Hi Neighbor,
Me again! The annoying girl next door who's always asking you favors. I hope I can do something to repay you one day for the way you look out for me.
So, I've had my front light on every night for a week now, and my friend hasn't come by. To be honest he's probably teasing me. He does that. It's hard, because I really want him to drop by, if you know what I mean. Omg don't judge me.
Anyway, I ordered one of those Darth Vader masks and gave your address for delivery. I want you to have it so that you know exactly what my friend will look like when he does show up. I really want to make sure you can identify him. I'd be horrified if you thought he was an intruder or whatever.
I see him sometimes at work (I know, I know, work relationships and everything, don't judge me). We have an understanding that we never talk about our little game. I mean, even if he came over one night, if I mentioned it the next day at work he would deny it to my face. We never, ever mention it.