Location: an island somewhere in the South Pacific.
Tess took a couple of deep breathes, and refocused on the grey metal door in front of her. The door resolutely failed to react to her stare. Twitching her noise for a moment, she then did a couple of neck stretches that - on subsequent reflection - only achieved making herself even more acutely aware that she wasn't actually relaxing. Tess knew all the tricks for maintaining a clear mind, or at least she'd thought she did. Right now, however, there were a dozen or so different scenarios that she'd just spent far too long on imagining might wait beyond that door. And those scenarios weren't so much fading away, but spawning whole new concerns instead.
The door continued to stand implacably in front of her, the complete absence of a door handle making it abundantly clear that the door would open when it felt like doing so, and not one moment earlier. Tess experimentally tried rotating her shoulders while keeping her arms by her side, as she'd seen on TV, and then just sighed and resigned herself to the interminable wait.
The large monitor that hung down from the high ceiling over the doorway was as silent and black as the door was immovable and grey.
It had to be said, Tess thought with slightly more irritation than probably befitted a special agent of her calibre, that what wasn't helping much was Bree's running commentary. In particular, her fellow agent's long running monologue on how Bree's current uniform accentuated the finest qualities of her derriere.
"Seriously, Tess." Bree was currently murmuring, distractedly, "If anyone ever asks you if you've witnessed one of the seven wonders of the modern world." She paused a moment for emphasis as she slowly ran a hand up and down her backside. "Just tell them that you once saw Bree Carson in this outfit."
Bree's attention had been on the single floor-to-ceiling mirror in the preparation room for the past fifteen minutes, and she was talking out loud more on the assumption that Tess was still in the room rather than from any serious attempt to drag her gaze away from the mirror and confirm that.
Both Tess Trueheart and Bree Carson were dressed in matching blue outfits - a two piece affair that hugged the body and sported an identical blue utility belt. The leggings accentuated the women's form beautifully, even if there was nothing particularly outlandish in the design. The top itself gleamed, and even the relatively dull light in the preparation room reflected off the material to give the two agents a shimmering glow. Any observer who saw Tess or Bree in these outfits could have been excused for being heavily distracted by any number of salient features, however a particularly keen observer might also have noticed that the top had the unusual property of being secured at the back, via clasps rather than by any zip or buttons at the front.
Bree turned around to face the mirror directly, and perched her hands on her hips. Soaking in the view for a moment, she then gracefully used both hands to trace a path from her inner thighs, up her stomach, over each breast, and then up and around her neck, so that her fingers interlocked behind her head. Finally, and with the same visible sense of satisfaction that an artist has when putting the last touch on their defining masterpiece, Bree pulled her shoulder-blades together and pushed her moderately proportioned, but wonderfully formed breasts to the fore.
"You know I almost feel sorry for our fellow contestants." Bree continued, "Waiting in their rooms, out there somewhere, completely unaware that once those doors open up, these twins are going to gun. Them. Down." She playfully twisted her chest so that each breast swayed forward momentarily, and even without looking at Bree, Tess knew that Bree was mouthing "pow! pow!" at her own reflection.
"Yes, yes." murmured Tess, "I'm so much happier in here, being told that in excruciating detail. I also found the three other times you've just said that to be particularly useful in removing any ambiguity as to your point."
Bree grinned and finally turned away from the mirror, sauntering over to her partner.
"Tess, so tense. What are you thinking about boss?"
"Well." Tess replied quietly, "I'm most certainly not thinking about the fact that we still haven't heard from HQ. I'm quite deliberately not dwelling on the realisation that we don't know much about what's actually on the other side of that door. And I am absolutely not mulling over the issue that we have no backup plan if the encryption keys we're about to play for fall into the wrong hands."
"Tess. You and me, we've got this covered." Bree draped a friendly arm around Tess's shoulders and theatrically waved her other hand in a wide arc in front of them both. "You're over thinking it. The world beyond that door is a simple enough place. If it's moving and it's not me, then strip it of whatever it's wearing." Bree took her arm off Tess's shoulder and gave Tess what was supposed to be a reassuring pat on the backside.
"We don't need a backup plan. Stacey and Erin are generally fantastic at everything we throw at them, and for all his many, many faults, Mitchelson is not without talent either. Those three are more than capable of looking after themselves. They'll be fine. We've got you - the finest special agent in Decider Enterprises' history - and me - the empress of embarrassment. We're going to go out there, reduce the sum total of clothing worn by our competitors to zero, and then take as much time as we want finding those keys."
"Yeah, I know." Tess looked at Bree and gave her a small smile, before returning back to staring at the door. "I guess I've just had a lot on my mind recently. Managing to get yourself captured by Harrington and her moronic band of idiots can dent a girl's confidence, I guess." Tess scrunched her nose up at the memory of Harrington's interrogation sessions, and was about to continue the conversation before she suddenly stopped, looked at Bree again and raised an eyebrow quizzically.
"'Empress of Embarrassment'? Seriously?"
Bree shrugged. "Eh. It'll do for now."
Tess was about to smile and tease her partner some more when the monitor above the door suddenly kicked into life. Tess and Bree exchanged a wordless glance, and then they both subtly and subconsciously shifted their stance to one that suggested both were combat ready for all hell to be unleashed from behind the door.
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[On an undisclosed webcast, from an unknown location.]
"Eight women, one goal. Who will pick up the prize and be on their way, and who will be left out on display? We'll find out in just over fifteen minutes as our four lovely pairs do battle in the arena of embarrassment; the stadium of stripping; the battleground of babes. Ladies and Gentlemen. Welcome. To Lesbian... Strip... HUMILIATION!"
The video in the webcast had been flying through a massive, covered, multi-level arena, where a collection of large inflatable bunkers — seemingly little more that huge air bags — were dotted across the artificial terrain. The announcer's voice momentarily gave way to an excessively loud and generic theme music, and the video briefly switched to a rapid fire montage of eight beautiful women dressed in matching attire, differing only by colour.
"My name for today is Alexander Harrison, and beside me in the commentator's box is my co-host Christopher Richardson. Chris, some exciting match ups today. Looking for a tight contest and some even tighter bodies."
"Absolutely, Alex. Very excited to be here today. We couldn't have asked for a better line-up of high-flying hotties to kick off the very first edition of LSH. In Red Team today, we've got Akemi and Takara from the Land of the Rising Sun, and it'd be a brave man who'd bet against these jewels from Japan."
The webcast momentarily settled on two Japanese women in red outfits, posing with calm and confident expressions on their faces as the camera quickly scanned over their bodies.
"May be so Chris, but let's not look past Yellow Team, where our two stunners from South Africa are striving to strip their competition bare. Charlize and Thula told me personally that it's not enough for them to win, they want their fellow contestants to utterly lose everything too."
The webcast moved on from Akemi and Takara and two gorgeous women dressed entirely in yellow, one white and one black, graced the screen. The blonde-haired white woman nodded her head grimly at the camera, while the raven-haired black woman pushed her left fist into the open palm of her right hand at chest height, her muscles noticeably flexing under her tight red top.
"My kind of contestants, Alex. Let's not forget Blue Team though, and I'm reliably informed that Tess and Bree are no strangers to getting women naked. These amazons from the Americas seem ready for anything, and Bree tells me that she can strip anyone of anything with surgical precision."
The webcast switched over to the profile videos of Tess Trueheart and Bree Carson, dressed in their blue outfits and generally giving off the aura of Goddesses. Tess looked calm and serene in her pre-game pose, barely acknowledging the presence of the camera in front of her. In comparison, Bree winked conspiratorially at the audience and then bit her lip in a manner that was guaranteed to raise the blood pressure of quite a large percentage of the watching masses.