touched his glass to Patrick's.
"Oh, he's not?" René asked from the doorway to the living room, with Rochelle at her side.
"No, he's not," Troy said eying her chest.
René looked right at me with a grin that I recognized on her face, "Well, maybe hubby will let you get a peek sometime."
It's always a 50/50 toss up if René will follow through on a naughty thought she gets. While the thought of exposure must have been appealing for her to bring it up, I wanted to see what she might do next. "Maybe you should just pull one out right now," I sipped my drink, looking at her over the rim of the glass.
Her right eyebrow arched, and she exposed her left titty. Everyone's eyes widened; mostly in admiration, but also in shock I'm sure.
"The ladies would like the presence of their husbands, and boyfriends, in the living room," Rochelle said. Then they both left.
The fellas looked at me, then at each other. Some freshened their drinks, and then went to the living room. René had tucked her titty back in, and the women had made space for their particular man to sit beside them.
"Are breasts the most fascinating part of a woman's body?" Janel asked once everyone was seated.