CHOICE NAKED BODIES
We were at the nudist camp where we live during the summer sunning on lounge chairs by the pool, and she noticed me watching some lovely bodies in the water. "Enjoying yourself?" she asked. At first I was clueless, then I realized I'd been caught.
"Huh? Oh, yeah, they are lovely," I said. I had been taking mental snapshots of those lovely asses for years, but I had never been caught at it, at least not openly, that I knew.
"Sexy little things, right?" she said, lifting up her glasses.
"You think so? You admire them too?" I asked.
"Of course. I am not blind. Old, but not blind. Because I think Jessica Collin's has the sexiest little ass I have ever seen doesn't mean I am depraved. Bi maybe, but not strange," she said. "But you have to admit you were thinking some pretty racy thoughts, right?"
"Okay, maybe," I admitted. "So, do you 'appreciate' female bodies like those?"
"Sure," she said. "They are luscious little morsels.
Yeah. I sometimes fantasize about enjoying those nubile little cuties like I did back in college. I know you do, and you can appreciate sexy guys."
"Of course," I said.
"Like Martin," she said.
"Yeah. He is... "
"Beautiful," she finished for me..
"You ever think of Martin, you know, that way?" I asked.
"Of course," she said. "Fucking him, you mean? Sure."
"What about the women?" I said.
"I would. In a heart beat," she said.
"So, you think you're bi?" I asked.
"Probably. I would most likely eat that sweet pussy of Carla's, or Jessica's," she said, "in a heart beat. A New York minute. Even an old lady can admire great little asses," she said. "And pussies. Just look at the tits on Amanda. They even turn me on," she said. "If I were a man, I think I'd have a hard on about now."
She thought for a minute. "Yeah. I like to savor sights like these, and I know you do. You are probably imagining fucking all of them. Admit it."
"Okay. Probably," I said.
"What if I gave you a pass? What if I said, "Go ahead. Screw them."
"Well, I would, yes. I guess. At least I'd try," I said. "But you enjoy bodies like that?"
"I love them. Yes," she replied. "Sure. They make my pussy wet. Yes, I love looking at the lovely naked bodies of ladies. It keeps me young. At least, younger."
She watched them for a minute. "That pussy of Sally's is scrumptious. It makes my mouth water. I know it does yours," she said, nailing me with the truth.
"So, what are we going to do about this?" she asked. "Hall passes?"
"Who would you do first? Sally or Martin?"
"That's a hard one. I have to pick?" she asked. "Could I have them both at the same time?" she implored, again lifting her glasses and inspecting each carefully.
"Now that's a pretty picture," I said. "Would you rather eat pussy or suck cock?"
"I would rather be fucked by that beautiful cock while I am eating pussy," she said.
"Said like a true bisexual," I said. "So, here we are. Two old cronies thinking about fucking the younger generation.
You think they'd give us a brief roll in the hay?"
"Not with other bodies like those around," she said.
"How about we set up a challenge, see who gets one of them first? What do you say? Deal?" I said.
"We'd need photographic evidence," she said laughing, smirking sarcastically.
"Right. We couldn't leave it up to honesty," I said. "Too easy. Either a written statement, notarized, or a photo of the action. Like a phone video," I said, still just fooling around and chuckling.
"You serious?" she asked.
"As a coronary," I said, "at the old folks home."
"Would there be a time limit?" she asked.
"Longer than a week," I said. "A month? The summer?"
"Summer's good," she said with a grin. Â "Would make June, July, and August more exciting."
"Would," she said. "Either sex? You're probably not interested in Martin," she said. I nodded. "Either for me. Fems for you?"
"Deal," I said. "First one gets... "
"Bragging rights?" she said.
"Vacation of their choice," I suggested.
"Any place?"
"Where it is warm," I said. Â "Jamaica?"
"Deal," she said. "Winner picks."
The bet was on, the competition was set, and the summer just got a lot more interesting. Whichever of us bedded one of the cuties first, won. The other would go where the winner picked, not that there could be a loser.  Especially if both bedded a lovely or handsome beauty.
Right away I began making my plans, ways to get things started. I thought of the beauty pageant coming up, where I was a judge. Maybe that would give me an edge. Perhaps even apply some unfair pressure. Well, whatever it takes. Who said you have to play fair?
"You're not going to try to use being a judge for the pageant are you?" she asked.
"Banish the thought," I said.
"So you are? Of all the lowdown sneaking... "
"So you wouldn't?" I said.
"Of course I would," she said. "I may have to help those girls learn to strut. Who knows. I mean even teach them to give massages. Sensual massages," she said. "Any of you girls like a sexual massage?" she said laughing. "Jessica, would you like that sexy little ass attended to?"
I kissed her. "Whatever works," I said.  "You are on, bitch."
"Bitch yourself," she replied. "See you in Jamaica, bitch."
It was one of the things we did. If it called for sarcasm, we would call each other bitch. It was like private slang. A language of our own. Neither of us minded, unless it was said by someone else. Let another man call her bitch and I would rip his head off.
Just like I thought, or hoped, Jessica came by the cabin to ask me questions about the beauty contest. Just my thoughts. Maybe we could have lunch and talk about it, she suggested. "Of course," I said. "Any time. I would be glad to help." I would be glad to help you have a grand time in my bed, I thought.
Two days later she put a note in my mailbox and asked if we could 'chat'. I will chat you up, my dear, I thought. Then later that day I saw my wife 'chatting' with Martin by the pool. Well you old tigress, I thought as I watched her purr as she listened and gazed at him behind her dark glasses.
Also there was Andreas, the volleyball player who she had asked for some 'instruction' about her game: personal, private instruction I was certain. If she could fuck a hunky volleyball player more power to her, I thought. You go, girl. Give it the old college try.
She got personal and private volleyball lessons three times a week from the camp hunk and I saw my lead vanishing quickly. One day, a week later, I saw him standing on our rooftop deck, nude and muscled, and well-tanned. I could not see my wife, but I knew she was up there and horny as a a hyena in heat.
Then he disappeared and I figured they were both laying down, close to one another, perhaps stacked like cordwood, and I saw my win looking rather hopeless.
Maybe they were only having lunch, although I knew the odds were that she was his dessert and he was her main course. Oral was a win, and I knew she was in the lead.